Diana

Jason: Shut the fuck up.

Tim: I wasn’t saying anything.

Jason: Oh.

Let’s be honest, if Dick had been killed by joker instead of Jason, Bruce would’ve killed joker. Also before anyone tells me “But Bruce wanted to kill joker but Clark (Superman) stopped him.” That’s a valid point but if it were Dick instead of Jason, Clark would’ve helped Bruce kill joker. We all know it. 😭

I even think that most of the Justice League and Titans would’ve helped if it were Dick instead of Jason. For starters the JL and Titans adore Dick. Dick had once been in trouble and he didn’t even have to ask for help. The whole Justice League was already there and ready to kick ass. Not only Bruce and Clark but also Barry, Diana, Arthur, Hal and Oliver. (Flash, Wonder Women, Aquaman, Green Lantern & Green Arrow)

Than there’s the time the Titans went out of their way to protect Dick when he was being targeted in his civilian form. I think it was Donna and Kory. (Wonder girl and Starfire) Then there’s also the time KG beast shot Dick. Wally (Kid Flash/Flash) had later proceeded to beat the shit out of KG. Wally even mentioned how there is a VERY long list of people who want to beat his ass. Dick is clearly very loved which I think is amazing because he deserves it. He’s one of the best hero’s. I understand why the JL and Titans would be bias. I get why they like Dick more than Jason but Bruce..seriously? He clearly loves Dick more and it makes me a bit sad. So I’ll just be reading my “Bruce treats all his sons equally” fanfics, thank you very much.

Tim: So yeah that’s what happened.

Jason: Can you repeat that? I wasn’t listening.

Dick: Tim’s been speaking for an hour…

Wally: Anyways, Dick and I have to go. I have places to be and people to do.

Dick: *whispering* My brothers do not need to know that!

Tim: I DID NOT NEED TO KNOW THAT!

Damian: Can someone explain this? I don’t get it.

Jason: Wait Dick takes it up the ass-

Tim: JASON!

Jason: Guess what I did?

*Dick knowing full well that Jason either made a cup of coffee or started World War Three*

Jason: What the fuck is that thing?

Dick: That “thing” is a child Jason.

Jason: Oh

Damian: if it’s a child then why is it so ugly? Children are supposed to be cute.

Dick: Don’t call her “it” Damian.

Jason: What’s the thing next to that thing?

Dick: That “thing” is a dog.

Jason: I know what a dog is, I’m not fucking stupid. I mean the thing that’s holding the dog.

Dick: That’s another child.

Jason: Ohh