i’m from new england so the idea of a state that big just confuses and upsets me so sign my whitehouse.gov petition to have texas separated into four smaller texi

Gandalf did you realise that the transition from ranger to King of Gondor was a PRETTY FREAKING BIG ONE

x

Alexander Hamilton

Why did I do this. 

d23 is ruining me

YOU’RE INSECURE

I KNOW WHAT FOR

BECAUSE WE WON THE REVOLUTIONARY WAR-AR-AR 

The most realistic part of Age of Ultron was Ultron deciding the human race must be destroyed after spending a few minutes on the Internet.

yes yes, i, too, love tumblr’s favorite actors. misha collins, david tennant, and *looks at smudged ink on hand* benedict cumberbatch

Nick Fury’s Flashback 

Thank God someone made this!

I cant breathe

i couldnt queue this. This was too beautiful.

Actual lol omg

“WOULD YOU LOOK AT THAT,” ZAYN LIES LOUDLY, “IT SAYS WE HAVE TO KISS! HA HA! WHAT ARE THE ODDS???”

"OH,” LIAM SAYS, TRYING AND FAILING TO DISGUISE HIS DELIGHT AT THE PROSPECT. “ARE YOU SURE? CAN I SEE?”

BUT ZAYN HAS ALREADY CRUMPLED THE PIECE OF PAPER THAT ACTUALLY SAYS SEE HOW MANY BALLOONS YOU CAN POP WITH YOUR BUTT IN 60 SECONDS AND SHOVED IT INTO HIS BEAUTIFUL MOUTH IN A PANIC. “DEFINITELY,” HE MUMBLES AROUND A MOUTHFUL OF PAPER, WHICH IS POINTIER THAN HE THOUGHT IT WOULD BE WHEN HE SWALLOWS. “THAT’S DEFINITELY WHAT IT SAID.”

shamelessly stolen from scrubs and this

REBLOG IF UR NOT DUMB SMELLY HOMOPHOBE

My dad said everyone is hates gay folk so I said pappy im a make a tumbler post for all the world to accept gays on. Father will see the post and say wowza my boy look at those tumbler notes I’m gonna sure not be bad any more. He will see

this wont make yr blog ugle

spread this like wildflowers

my fave overheard on campus moment of all time was the two guys who sat behind me in pop culture theory

as class was starting one of them was like “so… do you want a blowjob after this” in a rly bored voice, and then the second guy was like [pause][dejected sigh] “yes”