For Arbor Day, I made sure to wear a shirt with a picture of a tree on it to work.

The Joy of Impaling Aliens

Rocket Raccoon tries another profession

(Photo by me)

Guardians of the Galaxy Far Far Away

Pre-emptive Pratt has to prepare, especially when you never know what might offend people.

I couldn’t resist creating a green joke with Gamora on St. Patrick’s Day, you know that.

"The Guardians of the Galaxy, envisioned as a 1970's Hanna Barbera cartoon." -Jay Fosgitt, @JayPFosgitt on Twitter

The Most Interesting Guardian of the Galaxy

Merry belated Christmas from Drax and Groot.

He means it!

James Gunn shared this for Thanksgiving, but it could still work for any feast holiday, so here ya go.

James Gunn reveals how North Korea's hacking of Sony will affect the plot of Guardians of the Galaxy 2.

I was wondering what I'd decorate my desk at work with up until I saw this.

Yes, totally making one of these. Except I'll just use a cut-out of a picture of Groot's head. Make it easy. I've been wanting a potted Groot ever since I saw the movie, anyway, so I might as well combine it with my wanting Christmas decorations around my desk.

Groot would definitely enjoy being decorated.

UPDATE: A printed head is no match for a sculpted head. Even matte paper caught too much glare. Still, it’s the idea of the joke that’s important.

I.. am... bean sprout

If the reference went over your head, you can see the referenced scene in this movie trailer.

Guardians of the Galaxy was awesome, but...

...I will never look at a Jackson Pollock painting the same way again.

Happy Independence Day. You're Welcome.