ididntchoosethenerdlife reblogged
Paperwork
Hackett: Shepard, what is this?
Shepard: What do you mean?
Hackett: This thing you sent me?
Shepard: It's my report! What's wrong with it?!
Hackett: Where do you want me to begin? '... And then I did a sick flip, and Tali shot that Cerberus dude right in the ass. It was awesome!...'
Shepard: Well, it did happen Admiral, it was a pretty spectacular backflip.
Hackett: How about '...Liara got brain on her. She screamed a lot. I mean it was kind of gross, but come on! It's not that bad, I once had a Krogan throw up on me. Now that was revolting. It's a cool story actually we were having a drinking contest...'
Shepard: That's also true. I won that one. I couldn't see for a couple of days but I won. And that's important for morale.
Hackett: Whose morale?! Oh never mind. And why are there crude drawings of what I can only assume is you making out with a Turian?! And I am not even going to attempt to describe what is happening in the next panel...
Shepard: That was Garrus. I will admit that is a little unprofessional, he shouldn't really be adding to my Alliance reports.
Hackett: Shepard... Is this a joke?
Shepard: No, I just kind of haven't done paperwork for a while. TIM never wanted any and I...
Hackett: Just... Please keep them away from Vakarian. I don't think I can ever look at a Turian the same way again...all those undulations...*shudders*
Shepard: Duly noted.
