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(video) Trick Weekes describes another rule they follow when writing Solas (which explains why players have had completely opposite reactions to him)(x)

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in light of recent events I take all this back fuck this dude

This is the most DA:I post I can imagine.

from this

I’m like 90% that Solas doesn’t “sense” the artifacts and just has vague memories of “I put a thing around here…”

Solas’s new hairstyle! 

I’ve been teaching myself how to make mods lately and i wanted to put my newly aquired knowledge to good use and I noticed there were no Solas hair mods out there for download so i made one!

It is more like a wig since Solas has no hair model to work with and the only model i managed to import successfully was Ardent Blossom (the flower crown, so no cute flowers for you only mohawks) It looks weird in some lighting but it’s the best i could do to turn flowers into hair ;; 

I also made a retexture for his face and scalp to match the hair but it can be used independently of course, it makes his skin smoother and less shinny, his expression softer and his eyebrows thicker, and also the shaved scalp. 

These should be compatible with all DLC, you just need to get the Ardent Blossom item and equip it on him! anyway i hope you like it, enjoy <3

Solas face and scalp texture

Solas Hair

special thanks to @bemyamatus​ for the inspiration! check out their mods!

ok but imagine dorian and solas getting to the ravenclaw tower entrance at the same time and both having a different answer for the riddle and then bickering over which answer is better.

#I AM NOT CLEVER ENOUGH TO THINK OF AN EXAMPLE #BUT BOTH OF THEM ARE VEHEMENT THAT THEIR ANSWER IS THE BETTER ONE #the statue eventually gets sick of it and locks them both out of the tower

My friend. (┌✿ಡ◡ಡ)┌

Dorian slowed to a reluctant pause before the common room door. Ahead, Solas was already stopped, hand poised for the bronze eagle-head knocker. He caught sight of Dorian and stepped graciously back, offering a nod and the polite invitation, “After you.”

A highly suspicious offer.

Dorian’s eyes just barely narrowed. “I thought you jumped at the chance to answer these?” he tested.

Solas laughed—a close-mouthed hum of amusement. “Yes,” he agreed, “but I don’t need the practice.”

“Oh, aren’t you clever.” He rolled his eyes, teetering closer to exhaustion than insult. “No one likes a know-it-all, you know.” He brushed past to rap out a short tune against the door, staunchly ignoring the smirking elf behind him, and in a small, musical voice the eagle opened and recited:

“It makes you weak at the worst of times, yet keeps you safe, and keeps you fine. It quickens the heart, or strikes it cold, escaped by neither the weak nor bold. A slayer of all, kings, foes, and frauds, devourer of men, creator of gods.

What am I?”

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Solas please

unmute if you love joy

sometimes i use photoshop for responsible school-related things and sometimes I use it to style fade rifts onto solas’s face in place of facial hair

‘Dread Wolf’ - fan art of Solas, in his concept art design.

Real work is hard and nobody likes it, so have some Final Fantasy Tactics versions of the DA:I Conclave party.

I so badly want to do all the companions, and the advisors, and the various villain-ish figures. Can you imagine Cid Orlandu style Blackwall? And after that, even better, I’d draw the specializations as job-classes. If only.

solas: inquisitor, i’ve not seen such restraint since

solas: uh

solas: shit

solas: what’s a normal amount of years

solas: a hundred years? two hundred years? UH

solas: WHAT’S A NORMAL AMOUNT OF YEARS

solas: say something about the fade that always makes the inquisitor’s eyes glaze over

solas: SINCE THIS ONE TIME I WAS IN THE FADE !!! that’s what i meant to say all along

solas: nailed it

Josephine: We appreciate your help with this whole breach situation, mister…

Solas: Solas. No title necessary. 

Josephine: Alright *jots down notes to keep in personnel file somewhere* and if you don’t mind my asking, how old are you?

Solas: Fuck, how old are people? When do they hit puberty these days? twenty? Twenty sounds right. but you’re clearly far past puberty- shit, how long have I been staring like an idiot? Say a number! uuuuuuuuuh Solas: Fourty-seven.

Josephine: *blank stare*

Solas: Shit. too old or too young? you’ll never know. fuck! *poker face*

Josephine: …….. what kind of moisturizer do you use???

Solas lends himself to this meme far too well…

(previously)

JFC THIS IS SO ACCURATE IT PAINS ME

My favourite Solas head canon is that we all unanimously agree that he just fucking karate chops the Inquisitor unconscious in order to talk to them in the fade

Fen’Harel (via thewritersramblings)

i hate solas but not in an angry way i hate him in a way where i still pick the dialogue options to be nice to him but then out loud to myself im like whatever fuck you solas you grown up calliou