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Fairytale wedding? Like when they've known each other for two days and tend to get thwarted by evil stepmothers?

shower thought

#why #things i've not always dreamed of

So this exists.

#shakespeare #cell block tango #chicago #desdemona #juliet #ophelia #lady macbeth #lavinia #anne #shakespeare ladies

You know what the problem is in telling reality and fantasy apart? They're both ridiculous.

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goatrocket-moved

Solos

#omg #babies #han solo #kylo ren #ben solo #i'm pretty sure his actual name is obi wan #art #fanart #spoilers #tfa spoilers

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Please reblog if you think therapists should respect pronouns

My therapist (I have therapy for my depression and sociopath tendencies) believes I’m just “really gay” instead of transgender, and that “I’m too young to know”. Everyone’s url who reblogs this will be put into a notebook and given to her. I’m giving it to her May 1st, 2016.

I hope you need a lot more than one notebook.

#this is important

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Never laugh at live dragons.

J.R.R. Tolkien (via delicatewerewolfpolice)

#tolkien #wise words

Makes sure that it's okay if tomorrow is the same as today.

Me, inspired by Jacques Brel

#life #happiness #inspiration #jacques brel #philosophy #me

Before Xmas ads: booze! phones! food! sparkles!

After New Year's ads: cold and flu relief

Me: *sits up*

Me: why did I do that

#me #life is hard #i'm not even hungover #just ill #staying in bed #happy new year

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reminder

5th of Jan is when we get the announcement of the spring programme.

#weeeee #Shakespeare's Globe #globe theatre #Shakespeare #theatre #london #london stage #all the plays #there are a couple i've never seen please show them

Jack Gleeson in Bears in Space

Soho Theatre, december 2015

#again #bears in space #plays seen #london stage #theatre #jack gleeson #my boyfriend afterwards thought he kinda looked like Joffrey from GoT didn't he?

Henry V

Barbican, December 2015

#henry v #shakespeare #london stage #plays seen #theatre #barbican #love this play

Henry IV, parts I & II

Barbican, December 2015

#shakespeare #henry iv #barbican #plays seen #london stage #theatre #this poster is epic #the kings are not amused #shut up Falstaff

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floccinaucinihilipilificationa

#hahahaha #harry potter #humour #art

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cursedbydemeter

theartofanimation

Jessica Madorran - http://jmadorran.tumblr.com - http://jmadorran.blogspot.com.es

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teppelin2232015

i think this is how i feel most of the time

i got u balloons

omg you are so cute

i got u a cat

i made you a cake

got u a party hat for the party for u

Streamers!

hello friend i bring u anime

I brought happy music :D

THIS IS THE HAPPIEST POST EVER IM SMILING SO MUCH THANK YOU FOR MAKING THIS LONELY GIRL HAPPY

#faith in humanity #art

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