I'm Tired and Angry But Somebody Should Be

tags by @howdydowdy

#Jiang Cheng at karaoke#your smile is like a breath of spring#and by that I mean cold and wet#your voice is soft like summer rain because there’s no shouting in the cloud recesses#good thing we don’t know anyone who likes making noise and running#and I can easily understand#how you could easily take my man#medicinal broth is totally food wangjiiii (via @winepresswrath)

i’ve heard him say you’re really hot i don’t see why, but i guess he’s not interested in my thoughts, wangji your smile is like a breath of spring but what the hell’s that supposed to mean? that isn’t even a real thing, wangji

your voice is just like summer rain? i guess because you rarely deign to share what’s in your perfect brain, wangji your features are carved out of ice which apparently he thinks is nice he’s dumber than a bag of rice, wangji

as far as i can tell you’d like to stick his head upon a pike so just tell him to take a hike, wangji believe me i’ve done all i can to get through to this hopeless man you’re not even the hottest lan, wangji

i have to listen to his sighs about your teeth and hair and eyes you should be giving me a prize, wangji but all i ask for in exchange is that you stay out of hugging range how hard could that be to arrange, wangji?

“Jolene, you’re so beautiful, Jolene, you’re so perfect, Jolene, your voice is just like the sound of summer rain, don’t mind me I’m just going to sublimate my anxiety about clearly being super in love with you into anxiety about my boyfriend, who is basically a featureless blob in this song that I wrote ostensibly about my love for him that’s really all about you, Jolene”

Thank god someone else sees it. Almost 2000 someones.

Jolene, don’t take my man. TAKE ME INSTEAD.

Jolene (33 rpm) - Dolly Parton (officialdollyparton)

Source: immaculate-imperfection

Daaaaaamn!

this made my whole day