God bless whoever made this edit

I live for when baseball players say fuck when they strike out it’s honestly so hot

Hey guys! I’ve decided that I’m going to be retiring the yin yang tank! I think I may sell everything inside for someone who wants to start their own divided yin yang tank! I’ll be moving Pastel Pink Prince into the ten gallon, putting Tui in his 6.6 gallon and tiny La gets a new 5 gallon all to himself! Anyone interested in the full yin yang decor? This includes the black and white gravel, 4 black plastic betta safe plants, three white plastic plants as well as the big white Pom Pom, the large white stone on the right as well as the small round stones, and an assortment of black lava rocks!

How to come up with names for your dystopian teen lit:

Try to say regular names with a bunch of Oreos in your mouth!

Examples:  Jocelyn = Jorslun.  Elizabeth = Lisbit.  Daniel = Dannel.

You’re welcome.

Following up on this idea.  I tried this method with a hamburger in my mouth, in lieu of Oreos. Results:

Alice = Allit.   Mark = Marth.  Tommy = Domi.

Confirmed: a mouth full of President Choice White Mac and Cheese  produces a subset of names with a more badass tilt to them.  

Examples: Chris = Rith.  Brittany = Brickney.  Megan = Mayhem. 

I JUST CACKLED OUT LOUD IN PUBLIC

This is an amazing tool.

I don’t understand why people are complaining about the school names; I mean it’s HOGWARTS! Not some name that inspires images of magic or anything. And beaux batons means walking sticks or something if I remember correctly.

(Tech’s note: for the sake of correct info; beaux batons means beautiful sticks, in reference to wands.)

Durmstrang comes from the 19th c romantic German theatre style called “Sturm and Drang” (think Goethe’s Faust) which translates to Storm and Stress.

lol yeah, reblog for people who didn’t know. and even as a spoonerism their school name legit just means like.. TURMOIL. STRESS STORM. poor durmstrang.  

USA Basketball’s unironic love of Vanessa Carlton’s “A Thousand Miles” is easily the most compelling storyline of the 2016 Olympics.

Melo’s silent anguish at the end tho…

@badlanlds

HE APOLOGIZED TO HER ON ESPN. He was all “I love that song. It was just so early. I was so tired. I really do love that song. I’m sorry Vanessa”

And she tweeted at him “I understand. They did a good job though” 

I’m sorry, but this made my whole goddamn day.

stfu look @ jimmy

ordering pizza

this is what i do everytime and then last time i did it i got a call from an old chinese man saying “i’m the only one working is it ok if i come”

he got a $20 tip

I made a little animation to pretty much sum up my weekend. :D