so many male characters are held back by the fact that they're not wearing earrings when they so clearly should be wearing earrings
BLACK JEWS (…nuff said.)
Reblogging because there are enough people out there who don’t get that Jews come in Al l hues.
YOU REBLOGGED THE AU ASK THING SO I AM SENDING IN THE AU ASKS. 1, 4, 6, 8, 17, 23, 30, 36 You don't have to answer all of them. (This is my favorite ask of all time, ever)
Good heavens, well I’ll give it my best shot. Thanks for the ask. I won’t do the full cast, or we really will be here all year but here’s Inari’s team and how they would fit:
1. college AU but instead of being students, all your ocs are professors
Toshiiro: dance
Seth: the cool science teacher
Tundra: computer lab
Inari: the principal, of course
Lerki: the less cool science teacher
4. *wormhole AU where your ocs find themselves at a Comic Con on Earth (in the near future after your book/comic/film has come out to wild success) and they must pretend to be extremely dedicated cosplayers*
Tundra: absolutely trying his hardest not to fanboy over all of the stuff. Not really succeeding because he’s a super nerd.
Seth: completely enjoying the fact that everyone wants a picture with him.
Toshiiro: cannot figure out wtf is going on. Face may as well be tattooed red from every person getting too up close and personal. Nothing he does seems to make them go away - he’s bewildered that, the more he complains, the more people scream with excitement.
Inari: their very best self, fan hiding their laughing face.
Lerki: complete mess. Too noisy, too bright, too much is wrong with this place - the elements said so - WHY can’t we go back yet?
6. AU where your ocs are all various types of animals at a pet store/petting zoo
Toshiiro: he’s the parrot that got taught all the swear words.
Seth: the Labrador puppy that is toocuteforlife. OMG, U HUMAN?! TAKEMEWITHUUUUU!
Tundra: that cat that comes in and doesn’t even live here. No one knows who he belongs to, he just eats the food and sleeps in the beds and fucks off again when it suits him.
Inari: the so majestic bird in that one cage that is never bought, despite how pretty, because they snap at everyone that tries to touch their feathers. Don’t mess with the aesthetics.
Lerki: Hamster. HAVE I MOVED ANYWHERE YET? NO?! Better run in this wheel some more! Oo! Water! CARROT SLICES NOMNOM! What was I doing?
8. AU where your ocs all work at a fast food restaurant
Toshiiro: Manager. Hates his life because he got the rest of these dipshits.
Inari: Regional manager. All eyes on them when they walk in. Super bitchy.
Tundra: Looks like a slacker, does most of the work anyway, but still manages to flirt with the customers.
Seth: Wants to flirt with the customers, unfortunately stuck on drive thru because he can’t seem to do it without getting caught by Toshiiro.
Lerki: Does he work here? Fuck knows. If he shows up, we never see him.
17. boy band AU
Toshiiro: drummer. Can’t sing for shit, won’t try, but has best rhythm.
Tundra: electric guitar. Screamer.
Seth: base guitar. Backup vocals.
Inari: Lead singer, second best vocals but best face.
Lerki: Backup vocals, best but looks like he forgot to change clothes. Or shower. All week.
23. AU where your ocs are aged-up and are now all residents in a retirement home
Tundra: going to laugh as he tries to run people over with the electric scooter. Can you catch him? Nope.
Seth: the nice old black guy that every white person looks to for great advice but gives no thanks to.
Inari: Still a diva and dresses better than everyone there. Including the visitors.
Lerki: lost touch with reality but forever trying to convince everyone otherwise. No one is fooled. Cheats at cards.
Toshiiro: Legit has his shit still in order. Head of the scrabble and bingo clubs and chess club. Will completely own any ass in trivia.
30. 1950s ‘Outsiders’ AU where your ocs are split between Greasers and Socs
Inari: Complete Soc. Head of them, their ruler. All bow.
Toshiiro: the Soc who would very much like not to be surrounded by insufferable egotistical dicks but can’t stand morons, so here he’s stuck.
Seth: Greaser. Best at detailing. Will pimp the fuck out of your wheels.
Tundra: Greaser. Best driver. Has lots of practice crashing. People think he’s got nine lives or some shit.
Lerki: Voted most likely to get doors opened into his face every time he tries to enter a room. Loser.
36. shipwrecked on a desert island AU
Toshiiro: made the Help sign out of sticks.
Seth: made shelter and fire.
Inari: that bastard who sits around and supervises.
Lerki: wandered off hours ago to explore.
Tundra: the only one who thought to grab a mirror to signal for help that way.
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Guardians of Las
Made by @guardians-of-las-vyxen
Mohammed Idle (Seth Stormbringer): Three things can always be observed when Seth appears before someone for the first time: First of all his skin is a rich, dark chocolate. Next, he’s tall (6′0), with a medium, athletic build. Third: his eyes, brows and hair are all a shocking, burning shade of amber orange.
His smile is bright and radiant as the sun, his features soft and gentle. One ear is pierced and he wears a cuff with linked earring that swings jauntily whenever he shakes his head.
Across his back he carries a double-headed axe, secured with a careful network of brown leather straps.. Largely unarmored, the leather bands that connect to his tan breeches are more decoration and intimidation, than anything else.
This is a man who dressed with every intention of stopping someone before they could test the resistance of his Half-blood flesh. His breeches are fitted from the thigh down, the snugness about his rear another token piece of fan-service, marking him either a showoff or a slave to fashion.
When on duty his footwear is doe-skinned, calf-length boots, held in place by laces that crossed over themselves multiple times knotted with sideways, off-balanced, bows.
The Bearer – Inari
A protector and provider to farmers and common folk, Inari left an island of their own creation and traveled to Illthdar when a distress signal was sent from the Goddess Vvekw. Hoping to offer their aid, they were not expecting to find themselves near powerless upon arrival. The limitations on magic being what they are, Inari does best to offer their assistance, but their habit of keeping secrets and withholding vital information is proving to be the undoing of many.
The Banished – Date Toshiiro
Stripped of his title and exiled from his home, Toshiiro’s choices were to enlist in the order or starve. Once a high lord and now a commoner with an attitude, he hasn’t made friends easily. With a chip on his shoulder the size of the mountain he was born on, he is by his own admission a work in progress. Forgetting a life is never easy, and ghosts of the past have a way of haunting us forever.
The Chaos Maker – Seth Stormbringer
A half-blood that arrived in Illthdar as a child, Seth endured a trial by nature the likes of which nightmares are made of. Forced to struggle on his own in the wilds of new and terrifying land, it was considered a miracle he survived. Caught and dragged kicking and screaming to Las, Seth tried to make a new life. He adjusted, but storms are always on his horizon and as things get worse, so too do they.
The Wanderer – Lerki of Goldbirch
Born to a nomadic tribe of Venin, Lerki is not one to stay still. Coming from a culture that bows to the will of the elements, he’s finding life difficult in a place that does not bend with the wind. Known for making poisons and rumored to be insane, he is mostly avoided. With his thoughts always faraway, it’s easy to underestimate him, but wise not to.
The Assassin – Tundra
Cocky, headstrong and from a planet beyond Earth, Tundra has seen stranger things than Illthdar. Raised to be a perfect solider for a shady organization, he was always taught that having emotional attachments was a weakness. In a world that cares less for him than he does for it, he’s finding it increasingly hard to pretend like his actions and the people around him don’t matter.
The first book in the Illthdar series, Guardians of Las, is on sale now!
A Rainbow of OCs Part II
Inari, The High Elders and some of my favorite boys from the series Illthdar - Guardians of Las! It’s one of my absolute favorite stories and if you like fantasy I highly recommend checking it out!
Keep updated on the book and it’s release date over here -> @illthdar
A Rainbow of OCs Part 1 is Here
The first book in the Illthdar series, Guardians of Las, is on sale now!
One thing that does bother me in stories is when the main characters are a team and there’s only one or two female characters and the female character(s) are always the heart of the team, the most generous, the most loving and emotional, the most altruistic. Like I love soft emotional characters it just bothers me when that’s the only representation for female characters
@illthdar wanna introduce Seth?
Seth, everyone’s favourite black jew-muslim, the glue of his team, the darling tower of a man! Absolutely the perfect example of a heart of gold.
Likewise, Abaddon, demi-demon, gender-flux, pint-sized, sweetheart/badass.
People are going to hate me saying this – and oh well, I’m used to tumblr hating me and my opinions – but I feel like Jk Rowling was queerbaiting, if not unintentionally.
Hear me out before you breathe flames all over my nice pink sweater.
As a person of color, you grow up seeing famous white authors who don’t necessarily *hate* people of color but are uncomfortable writing about us. Why? Because they don’t want to misrepresent or turn us into an offensive token, so in an attempt to spare people of color that usual horror, they keep all their “minority” characters off to the side in minor roles.
In this situation, people of color are tolerated, acknowledged as existing, used as background decorations to pay lipservice to diversity, but not really included in the narrative. A text book example of this would be Dragon Age Origins, in which people of color exist but are relagated to the sidelines, and the two brown people who have speaking roles aren’t important enough to be three-dimensional characters who exist throughout the story. Duncan dies in the opening (you have to get his background from a book), and Isabella is just there to teach you a skill (and be a hypersexual stereotype).
Does Zevran count as not-white??? I always felt he was a white Spainard with a tan. But if he’s actually a poc, then he’s the only remotely important person of color in Dragon Age Origins who also gets to live through to the end of the game.
Rowling has done the same thing with all her queer (or potentially queer) characters. She doesn’t hate queer people, but she tolerates us enough to acknowledge that we exist. Gay people are allowed to be gay – as long as they’re gay OVER THERE OFF SCREEN.
So Dumbledore couldn’t be gay in the books but in some announcement after the books were well and done. Tonks and Lupin – the two potentially queer characters – were conveniently smashed together in an unlikely pairing to squash all rumors of gayness (which I thought was a shame). And Harry Potter’s son will never really be gay on stage, just in little hints and subtext.
No, Rowling doesn’t hate queer people (said without sarcasm). She’s uncomfortable writing them or trying to represent them well, in which case she shouldn’t be writing them at all.
My mantra for the last five years or so for white writers has been this: include us well or don’t include us at all. Period.
There is nothing so shitty as being misrepresented or half-represented. If you want to write about a minority but don’t have the balls, the knowledge, or the inclination to learn, then don’t bother.
And this problem isn’t Rowling’s. It’s not up to her to represent queer people. The bigger issue is the fact of so few queer writers on the market. We aren’t allowed to represent ourselves and be our own voice.
As a queer writer myself, I work tirelessly to make agents and publishers see past the sexuality of my characters and see people. But in reality, publishing houses only care about MONEY. So they will sign whatever mindless, vacuous shit will appeal to straight white people (Twilight, anyone?) whether the writer has talent or not because that’s where they believe the money is at.
I am basically saying that publishers will sign any story the think will sell to the straight white majority, not that Rowling has no talent. She is vastly superior to Meyers in every conceivable way.
In short, JK Rowling doesn’t hate queer people. We all know this. But I also don’t think she’s purposely queerbaiting. I think she had a desire to write about queer people but didn’t know how to do it well and was afraid of making a mistake. Her first mistake? Writing about queer people when she had these fears in the first place.
That old saying “write what you know” has weight. Straight white writers should write what they know, while publishing houses should allow queer people and people of color to be their own voices.
Yeah. It’s that fucking simple.
Today I was working on my outline for my new fantasy novel (right now it’s just a mash of ideas) and I realized that if it was ever published, it would be heckled as “the black lesbian Harry Potter” even though the story is actually nothing like Harry Potter and the character is not a lesbian, just queer.
Also, it’s just one book, and the character goes from a child (who learns magic at a sort of school – again, nothing like a real school and more like a monastery) to an adult throughout the story. In the end, it’s nothing like Harry Potter, but people would see the similarities and say so.
Can you imagine what it’s like to write something and have it watered down into the black version of everything else? Last year I wrote a graphic novel about a black female super hero, and in the back of mind, I knew she’d be called “black supergirl” if she ever saw the light of day. But she was nothing like Supergirl. If anything, my character is better than fucking Supergirl. At least she gets to live out from under the shadow of a Superman counterpart…. or would she? The second she was published, the world over would accuse me of copying, even though the story was nothing like Superman.
Black people are never allowed to just be people. Our stories are never just stories – they’re black stories. Our characters are never just characters – they’re black characters.
No, we don’t walk around “aware of our otherness” because we don’t see ourselves as strange and other. We see ourselves as normal human beings, and it’s everyone else who has to treat us like baffling animals behind glass.
All these people preaching about a post-racial society like to forget that we are still segregated. We live in separate neighborhoods, we go to separate schools, and in the book section of every story, every black fantasy writer has been shoved away into BLACK fiction.
Because god forbid anything written by a black person should just be FICTION.
Is there a section for queer fiction? Is there an inter-sectional section for black queer fiction, where the hatred comes together to closet away people who have two minority backgrounds instead of one????
Sometimes I look at my steampunk novel – which is about a woman of color falling in love with a female robot, yup – and I wonder just how hopeless it is for me to see it in print.
Being black is hard. Being queer is hard. Imagine being black and queer.
JK Rowling can’t. And that’s why she should’ve just left minorities alone. I think she was screwed either way, as people would have criticized her for not having one important brown person at Hogwarts, even though brown people live in Britain everywhere, especially Indian people.
Again, the problem isn’t Jk Rowling. Her writing is just a symptom of a world where we are still so segregated, she has no clue how to write about people of color or queer people without being offensive.
Ursula Le Guin could write about people of color without screwing up because she was exposed to them regularly. She saw us as people, not stereotypes, and that’s how she avoided being racist.
If we can tear down the walls of segregation that are still firmly, invisibly in place, we will see a lot fewer baffled straight white writers and video game developers and more people who understand and appreciate each other.
I just wonder how fucking long that’s going to take. I don’t believe people truly WANT to break down these barriers. If anything, people have been working tirelessly to keep them there for all manner of reasons: greed, power, grand delusions of superiority, or a sheer hatred of those who are different from them.
In short: when we have a better world, we will have better writers.
Happy STS!! What food is your OC's favorite? Which food would they absolutely never eat in a million years?
Thanks for the ask!
Seth was born into a Jewish-Muslim household and ended up stuck on Illthdar when he was a preteen. Due to the sheer difference in animals between the worlds, he's taken a novel approach to keeping kosher/halal - basically, his rule is that it can't look like it was a pig.
That said, there is a lot of things that don't look like a pig, and some of those on Illthdar need to be approached with caution, too. Like the quiche at the Aliwifery tavern.
As for his favourite foods, Seth loves spice and lives for anything that reminds him of curry.
Happy Storyteller Saturday! :P Which OC has a hard time sleeping before big events? Bonus: what sort of events keep them up?
Thanks for the ask!
When it comes to special events, no one gets more excited than Vyxen. If she's not taking part, she lives vicariously through her friends.
When it comes to sleep in general, though, that problem is something Seth deals with due to the PTSD he got when he arrived on Illthdar - nightmares with replicating themes are a constant bedfellow.
STS! In your WIP what has been your favorite character interaction?
Thanks for the ask!
In Guardians of Las, it's the first conversation between Seth and Abaddon. Even if he assumes the reason why Abaddon uses they-pronouns, he's still accepting and respectful. Likewise, Abaddon treats him as an equal in their chat - they are honest in their thoughts about the danger coming. It's a humanising moment for them both. But that's to be expected of the badass cinnamon rolls.
Happy (late) STS!! 💕 What are your characters packing for a road trip? What's their destination?
Thank you for the ask!
The characters go on away missions to all sorts of destinations in the Illthdar series. Despite this, some are more sensible than others, for example:
Seth will not and cannot do camping due to his trauma so he packs light and will argue for less rest stops.
Tundra is used to travel and did it a lot before he ended up on Illthdar. He's the person to go to if you need something.
Lerki doesn't understand packing at all. His people are nomadic and live off of the land, making use of the environment. The first and last time he was put in charge of packing for a mission, he didn't even pack blankets or tents.
Date knows he's the least capable when it comes to basic life skills. If anyone packed anything stupidly useless stuff, it was him.
Inari is fabulous. Inari is able to carry as much as they want, so long as it fits in their generous sleeves. Inari is a celestial, a god, and doesn't need much personally. However, they are considerate of others and is the person to ask if you need something special. Inari has it, I promise.
That's just the B-team. There are a lot of characters in the main cast, these guys and Inari are only half of them.
A Rainbow of OCs Part II
Inari, The High Elders and some of my favorite boys from the series Illthdar - Guardians of Las! It’s one of my absolute favorite stories and if you like fantasy I highly recommend checking it out!
Keep updated on the book and it’s release date over here -> @illthdar
A Rainbow of OCs Part 1 is Here
bro . .. let me homoerotically tend to your wounds . . . . bro hold still . . . . bro you are so stupid . . . come on let me kiss you better . . .