i have it on good word that many of my trolls look like the mother fucker from mad magazine
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You can’t keep a good dog down motherfucker
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this tweet will singlehandedly cause the earth to collapse in on itself like a neutron star composed entirely of soy
the [9/10] is the r/trees rating for how high they are
maybe this is pretentious coming from a guy who studies monkeys but i can’t believe how many people confuse orangutans with chimpanzees. folks one of them is Orange and the other is not
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Clear the next two hours of my schedule
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Gay rights
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Yeah i get it
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but what if dunston DIDN'T check in?
i would freak the fuck out a little bit. to be honest
Anonymous asked:
Do you still get terfs spamming your posts/inbox or have they decided you're old news by now lol
wouldn’t know, they started getting weird and making sexually aggressive comments on my posts so i just started blocking on sight. maybe they’ve found a different waifish dastardly feminine man to obsessively get mad about. they’ll be back in a couple months when i make another true and correct post they don’t like
Who up Checking In their Dunston
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Worldwide “Dunston Checks In” event in progress
Worldwide “Dunston Checks In” event in progress
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An open source 3d printed keyboard that allows you to type by sucking dick.
ah fuck i gotta delete an entire sentence better just
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It seems pretty windy
Heat seeking spear autolocked onto a mammoth two valleys behind you
Source: reddit.com
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