the trash can

This is an omen of something

colour practice

mouthwashing opinions from a guy that hasn't played mouthwashing

Chappell Roan debuts new song "She Gets the Job Done" live on SNL 11/02/2024.

my coworker losing his mind lmfaooooo

(via shepherdmakestiktoks)

A captain and his crew

do you ever say something and then think "wow this isnt even a bit. im just like this"

do yoo evew say someting and den tink “wow dis isn’t even a bit!! im just wike dis UwU”

This post has been UwU-ified!

i feel dirty after reading that

do yoo need a scwubby wubby? OwO

i think i do need a scwubby wubby to be honest but not from you

When is it my turn to be happy.

Boom. It’s cat jmart.

i heart webfishing

an accomplice turned victim his apology, long overdue

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it would be cool if websites let you be an adult on them. the advertisers and payment processors need everything to be Family Friendly though and their definitions of family and friendly are absolutely fucked. but since they're in charge of the Internet now, no one is allowed to be an adult. tiktokers say things like "unalive" and "seggs" because they know death and sex are too adult for online. online is for idiot babies only now because they're easier to market to

oh im sorry you're a trans adult? super ban. you are super banned for life. you have upset Visa's feelings. Mastercard is throwing up in the corner. how could you do this to Google Ads?

when people are like “oh so you’re just gonna judge someone for their political beliefs?” yes actually. I think someone’s values and opinions is a pretty reasonable thing to judge them for.

Man, I love the part when Anya pulls out an semi automatic rifle and shoots Jimmy to death and beyond

what if there was a show where every character was gay and you had the token straight guy character who acted really stereotypical and was into cars beers and women and everyone was like OH STRAIGHT LARRY YOU’RE SO FUNNY AND STRAIGHT

#it’s been done

Thanks for this addition omfg that is hilarious

not providing the scene in question is a crime

thank you WA state department of natural resources for not only providing valuable bear safety information, but also for providing valuable reaction pictures.