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Stacy queer cis woman 30s she/her, you may also find me elsewhere as sophie_448 | is there even a point in trying to keep my list of fandoms current anymore? idk but rn i'm the untamed/mo dao zu shi trash, followed by the 87 other things i'm also still obsessed with | adhd, feminism, fat acceptance, #blm, stuff ... things
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all the juniors hero worshipping lan wangji is so perfect because for years, years, he lives up to it all. he goes where he’s needed and helps and he’s kind and really super competent. but then one day he sees some demonic cultivator twink who is allegedly crazy and happily pissed off sect leader jiang and lan wangji went yeah him. the juniors are sitting there desperately trying to get out through grit teeth that yes, hanguang-jun has fantastic taste in men, regardless of the fact that his crush is currently wailing and trying to bribe a donkey into biting lan wangji, because they refuse to lower their opinion of him at all. he’s amazing they say as he makes heart eyes at the guy who’s lying face down on the ground screaming. absolutely peerless and talented, truly lives up to his title.

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post-canon wangxian is yunmeng for some reason (maybe dinner with jiang cheng) and while theyre there a big old fight breaks out and when asked "wha happen" the answer is "someone said someone else's soup was shit". while everyone around him is like "oh yeah" lan wangji is having a moment bc the soup drama was not an isolated incident, thats just how it goes in yunmeng

Wei Wuxian is gently touching Lan Wangji’s arm “I’m sorry you had to hear that,” he says, as Jiang Cheng grimly gestures for the tables to be moved out of the way to form an impromptu sparring ring so Satisfaction can be given. 

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#once in the library pavilion when wwx was trying to get to know lwj by annoying his way into his heart#he did the usual barrage of ‘what’s your favorite x?’ questions #but it was like ‘what’s your favorite animal? what’s your favorite color? what’s your favorite soup? what’s your favorite ratio #of broth to vegetable in soup? what’s your favorite accompaniment to soup? what’s your favorite time of day to eat soup? #what’s your favorite childhood anecdote about a time you were eating soup? what’s your favorite bird to listen to chirping #outside your window while you sit with your chin in your hand daydreaming about soup? what’s your favorite poem about soup? #what’s your favorite bowl to eat soup out of? what’s your favorite season?’ #the cultivation world generally thinks the twin jades are hot shit and prime bachelor/son-in-law material #but the jiang sect? the lan don’t speak during meals and have the palate of a baby bird #and in yunmeng it is considered incredibly offensive not to compliment the soup at least seven times while you’re eating it #and if you can’t eat spice (the sixth major food group) then what is even the point of you? #so wei wuxian’s entire family and all his fellow disciples take one look at Cultivation Magazine’s Hottest Gongzis Alive #and are like PASS #this is the main barrier to the wangxian relationship. first wwx has to work through his own anti lan prejudice #and then he has to figure out a way to bring this guy home to his family without starting an international soup incident #i like the idea that instead of thinking lwj is perfect in every way wwx thinks lwj is perfect in every way except one #and lwj doesn’t understand it at all. like he’s not full of himself or anything and he knows he has flaws #but this? really? because he is more or less indifferent to soup? THAT’S what wwx feels like he has to get past? #wwx like 'every relationship involves compromise so i am NOT going to let my brother stab you at family dinner BUT #that means you have to smile at my sister. visibly smile at her and make eye contact for two seconds’ #and lwj is like 'bro i’d literally die for you i think i can handle it’ #but wwx is really nervous and keeps quizzing him. 'okay imagine i’m shijie. i’m sitting across from you. #you’ve just taken your first spoonful. everyone is watching you waiting for your reaction - ’ #'wei ying. they will be eating their own soup. not watching me.’ #'no they’ll definitely be watching you so please don’t fuck this up for us. i mean. i believe in you baby! you’re gonna do great probably! #anyway everyone’s watching you. how do you react?’ #'i make eye contact with jiang guniang for two seconds and smile. then i drink some water.’

@howdydowdy​ coming through with perfectión

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#holy shit yes i love this #the first time wei wuxian tries medicinal herb gusu broth #he is fucking OUTRAGEd #it is an insult to the very concept of soup #and he goes to express this sentiment to lan wangji in the full knowledge that this is it #maybe it was always destined to end up this way #how can two such different people live in harmony #but he can’t LIE when gusu has committed such crimes #he’s both shocked and saddened when lan zhan just sort of mmms at him #oh my love what have they done to you on this mountain #what privations you have endured #to make you this way #but seriously baby we’ve got a real opportunity for you to beat zixuan at soup eating and i want that for us

and also @winepresswrath​

I desperately want the lan jades to get corrupted for soup. Not necessarily spicy-hot soup, or even soup with meat; yunmeng can forgive someone being vegetarian for spiritual reason, but by God, you will SEASON YOUR VEGETABLES. Like LWJ has some of JYL’s soup and has an “OH” moment. This is what food can taste like??? And his mouth isnt on fire??? (WWX maybe tried to get his boo used to yungmeng cuisine all at once and it. Didnt go well. At least Xichen thought it was funny). And he immediately starts planning on how to get LXC down here because if anyone deserves good things in life it’s his overworked tired big brother.

LXC takes a spoonful and cries.

This idea gives a new context for Wei WuXian’s constant, loud bemoaning about the Cloud Recesses food as a guest disciple.

Gremlin that he is, he realizes for the first time he can issue what would normally be a mortal insult with 0 consequences and is just going for it.  Jiang Cheng is so stressed, waiting to back his brother up in the inevitable fight, and Lan Wangji is becoming increasingly confused as to why Wei WuXian is always tacking on “I know you didn’t make it Lan Zhan” when he complains about the lack of spice.

Lan Qiren knows what “this soup tastes terrible!” means in Yunmeng, but since it doesn’t fit the parameters of breaking a rule and he can’t say he’s mortally offended at Wei WuXian’s soup insults without looking and feeling like a fool, so he sips his terrible soup, stewing in annoyance.

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i dont like lan zhan as a social media influencer in a modern au cause there’s notthing cool or romantic of social media influencer and i think the whole concept is kinda fucked up but also? lan wangji only uses one social media and it’s snapchat because wei wuxian sends him snaps and he likes to see them. they have a 452 day snap streak because wei wuxian said it was important to him so lan wangji dilligently sets an alarm on his phone so that he can remember to snap once a day to keep the streak. he exclusively sends emojis that he likes, regardless of cultural internet context (which he doesn’t care about) or the context of the conversation (which he also doesn’t care about). 

he sends a pancake emoji when he’s not hungry just because he likes it and thinks they’re fluffy and wei wuxian is across town disecting his texts like “so does the little pancake mean he’s happy?”

the real social media influencer is jiang cheng. and wei wuxian appears in the background of ONE of his instas ONE TIME and suddenly his 245k followers are all extremely like ‘wow who is that???” and jiang cheng is LIVID

wei wuxian actually figures out lan wangji is in love with him three hours after they’re sitting in a study room and lan wangji’s alarm goes off and wei wuxian is sitting right there like “what’s that for?”

lan wangji thoughtfully snaps a picture of idk, his music notes or something, because he doesn’t just take blurry shots for wei wuxian, he wants the picture to be good. “the streak.” 

three hours later wei wuxian is trying to fall asleep and he’s like “……… hold on that was kinda….” and he wakes jiang cheng up in the middle of night like “WHAT’S UR LONGEST SNAPCHAT STREAK” and jiang cheng elbows him in the stomach and says, knowing that at 3 am its easier just to answer so that he can be left alone, “it’s like 80 days, with a-sang” 

wei wuxian sits back like “BUT UR DATING HIM!! I HAVE 590 DAYS WITH LAN ZHAN”

jiang cheng groans. “in snapchat-speak, that probably means ur engaged or something. LEAVE MY ROOM!”

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aziraphale & crowley, in heaven/hell, during a meeting, wishing they were on earth with each other:

gabriel: then we told them we were looking for pornography. and they believed us!
angels: lmfao humans are so stupid
aziraphale, vowing to never take crowley’s company for granted again: bottoms up
hell: doesn’t give crowley a wahoo
crowley thinking back to when he practiced this with aziraphale, missing his dumb over enthusatic clapping: where the fuck is the tequila
demon: we only have fireball

Okay, but the idea of Crowley practicing his Hell presentations in front of Aziraphale is so funny, because Aziraphale would want to make a show of disapproving, of course, but he also wants Crowley to feel appreciated, so it’s an odd mix of--

“Crowley, how could you!”

“Shhh, you’re supposed to be Beelzebub!”

“Right. Sorry. Uh, jolly good! Pip pip! You dastardly clever demon, you.”

Crowley practicing his presentations would result in Aziraphale realizing how not evil Crowley really was.

Like, here’s this demon asking an angel what he thought of his powerpoint presentation outlining how he was going to be a general nuisance to the Greater London Area.

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peggydoodles

Everyone’s like “Crowley needs a hug” Do y’all think Aziraphale has ever been hugged in his life?? Do you really think the other angels are huggers? Absolutely not. Heaven is emotionally abusive towards Aziraphale! He probably thinks he’s undeserving of hugs or physical affection.

This soft, round boy has never gotten a hug in this life! He’s seen humans hug and probably go “that must be nice, but it’s not for me” when he DESPERATELY NEEDS A HUG.

Crowley’s the first person to ever hug him when they spend the night in his flat after the not-apocalypse because Aziraphale is getting teary eyed about his bookshop and how it’s gone and Crowley just ??? hugs him. And Aziraphale doesn’t know what’s happening but Crowley won’t let go and

And he breaks and ?? grabs onto Crowley and cries and gOD HUG AZIRAPHALE DAMMIT

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I have a headcanon that Screwtape exists in the Good Omens universe and is charged with giving regular seminars to demons on how to be better at their jobs

screwtape: once you have convinced the patient that what they desire is as good as theirs, on finding that they cannot have it, they will experience the same indignant outrage as if someone had broken into their house and taken it from them

crowley: oh so glue pennies to the ground

screwtape: how is it no other demon listens to my advice and I still hate you the most

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crowley putting on some scary thriller for date night expecting this to be a good ploy to get some quality cuddles out of aziraphale without necessary having to ask outright, then sitting around huffing for two hours when all aziraphale does is eat all the sno-caps and laugh occasionally at the stupider bits.

when the credits roll, though, he finally notices crowley pouting, and leans in to give him a kiss. “you didn’t really think I’d be scared, did you? dear boy, we are the paranormal activity of the world. I’ve been a disembodied ghost possessing people. if you wanted to snuggle you just had to ask.”

crowley, who has never and will never use the word snuggle, merely sniffs. but the next week he brings some complicated novel adaptation for movie night, and leaves the space next to him wide open.

“now this,” aziraphale says, curling up against him, “is more like it.”

crowley doesn’t answer, and he doesn’t see more than five minutes of the film. he’s too busy snuggling aziraphale.

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The garden in a ruined church

Most might have looked upon the destruction of consecrated ground as devastating, especially an angel like Aziraphale. But in the centre of the smoking rubble, amongst the desecrated remains of St. Dunstan-in-the-East, the site becomes a blessed place of epiphany, a radiant spot of love, and a sanctuary for his heart.

But even so, one does not simply miracle a church back together, especially not one blown to smithereens by demonic intervention.

So Aziraphale does the next best thing. He preserves what little of it remains. It takes countless minor miracles shifting favors in the bureaucratic circles of the City of London to stall the dismantling of the ruins, and some creative accounting to make enough room in the council budget for its upkeep. Finally, after 26 years, the City converts the ruins of St Dunstan into a public park. Of course, a certain A. Z. Fell & Co. is brought in to manage the job, and manage it he does.

It becomes his passion project away from the bookstore, whenever he needs a bit of fresh air. Trees push their green-laden boughs in through empty windows that once held stained glass, and vines wind and drape themselves over the surviving stone walls. Flowers are planted and greenery is spoken to with many tender, caring words so they are plumped up with love, flourishing despite the less than ideal air in the city. A burbling fountain, a flagstone path and stone circle in the middle surrounded by wooden benches complete his secret garden, a beautiful, tranquil oasis of green in the middle of a city that never stops hurtling forwards in time.

It was not, as conventional secret gardens are, hidden away from the eyes. It becomes, for many who work and live in the city, a brief reprieve from the world. The public comes and goes, bankers take their sandwich lunches to munch within its walls, and many a couple have their wedding pictures taken amongst the lush greenery.

For Aziraphale however, it remained secret because in 1967, when the garden was, at long last, ready for eyes other than his own, he was bound by circumstance to finally give Crowley a thermos containing a substance that might cause him to lose his companion forever.

That is, until the apocalypse that wasn’t came to pass.

When they finally go on their long-awaited first picnic, Crowley is puzzled when Aziraphale forgoes St. James Park and tells him to meet him at Tower Hill tube station on a Sunday morning. They stroll through the eerily quiet streets absent of the hedge fund types and corporate drones that form the weekday crowd, wicker basket in hand until they come down St Dunstans Hill.

The angel spies a flicker of recognition in Crowley’s eyes as they approach the church they had once stood in the smoking wreckage of, but still the demon says nothing. They pass children playing in the small churchyard outside the ruined stone walls, and a middle aged gentleman lounging in a patch of sunshine, perched on a bench with a book in hand. This is when Aziraphale chooses to take Crowley’s hand and lead him through what would have once been the church’s main doors and into the garden he’s been cultivating for half a century.

Crowley half remembers the burning sensation of consecrated ground on the soles of his feet, but the thought is quickly washed away by the love that envelops him the moment he steps inside. It radiates from every leaf, every blade of grass, every paving stone in the ground. It shines out at him from the lilies that bloomed in the bushes, and in the birdsong coming from the trees.

He turns to look at his angel who is gazing at him with such a soft, shy smile that the world seems to slow to a stop without any miracle on either of their parts.

“For you” Aziraphale whispers.

Crowley knows, at that very moment, that the angel had fallen for him the day he’d diverted the bomb to St. Dunstan-in-the East. And after six thousand years of his falling for Aziraphale, the angel had finally caught him.

St. Dunstan-in-the-East is an actual public garden in the City of London, surrounded by the stunning ruins of a church that was bombed by Germans in WWII. Based on the establishing nighttime shot in Ep. 3 of the church in which Crowley saves Aziraphale from the Nazis, the location and surroundings (read my location breakdown in this earlier reblog I made if you’re curious) make it very probable that St. Dunstan might be its real-life counterpart.
Edited to add: Neil + Douglas (the director) have somewhat confirmed that the connection to St Dunstans is intentional. Reverse engineering to make a calculated guess at the church’s location paid off! More details here.

FYI if you see two of these posts going around, I deleted the original cuz tumblr did something weird to the tags and I couldn’t fix it through editing.

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Not to be sad on main but…

consider this: Heaven is not happy about the whole Angel And A Demon deal, so they pull some “A Thousand Words” shit where if Aziraphale sees or tries to communicate in any way with Crowley he loses one of his feathers until he Falls, hoping that’ll keep them apart

Litcherally

bold of you to assume Falling is anywhere near painless

he just takes an aspirin and keeps drinking

goddamit alex in trying to be edgy over here

Crowley, an angel who didn’t so much fall as saunter vaguely downwards.

Aziraphale, an angel who dived headfirst out of Heaven while flipping Everyone off on the way down.

I can’t find any sign someone said it first so it looks like I’ll have to do everything here:

Aziraphale, after being ordered to sever his connection to the last being on Earth that treats him with love and respect: :)

All the demons of Hell, fighting to get out of his way: How can he hold that many swords!?

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To be honest i don’t think we’re being very fair saying Crowley is the suave and courting one in the relationship when Aziraphale was always too in denial or afraid of consequences to reciprocate the affection,

like imagine one lazy morning, after both Heaven and Hell are out of the equation, Aziraphale takes Crowley’s hand, brings his knuckles to his lips in a fit of romanticism and goes “I love you more than words can wield the matter, Dearer than eyesight, space and liberty” and Crowley’s nervous system shuts down

I am extremely positive that as long as it’s “bad/wrong/not-allowed/off-limits,” Crowley is the flirtatious one, and Aziraphale is flustered, and they can both rest safely on the plausible deniability of “well he’s a demon, he’s going to flirt, and I’m an angel, of course I’m affectionate; what can you do.”

The minute it tips from potential to actual, from temptation to something they are choosing, come Hell or Heaven or anyone else, Aziraphale is so earnest and so full of purpose that Crowley’s mind absolutely spins to be on the receiving end. He’s made to love; he’s absolutely brilliant at it, and at the same time he’s just enough of a bastard to enjoy watching Crowley squirm.

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Instead of making up shitty racist headcanons about Miles shoplifting join me in headcanoning him picking up ballet because he thought Gwen being a ballerina was super neat and it would help him in his spiderman job

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dracophile

Spider strength he can’t control + Lifts = Hilarity

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aethersea

Miles, muttering to himself: do not yeet the ballerina. do NOT yeet the ballerina

Jumps. JUMPS.

Miles frantically googling “How high can normal people jump??? How high can ballerinas jump?????? I don’t think I’m supposed to be able to jump straight up to the ceiling and also I keep getting stuck up there please help”

Once Mile’s spider sense pinged lightly about a balcony set and he told the crew master he had a bad feeling about it. The balcony collapsed later. No one was hurt, but now Miles has to go over sets and pronounce them clear of ‘bad feelings’

He’s not even good enough to be in shows yet, but nothing goes out without his seal of approval

honestly I have known so many stage managers and props department people who are Exactly This Superstitious. (And hell, in this case they’re not even wrong he literally has magic danger powers)

I’ve also known a few dancers, and without exception the reaction to finding out this boy can effortlessly hold them in a single arm lift or YEET them dozens of feet in the air (And catch them after!) would be PURE GLEE.

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crazy-pages

“Okay, Glynda, look, we all know he’s Spiderman. Kid’s terrible at hiding it. But imagine this. None of us tell him we know and none of us tell him how high ballerinas can really throw their partners. And each class we just keep on pretending like we’re impressed with how fast he’s improving but, y'know, he’s still got further to go.”

“Uhuh, yeah, I see that look in your eyes Glynda. You know exactly where I’m going with this. How high do you think Spiderman can throw you?”

“Okay, Glynda, stop giggling, the giggling is creepy. Dessie, please make her stop giggling.”

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hey @ the Umbrella Academy… hey… I know there was a lot going on but you really underused Five and Vanya’s dynamic… I need to know what’s up there, the Umbrella Academy… Vanya was the “normal” one who was jealous of all her siblings for being special and Five was, by all appearances, a particularly cocky little shit about his powers even before he became a crotchety old man but he’s still the one Vanya was closest to… she tried to stop him from getting in trouble with their father, she left the lights on and sandwiches out for him in case he came back, and she was one of the first people he called for by name when he traveled to the apocalypse future… I need to know more about this, the Umbrella Academy 

also I normally Hate the “male relative threatens woman’s boyfriend” trope but how prime would it have been if Vanya and Five had hung out like 5% more and Five (who’s already warned Vanya about getting better locks to keep creeps out of her apartment) gets to meet Leonard “I broke into your apartment wasn’t that cute” Peabody 

I figure that can only end two ways, which are:

a.) faced down with a disturbingly calm yet utterly feral 13 year old in knee socks looking him in the eye and asking “and what the fuck are your intentions with my sister, young man?” Leonard seriously reconsiders the entire evil scheme 

b.) Allison gets halfway through saying “don’t you think Leonard is kind of -” 

“kind of creepy?” Five finishes for her. “yes, yes I do.” he takes a long sip of coffee. “which is why I killed him.” 

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A Star Trek idea: A comedy sitcom where instead of a Vulcan on a mostly human ship it is a human on a mostly Vulcan ship

All the Vulcans are fiercely protective of the ‘fragile, illogical, prone-to-danger, smart, reckless little human’.

To make the human feel more accepted (as it is only logical) the Vulcans try to include aspects of terran culture in the ship’s day-to-day life, failing spectacularly at it.

The human loves them even more for it.

They’ll get better at celebrating the human’s birthday next year. It’s the thought that counts.

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sergle

@jvlianbashir​ THAT’S A GOOD END TO THAT EPISODE THOUGH… the vulcans put together awful, bland decorations. they make a cake because it’s of “significant importance”. they go through the process of putting together this party and Studying this Human Ritual and the entire episode is setting up to what you KNOW will be a horrible result. they do a bad job!! then when the human’s birthday comes, and they reveal the off-the-mark, underwhelming looking birthday bash, the human just. starts crying. because they had no idea their crew would go through all this trouble to celebrate their birthday, and even put up DECORATIONS, or make a CAKE, and there’s a birthday card with extremely polite impersonal messages written and a hundred perfectly tidy signatures. and the vulcans are just standing around like “you appear upset. the Birthday Party was unsatisfactory”.

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rumshop

I would watch the fuck out of that

“Humans require regular physical contact to remain healthy. We have a weekly rotation for The Daily Shoulder Pat. Please inform us if this is insufficient contact, either in frequency, magnitude, or duration.”

oh my god the daily shoulder pat would be such a huge sacrifice for vulcans tho! touching hands is like making out in public for them. i’m tearing up a little thinking about how hard they’re trying (these theoretical vulcans from a tumblr post, idk don’t @ me) 

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lierdumoa

I’m still waiting for someone to write the AU where Frigga cheated on Odin with Ego while Odin was flitting around the galaxy, Odin cheated on Frigga with Laufey, Odin comes home guiltily carrying a newborn Loki and is confronted with a toddler Thor and they’re both like, “Uh. Guess we have two sons now. Let’s never speak of this again.”

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instead of bugle mcu peter parker sells his pictures to/works for buzzfeed. all his articles about spiderman are titled like ‘Insanely Cool And Relevant Spider-Man Helps Out At Local Soup Kitchen’ and ‘Awesomely Powerful And Suave Vigilante Spider-Man Just Stopped A Crime Ring From Stealing All Of Tony Stark’s Shit’ and ‘Beloved Sweetheart And Icon Spider-Man Saved An Old Lady So She Bought Him A Churro (Pics Will Make Your Heart MELT!!) and ‘Photographic Proof That Spider-Man Is A Thousand Times Cooler Than The Queens Police Department’, stuff along those lines. He also makes Which Avenger Are You quizzes, and one time he was mad at Tony so he made a poll asking if Spider-Man or Iron Man were cooler, but he rigged it so no matter what the actual voting outcome it would always say 0% voted for Iron Man. 

‘Opinion: The Green Goblin Is A Loser And Spider-Man Could Easily End Him If He Wasn’t Such A Respectable And Peaceful Dude’

‘PROOF That Tony Stark Thinks Spider-Man Is The Greatest!!’ and it’s just a bunch of pictures that Peter completely staged and Tony clearly didn’t realize there was a camera on him. He’s smiling at the kid all proudly or whatever and Spider-Man is just fucking thumbs-uping into the camera lol

‘Devastatingly Smart And Funny Spider-Man Gets The Hulk To Calm Down With Only A Few Great Jokes!’  

‘Um, Spider-Man Just Totally Saved The Entire City From A Genetically Modified Super Villain, And We’re Living For It.’

‘Okay- We Really Need To Start Appreciating Doctor Strange’ the picture featured in the article is Spider-Man trying to get Strange to fist bump and Strange looking annoyed 

pictures of Spider-Man hanging around parades and protests and riots trying to make sure no one gets hurt

‘INCREDIBLE Spider-Man Webbed Up Falcon And The Winter Soldier Like It Was Nothing!’ 

‘Spider-Man Just Called Doc Ock A Little Bitch In The Middle Of A Fight, And It Was Iconic’ 

‘Friend To All! Spider-Man Saves An Adorable Cat From A Burning Building!’ 

‘Everyone’s Favorite Web-Slinger Just Gave A Lost Little Girl The COOLEST Ride Home!’

I can’t stop thinking about this lmao someone help me

The articles pick up some steam and start getting popular and he worries that people will suspect he’s Spider-Man because of how many pictures he gets and all the stuff he writes about himself

Instead, people start suspecting he’s got the worlds biggest crush on Spider-Man

Superhero Conspiracy Bloggers™ who also totally believe Peter has a crush on Spider-Man get wind that Peter is Tony’s intern. 

Tony thinks this is a hilarious turn of events, and as revenge for the ‘No One Likes Iron Man’ poll, he tweets out that he’s been trying to set up Peter and Spidey for months now, but “they’re both so shy!”

The internet goes wild. 

Michelle, completely aware of Peter’s identity, publishes her own article entitled: ’Spider-Man: PLEASE DATE MY BEST FRIEND’. It trends for three days and Ned has a copy of it printed out and framed.

Harry Osborn, completely unaware of the comedy in this situation, gets drunk and posts a whole angry rant on his snapchat about how Peter can do ‘SO much better’ than the vigilante wall crawler

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3fluffies

Headcanon utterly and completely accepted!

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lostdaemon

Can you imagine Steve Rogers discovering PBS?

The documentaries and science and nature programs.  The nice educational kid’s shows.  Just all of it.  Enjoying the gentle ribbing of his friends about being Mister Rogers.

Then finding out that the government wants to defund PBS.

Deciding to take up another sacred mantle.

Steve Rogers appearing before the Senate wearing a sweater, looking at the Senators with disappointment.

“Years ago another Mister Rogers stood here.  I think it’s a shame I have to stand here now.”

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Anonymous asked:

I strongly headcanon that Bambi is the nickname Loki can't resist. Tony has all these other nicknames for him, most revolving around the horns and then there's 'Bambi'. Even before he knew what it meant it felt softer and he liked it. And then learning about the poor baby deer who lost his mother it felt like it resonated more with him. Now whenever Tony calls him Bambi he gets all smiley and does whatever he asks of him.

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