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I'm Tired and Angry But Somebody Should Be

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Stacy queer cis woman 30s she/her, you may also find me elsewhere as sophie_448 | is there even a point in trying to keep my list of fandoms current anymore? idk but rn i'm the untamed/mo dao zu shi trash, followed by the 87 other things i'm also still obsessed with | adhd, feminism, fat acceptance, #blm, stuff ... things
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The Solution of Susan

“I’ve just lost my entire family in a horrible accident,” said Susan Pevensie.

“I too,” said the old man. “But you’re so young.”

“I’m older than I look.”

“I too,” said the old man, with a twinkle in his eye. “Perhaps you should call me grandfather.” And when his old, wooden box was bigger on the inside Susan wasn’t even surprised.

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timelordgifs

How the fuck did he get hired there giving his name as “The Doctor”?

Im pretty sure he either used psychic paper or said “fuck it” and just made his own name tag and pretended he was hired.

I have one of those Doctor Who books that gives extra info on stuff and someone made up the application he sent to get hired and you really have to find it and see it because it’s pure gold. He put his age as like 1,200 and crossed it out and put 50 or something then wrote “Is that too high?” and crossed that out too and just wrote 29

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sushigal007

I know I already reblogged it, but I had a feeling I’d seen that application IRL, so I dug out my books and went looking.

:)

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theheroheart

i cant

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dorothytrose

I have a feeling he got hired because they realised they wouldn’t have to pay him.

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WE WISH YOU EXTERMINATION WE WISH YOU EXTERMINATION WE WISH YOU EXTERMINATION AND WOULD YOU LIKE SOME TEA

Though I think the guy on the FB wall wins the prize with the line “Deck the halls with bits of Doctor fa la la la la EXTERMINATE!”

UPDATE: Oops, it oughta be “Would You Care For Some Tea,” so feel free to sing it as you like :)

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ninemoons42

time to reblog this. *snicker*

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