vox: failure is not an option!
Valentino: fine by me cause I don’t intend to fail I vow to do the opposite of fail!
Velvette: you mean succeed?
Val: no I will not suck seed wtf no one will be sucking seed we will all be eating popcorn!
Val as a king Julian 👑
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Silly Vees HC
Valentino is the master of cuddling
He’ll hold the other two gently with his four hands cover them with his wings like a huge soft blanket
He’s no cat but if he in the mood he can purr
Val: I don’t think you need any more coffee
Vox: coffee cures depression
Val: I don’t think so, mi amore ~
Vel: no, it fucking doesn’t!
Vox: yes it does!
Vox: more espresso less depresso!
Vox: so give me my mug back!
Ps he picked the slogan from his own commercial
Dumb tv box
Time to raise a glass for the best show ever!
Bored and missing the boys so I decided to do my nails up pretty! ≧◠ᴥ◠≦✊
Originally posted: Thursday, July 9, 2020
Instagram: radvelvetcakes | Credit: Viziepop
Soooo
This door open thingy was set long time ago…
Val: what are you writing?
Vox: Lucifer wants to know what kind of weapons we have in the house
Vox: I’m letting him know that it’s private information
Vel: it just says “fuck around - find out” in calligraphy
Vox: exactly
Silly Vees head canon
Vees are quite fond of each other
They like to spend their free time together (usually in Val room)
Not even talking just
You know
Being in the same place together
It might also be that one of them had been kidnapped before and they now share trauma
Silly Vees head canon
Vox is an introvert who has to be social cause he’s the head and face of Voxtech
He hates it but does anyway cause making Valentino or Velvette go public and talk to customers and press may turn into a nightmare very easily
Do it with a smile!(c)
Silly VoxVal HC
I’ve just been thinking
How Vaggie and others react to Charlie singing and dancing with “oh no here we go again”
And how, if Vees stay in the HazbinHotel how they’d react to StaticMoth performance
That’d really fun
I bet since all Vees are media demons they love drama and theatre and performance
They would totally support Charlie
Partly to piss off the redemption crew
Mostly cause they thrive when there is a load of emotions that come with Charlie musical
Silly VEES head canon
in s2 Vees have to team up with redemption crew and stay in hotel for a while
Vees being their normal weirdo self discover that not all of their behavior is actually normal or even common
Like shitposting while voxval is about to fuck right in front of you
Or having permanent access to your “business partner” room cameras.
Or opening doors with foot and DRAMA.
Vox and Vel would ruin the hotel doors within a week I’m telling you
The more I think the more weird things come to my mind
Like Vox has never ending supply of phones even if you break one he’ll just fish a new one from a very random place ever
What if in the s2 of Hazbin Hotel it’ll be the redemption team against VEES
And Vees will be surprisingly good for standing up for each other and doing team work 🤔
I can totally see Vel saying “team work is a dream work, bitches!”
Silly VEES head canon
Since both Vox and Valentino wear hats they once tried to make Velvette to wear one as team representation or some shit
They did not enjoy the consequences
i think we should throw rocks at them
This is so totally true
Silly VEES head canon
When they go out together and Vox or/and Vel run out of energy Val can carry both of them no problem
Because they are pocket size for him
Someone tried to make fun of them once
They killed the guy gruesomely as a “bonding exercise”
I see Vox as a workaholic perfectionist and overachiever
He always try to maintain a good view
And here he is letting himself to express true emotions
The other two m Vees do not say a fucking word about it
Looks like their created a safe space for each other
