Local Vinnie Dakota Stan

(Shitpost) (Volume Warning) I have literally no excuse for this. Happy Fiddleford Friday!!!

[Video ID. an edit of a scene from Weirdmaggedon 3 where Ford is unfrozen and reunites with Fiddleford with an audio I found from Instagram Reels. Ford is unfrozen and turns to hug Dipper and Mabel while text is shown over it that says “Volume Warning!!!” in all capital letters. A voice is heard mumbling “this is my perfect victory! That’s right, I win! My—“ imitating a scene from Death Note. Then Fiddleford walks up to Ford right before the voice yells “DAMN!!!” really loud. Three images can be seen around Fiddleford for a moment. One is a cartoon dog lookting with extremely large eyes. One is a distorted emoji with big shy eyes and flushed cheeks. One is an MS Paint meme of someone tearfully holding something with *gently holds* written next to them. The next clip is of Ford looking at Fiddleford and putting a hand towards his face. The next clip shows him hugging Fiddleford. The voice says “I’m sorry, I’m sorry.” End ID.]

(Shitpost) Ford missed 30 years of earth history so I think he 100% could misremember some important dates after being caught up and the family would lovingly tease him for it

Audio Source: Do Men Know Reproductive Anatomy by Smosh Pit (timestamp 16:08)

[Video ID. An edit of raw unedited audio from a Smosh Pit Beopardy video over various clips from Gravity Falls as if the characters are saying the words. Ford says “oh god…” Mabel mutters rapid nonsense for a moment before Ford says “and you know what? They replaced that in 2011 and we were too busy thinking about something else.” Stan says “yeah we were too busy, uh, Party Rock Antheming.” Ford says “no???” Mabel chimes in “what do you think happened in 2011?” Ford responds “9/11.” Wendy and Dipper look on in shock. Someone in the background says “were you thinking 9/11?” Stan says “no. No! Angela. Angela!” Stan, Dipper, and Mabel all laugh at him for a moment. Stan says “Aaaaaaaaaaaangela!” Dipper says “I was wondering if that’s what you were talking about.” Stan says “I like to think that she somehow didn’t know, and someone showed her a YouTube video of the footage and she was like ‘I can’t believe that happened today!’” Meanwhile a clip is shown of Wendy holding up her flip phone to reveal a cartoon rendition of a plane about to hit the World Trade Center. Stan groans in disappointment “oooooooh.” Ford retorts “that’s not—! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! I had I think two sips of coffee before this video! Okay?!” Meanwhile a sped-up clip of him being sucked into the portal is shown. End ID.]

Just take this and don’t think too much about it

Song: JOYRIDE by Kesha

[Video ID. A fan edit of Ford Pines from Gravity Falls to the chorus of Joyride by Kesha. It starts with a clip from Dipper and Mabel vs. the Future of Ford and Dipper at the UFO crash site. Ford says “now, use your magnet gun and follow me!” Dipper yells “great uncle Ford!” right as Ford jumps onto a wide support beam and the beat drops. Various clips of Ford, mainly ones where he’s holding a gun, change to the beat. The lyrics of the chorus are

“Rev my engine 'til you make it purr

Keep it kinky, but I come first

Beep-beep, bitch, I'm outside

Get in, loser, for the joyride

Making every motherfucker turn

Fell from heaven, no, it didn't hurt

Beep-beep, best night your life

Get in, loser, for the joyride”

End ID.]

Growing up is having a crush on Dipper at age 10 and having a crush on Ford at age 20