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I'm Tired and Angry But Somebody Should Be

@ifshehadwings / ifshehadwings.tumblr.com

Stacy queer cis woman 30s she/her, you may also find me elsewhere as sophie_448 | is there even a point in trying to keep my list of fandoms current anymore? idk but rn i'm the untamed/mo dao zu shi trash, followed by the 87 other things i'm also still obsessed with | adhd, feminism, fat acceptance, #blm, stuff ... things
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zaynofvere-deactivated20160519
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errorschacha

How come Beyoncé wears crystal-studded leotards, 6” heels and fishnets, but she dresses Blue Ivy, her baby, in regular baby clothes? It really makes you think.

How come Beyoncé chooses to drink alcohol but doesn’t have Blue Ivy drink it? Why is Blue Ivy always being carried around? Why is she so short?

#cry dying#beyonce
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dazy-laze
Anonymous asked:

i liked you more before i knew you were a tinhat

dazy-laze answered:

Look, if you are too stupid to see past the lies, the spin that management feeds you; if you refuse to open your eyes to the truth that is Liam Payne/Nick Grimshaw, then I’m sorry, that’s your problem, not mine, babe. You’re a sheep. Payneshaw is real.

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#CRY DYING#Sam is my hero#PAYNESHAW IS REAL
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estrella30
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myboyfriendpetebuttigieg

It’s hilarious that non-Americans on Tumblr are all like “OMG DENNY’S TUMBLR MAKES ME WISH I LIVED IN AMERICA SO I COULD EAT THERE,” while us Americans will literally only eat at Dennys if it’s 3 in the morning and we’ve lost control of our life.

You don’t go to Denny’s. You end up at Denny’s.

#CRY DYING#MOST ACCURATE
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merlinannblack
Anonymous asked:

How often do you masturbate?

hotwinger-deactivated20160517 answered:

Not as much as I’d like to. I used to do it for maybe 2 or 3 hours a day. My life has been really busy lately, what with school and such, so I haven’t had much free time, unfortunately. I’d like to get back into it though, because I’ve just been really stressed out lately, and I could definitely use a release.

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FUCK! WAIT! NO I THOUGHT THIS SAID “MEDITATE” GODDAMMIT FUCK SHIT

STOP REBLOGGING THIS I FUCKING THOUGHT IT SAID MEDITATE 

#never laughed at anything so hard in my goddamn life#cry dying
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thats-slightly-raven

I underreact in serious situations and then overreact in really simple circumstances like once I set my eyebrow on fire and I was just like ‘oh dear’ and then the other day I couldn’t open a can of coke and I screamed ‘I’m dying’, I just really don’t know.

how do you set your eyebrow on fire

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thats-slightly-raven

I was sniffing a candle and it all went a bit tits up idk man it just happens sometimes

#CRY DYING
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