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I'm Tired and Angry But Somebody Should Be

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Stacy queer cis woman 30s she/her, you may also find me elsewhere as sophie_448 | is there even a point in trying to keep my list of fandoms current anymore? idk but rn i'm the untamed/mo dao zu shi trash, followed by the 87 other things i'm also still obsessed with | adhd, feminism, fat acceptance, #blm, stuff ... things
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The triumphant goodmorning tale of ME versus the extra sleep trap. After over a week of shameful losses I finally won today!

Also here is an illustrate of the nighttime end of it:

I was slipping again for a while but my sleeps are good this week! Yay!

once again I was bad about sleeps for a long time but this past week I have done good early sleeps woken up at 7 or so which is good. it is 9:03 right now so must get ready for do sleep soon.

wow this dinosaur really got things done this week! I’m happy for them!

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thevideowall

Reblog the dinosaur of good sleep habits for a week of good sleep habits

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uncontinuous

AU where Minerva McGonagall has a little less faith in Albus Dumbledore so she does agree to leave Harry at the Dursleys.

But then proceeds to move right in next door with her wife because Albus never said that she couldn’t.

So Harry grows up with two grandmalike aunties next door, who basically finnagle him into living with them in all but name. It’s great, until he gets to Hogwarts because he keeps accidentally calling McGonagall Aunt Min instead of Professor.

The more I think about this the better it gets because suddenly a small biracial orphan appearing on the Dursley’s doorstep is less scandalous and gossip worthy in the pasty ass white suburbia of Privet Drive, when it’s compared to the elderly lesbian interracial couple who moved in next door.

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kyraneko

Okay this has an amazing amount of potential for Harry, but I am very filled with curiosity about Minerva’s wife.

1) Who is she? and more importantly

2) How did this marriage come to pass?

I mean I am all for Minerva McGonagall having had a wife already at this juncture in her life, but consider 

1) Utter BAMF who is acknowledged to be out of everyone’s league Minerva McGonagall walking into a Ministry break room full of lady Aurors and the like and saying, “I have a child that needs looking after and a neighborhood full of prats who need scandalizing and will marry the first woman to say yes” and there is a moment’s shock and then the verbal equivalent of half a dozen bridesmaids diving for the bouquet with one clear winner who was a split second faster on the uptake and they end up in love by the time Harry is old enough to toddle properly.

2) The house next door is being sold by the daughter of its occupant who just inherited it and wants nothing to do with Little Whinging except to inflict herself on all the narrow-minded bastards long enough to get a good price for it; when Minerva walks in the door there is a mental adjustment that leaves her swooning (or maybe that’s Minerva) and after tea, dinner, and certain other activities she invites Minerva to live with her instead of selling it.

3) Minerva specifically tracks down the schoolmate she knows to be best at making stupid people regret everything, and asks her to pretend to be her wife, share a house in Little Whinging with her, and help keep an eye on Harry Potter. Both of them solidly overestimated their ability to keep the relationship fake.

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solarcat

I would read all of these.

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bifrostgiant

Marvel to release 6 new “What if?” one-shots

One of these books focuses on Thor, and yes Loki is still around.  The current release date is October 24th and it’s written by Ethan Sacks with art by Michele Bandini.

When young Thor’s father falls to the King of Giants, his life is forever changed. He’s ripped from Asgard to be raised in a world of persistent winter, learning the brutal way of life in Jotenheim. But how does the runt of the giants, Loki, feel about his new stepbrother?
Source: Newsarama.com, Cover art by Marco Checchetto (Marvel Comics)
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i want richard ayoade and taika waititi to co-direct a romantic comedy…. starring themselves 

richard is a marine biologist disenchanted with life and taika owns one of those arran style knitwear shops that every coastal town has. it’s love at first sight after richard ruins his jumper whilst researching cuttlefish and taika offers to knit him a new one.

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You should never feel ashamed for any sort of mental illness you may have or the medication you need to take to help you function. “Normal” people rely on the same stuff, yours just happens to be store bought.

Based off this post. I have both depression and anxiety so that quote made me feel a little better about the fact that my brain is wired differently. I hope it might help other people as well.

Find it in the shop: [link]

Please do not repost, reblog instead and leave all artists comments intact, thank you!

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milkteaghost

Imagine a villain getting injured and losing their memory and the heroes finding them and taking them with them and taking care of them and the villain gets their memory back after like a week but doesn’t want to say anything because the heroes are being so nice to them and nobody has been that nice to them in so long and they don’t want it to end and they’re maybe getting fond of the heroes but don’t tell anyone shhh. But eventually something happens and the heroes are in trouble and they’re trying to get the villain to run away because they still think they’re an amnesiac with no idea how to defend themself and they’ve grown to like them and don’t want them to get hurt but the villain just pushes past them toward whatever is trying to hurt the heroes and just fuckin goes guns blazing and destroys them

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