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Guardians of Las

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Book 1: Guardians of Las available for purchase https://www.feedaread.com/books/Illthdar-Guardians-of-Las-9781839451508.aspx Book Reviews wanted! ABOUT RACHEL: born and raised in Minnesota, USA. Living in the UK with her husband and their two children. A Latina-American, she is an advocate of positive change and anti-discrimination. like and follow on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/IllthdarSeries/
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#CROW NO

Crow: CROW YES!

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notcuddles

It’s actually impossible to measure how many fucks a corvid give because there is no device sensitive enough to register such a tiny amount.

science/animal side of tumblr… explain to me the birb thing

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Tail Pulling is a behavior noted in many corvids. The practical application is to create a distraction that will allow the birb to make off with the target’s food. Imagine being in the lunch room and a large fellow has a Twinkie you covet. You can’t just take it from him because he’ll defend his Twinkie. But if you thwap him on the back of his neck and then dash around to snag the Twinkie while he investigates, you stand a decent chance of enjoying spongey goodness. This is basically that in birb form.

Except corvids don’t only do this as a distraction. Sometimes they seem to just being doing it to mess with other animals/birbs. But to use my lunch room analogy, there are times you might thwap someone sneakily on the back of the neck just for amusement. Primates exhibit behavior that appears to be just be annoying other animals for amusement. Given how intelligent crows are, its not unlikely that this is a manifestation of an innate desire to just fuck with someone else for the fun of it. Such as this from the link above:

THANK YOU FOR THE BIRB KNOWLEDGE

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BECAUSE IT IS FUN

This speaks to me on a molecular level.

birbs just wanna have fun

Sorry to hijack a little, but to put it bluntly, corvids are also pretty BALSY. They are more than prepared to harass other huge birds of prey which could deal them a lot of damage. There’s plenty of cases of corvids ‘riding’ other birds as well. It’s often to harass the larger bird out of the area, but as @red3blog said, they quite often (in layman’s terms) enjoy fucking shit up for fun.

‘Where the hell is the seatbelt on this thing?’

I mean they deserve a medal for having such huge bird balls imo

Literally no fucks are given by corvids. Ever.

I haven’t seen this post in ages but it’s my fave corvid post.

Intelligence is rooted in how much of a dick you can knowingly be.

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illthdar

YOU REBLOGGED THE AU ASK THING SO I AM SENDING IN THE AU ASKS. 1, 4, 6, 8, 17, 23, 30, 36 You don't have to answer all of them. (This is my favorite ask of all time, ever)

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Good heavens, well I’ll give it my best shot. Thanks for the ask. I won’t do the full cast, or we really will be here all year but here’s Inari’s team and how they would fit:

1. college AU but instead of being students, all your ocs are professors

Toshiiro: dance

Seth: the cool science teacher

Tundra: computer lab

Inari: the principal, of course

Lerki: the less cool science teacher

4. *wormhole AU where your ocs find themselves at a Comic Con on Earth (in the near future after your book/comic/film has come out to wild success) and they must pretend to be extremely dedicated cosplayers*

Tundra: absolutely trying his hardest not to fanboy over all of the stuff. Not really succeeding because he’s a super nerd.

Seth: completely enjoying the fact that everyone wants a picture with him.

Toshiiro: cannot figure out wtf is going on. Face may as well be tattooed red from every person getting too up close and personal. Nothing he does seems to make them go away - he’s bewildered that, the more he complains, the more people scream with excitement.

Inari: their very best self, fan hiding their laughing face.

Lerki: complete mess. Too noisy, too bright, too much is wrong with this place - the elements said so - WHY can’t we go back yet?

6. AU where your ocs are all various types of animals at a pet store/petting zoo

Toshiiro: he’s the parrot that got taught all the swear words.

Seth: the Labrador puppy that is toocuteforlife. OMG, U HUMAN?! TAKEMEWITHUUUUU!

Tundra: that cat that comes in and doesn’t even live here. No one knows who he belongs to, he just eats the food and sleeps in the beds and fucks off again when it suits him.

Inari: the so majestic bird in that one cage that is never bought, despite how pretty, because they snap at everyone that tries to touch their feathers. Don’t mess with the aesthetics.

Lerki: Hamster. HAVE I MOVED ANYWHERE YET? NO?! Better run in this wheel some more! Oo! Water! CARROT SLICES NOMNOM! What was I doing? 

8. AU where your ocs all work at a fast food restaurant

Toshiiro: Manager. Hates his life because he got the rest of these dipshits.

Inari: Regional manager. All eyes on them when they walk in. Super bitchy.

Tundra: Looks like a slacker, does most of the work anyway, but still manages to flirt with the customers.

Seth: Wants to flirt with the customers, unfortunately stuck on drive thru because he can’t seem to do it without getting caught by Toshiiro.

Lerki: Does he work here? Fuck knows. If he shows up, we never see him.

17. boy band AU

Toshiiro: drummer. Can’t sing for shit, won’t try, but has best rhythm.

Tundra: electric guitar. Screamer.

Seth: base guitar. Backup vocals.

Inari: Lead singer, second best vocals but best face.

Lerki: Backup vocals, best but looks like he forgot to change clothes. Or shower. All week.

23. AU where your ocs are aged-up and are now all residents in a retirement home

Tundra: going to laugh as he tries to run people over with the electric scooter. Can you catch him? Nope.

Seth: the nice old black guy that every white person looks to for great advice but gives no thanks to.

Inari: Still a diva and dresses better than everyone there. Including the visitors. 

Lerki: lost touch with reality but forever trying to convince everyone otherwise. No one is fooled. Cheats at cards.

Toshiiro: Legit has his shit still in order. Head of the scrabble and bingo clubs and chess club. Will completely own any ass in trivia. 

30. 1950s ‘Outsiders’ AU where your ocs are split between Greasers and Socs

Inari: Complete Soc. Head of them, their ruler. All bow.

Toshiiro: the Soc who would very much like not to be surrounded by insufferable egotistical dicks but can’t stand morons, so here he’s stuck.

Seth: Greaser. Best at detailing. Will pimp the fuck out of your wheels.

Tundra: Greaser. Best driver. Has lots of practice crashing. People think he’s got nine lives or some shit.

Lerki: Voted most likely to get doors opened into his face every time he tries to enter a room. Loser.

36. shipwrecked on a desert island AU

Toshiiro: made the Help sign out of sticks.

Seth: made shelter and fire.

Inari: that bastard who sits around and supervises.

Lerki: wandered off hours ago to explore.

Tundra: the only one who thought to grab a mirror to signal for help that way.

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THIS IS THE GREATEST, I LOVE IT. THANK YOU.

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With several neat and folded pieces of cloth balanced on his good arm, Date stood in the hallway. His eyes, he kept directed towards Vyxen’s slipper-clad feet. “Tengu have feathers to keep warm,” he pointed out, voice a whisper. “These are a poor substitute, but they are better than nothing.”
“Oh, okay, great,” Vyxen responded, collecting the quilted robes from him. His manner of speech was closer to what she was used to, but the body language was a far cry from Date Toshiiro. The whole thing felt unnatural, and it tempted her to yank a feather out his head, if only for the reaction. “Thanks.”
He mumbled and bowed once in reply, backing away before turning to go back down the hallway where, she assumed, the men and Inari had taken up residence.
She had a picture in her head of him being a proud and haughty Prince before he came to Las. She never expected him to get on his knees and beg as he had the day before. Looking how he acted, so out of character compared to the image in her mind, it occurred the first and second impressions weren’t right either.
Here, there the class-system was alive and well. Servants scurried from place to place, silent if not unseen. They had all but set fire to the whole town to make them fly in from above, risking the lives of their own people, just to ensure one man wouldn’t take the trail below. She hadn’t missed the fact no one refuted there was a torture room in the basement, either.
They world shaped those who lived in it, so what did that make Date Toshiiro?
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A Rainbow of OCs Part II

Inari, The High Elders and some of my favorite boys from the series Illthdar - Guardians of Las! It’s one of my absolute favorite stories and if you like fantasy I highly recommend checking it out!

Keep updated on the book and it’s release date over here -> @illthdar

A Rainbow of OCs Part 1 is Here

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illthdar

The first book in the Illthdar series, Guardians of Las, is on sale now!

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Happy Storyteller Saturday x2 - Toshiiro has become notorious among the fandom for his willingness to eat absolutely anything, even horrifying things. Is there anything Toshiiro wouldn't eat?

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Lol without any exceptions known to date, Toshiiro will eat anything that is served to him. Not only does he see it as a basic necessity not to be picky, but it's just good manners. He's always a gentleman, first and foremost.

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Happy Storyteller Saturday? Are any of your OC's looked down upon by their peers? Why and how do they cope with it?

Thanks for the ask!

Illthdar is a dark fantasy that emulates reality and one of the elements of that evil underside is that bigotry exists in several forms. (Apologies, baby hit answer before I could finish)

One example are the demons: by Illthdar definition, a being is a demon if their race's history involved evolution of some form. I.e., their kind came from certain people being transformed from something else. Angels are demons, tengu are demons, vampires and werewolves are demons and, technically so are butterflies.

how the characters deal with something so arbitrary differs. Magnilla's clan uses propaganda to bury this fact. Abaddon chooses to ignore the haters. Date has internalised it.

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Happy Storyteller Saturday! Do you have clear images of your OC's? Do they change, or are you unsure how they look?

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Thanks for the ask!

When I start out, I have general information and descriptions when I start a new WIP. As the characters interact and I dig more into personality, I add details to their physical descriptions to fall in line with it.

A great example of this is Date Toshiiro and his missing pinkies. It never occurred to me to consider missing fingers when I first did his description. But it came up in writing and My first thought was that he could have been born like that, but his personality and demeanor about them put the reason into darker territory.

So the answer is yes, but the image becomes clearer as the draft progresses.

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Happy (late) STS!! 💕 What are your characters packing for a road trip? What's their destination?

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Thank you for the ask!

The characters go on away missions to all sorts of destinations in the Illthdar series. Despite this, some are more sensible than others, for example:

Seth will not and cannot do camping due to his trauma so he packs light and will argue for less rest stops.

Tundra is used to travel and did it a lot before he ended up on Illthdar. He's the person to go to if you need something.

Lerki doesn't understand packing at all. His people are nomadic and live off of the land, making use of the environment. The first and last time he was put in charge of packing for a mission, he didn't even pack blankets or tents.

Date knows he's the least capable when it comes to basic life skills. If anyone packed anything stupidly useless stuff, it was him.

Inari is fabulous. Inari is able to carry as much as they want, so long as it fits in their generous sleeves. Inari is a celestial, a god, and doesn't need much personally. However, they are considerate of others and is the person to ask if you need something special. Inari has it, I promise.

That's just the B-team. There are a lot of characters in the main cast, these guys and Inari are only half of them.

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A Rainbow of OCs Part II

Inari, The High Elders and some of my favorite boys from the series Illthdar - Guardians of Las! It’s one of my absolute favorite stories and if you like fantasy I highly recommend checking it out!

Keep updated on the book and it’s release date over here -> @illthdar

A Rainbow of OCs Part 1 is Here

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The Bearer – Inari

A protector and provider to farmers and common folk, Inari left an island of their own creation and traveled to Illthdar when a distress signal was sent from the Goddess Vvekw. Hoping to offer their aid, they were not expecting to find themselves near powerless upon arrival. The limitations on magic being what they are, Inari does best to offer their assistance, but their habit of keeping secrets and withholding vital information is proving to be the undoing of many.

The Banished – Date Toshiiro

Stripped of his title and exiled from his home, Toshiiro’s choices were to enlist in the order or starve. Once a high lord and now a commoner with an attitude, he hasn’t made friends easily. With a chip on his shoulder the size of the mountain he was born on, he is by his own admission a work in progress. Forgetting a life is never easy, and ghosts of the past have a way of haunting us forever.

The Chaos Maker – Seth Stormbringer

A half-blood that arrived in Illthdar as a child, Seth endured a trial by nature the likes of which nightmares are made of. Forced to struggle on his own in the wilds of new and terrifying land, it was considered a miracle he survived. Caught and dragged kicking and screaming to Las, Seth tried to make a new life. He adjusted, but storms are always on his horizon and as things get worse, so too do they.

The Wanderer – Lerki of Goldbirch

Born to a nomadic tribe of Venin, Lerki is not one to stay still. Coming from a culture that bows to the will of the elements, he’s finding life difficult in a place that does not bend with the wind. Known for making poisons and rumored to be insane, he is mostly avoided. With his thoughts always faraway, it’s easy to underestimate him, but wise not to. 

The Assassin – Tundra

Cocky, headstrong and from a planet beyond Earth, Tundra has seen stranger things than Illthdar. Raised to be a perfect solider for a shady organization, he was always taught that having emotional attachments was a weakness. In a world that cares less for him than he does for it, he’s finding it increasingly hard to pretend like his actions and the people around him don’t matter.

A second set of fan aesthetics for the upcoming book series by @illthdar.  Meet Team Two! Team one can be found here.

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favorite damn trope in the history of ever:

monsters, or characters who view themselves as monsters, being touched and/or treated gently for the first time in their life.

just

I have a sudden NEED to know if there are fix-it fics giving Frankenstein’s monster the love he deserves… Be right back.

Yessss. There are a few I could find on AO3, but I need more. anyone with recs?

You are using this post for its intended purpose. This was about Frankenstein’s creature the whole time

@illthdar Date’s mentality

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