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Guardians of Las

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Book 1: Guardians of Las available for purchase https://www.feedaread.com/books/Illthdar-Guardians-of-Las-9781839451508.aspx Book Reviews wanted! ABOUT RACHEL: born and raised in Minnesota, USA. Living in the UK with her husband and their two children. A Latina-American, she is an advocate of positive change and anti-discrimination. like and follow on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/IllthdarSeries/
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Rosemary? You mean spicy pine needles?

Are you insinuating that regular pine needles aren't spicy???

Regular pine needles are regular

Not by rosemary standards

...Have you eaten pine needles?

We've been friends for like four years, do you seriously have to ask if I've eaten pine needles or not

I mean I’m pretty sure you have but I don’t want to assume

Of course I've eaten pine needles. Various kinds. Singleleaf pinyon is weirdly the best

Are they...

spicy?

You know, I'd love to tell you but I'm pretty unclear about what marks the difference between "spice" and "strong-tasting plant that isn't considered a spice"

I’ll have to eat some pine needles myself then to find out

Ok but it only counts if they're PINE needles and not just any old needle-like leaf off a tree

I’m going to eat every needle-like leaf I see

Please Don't Do That

Needle-Like Leaf Roulette

...I'll accept this plan as long as you promise not to eat any yew leaves.

I can try very hard not to

Pine needles are distinguished by the presence of a sheath-like structure at the base of the leaf, almost always holding bundles of two or more leaves. Yews don't have the sheath thing

It’s time for me to go out into the woods and stare at needle leaves

Finally you can gain real insight into my average daily life

this conversation reads like two shakespeare characters who come out in the middle of the play to talk about something completely unrelated for comic relief and then are never heard from again

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illthdar

Okay, but full stop, that’s some serious advice for people who want to start randomly eating needle leaves. Yews are goddamned trees of nightmares. Literally. Every part of the tree is poisonous. Don’t eat anything off of a yew tree. 

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