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I mean, seriously. Did you just see him disarm - heh - The Winter freakin Soldier in a single gauntlet and a damn three piece suit? And the little smirk when he takes the gun apart?

I definitely headcanon that Winter would remember this moment with a grudging awe. And maybe some feelings in his pants.

Tony Stark is BAMF in and out of the armor.

I love this scene. Those moves were so slick! The WS has dropped agents by the bunch, and a three piece suit asigned as non combatant disarms him (and delays him about as much as a former Red Room graduate).

Very nice reminder that Tony know his guns, and is far from helpless out of armor

Things I love about this gifset:

  1. Tony Stark hop-skipping into an “I-brought-a-three-piece-suit-and-a-coolio-watch-to-a-gunfight” confrontation with the Winter Soldier
  2. Tony Stark: The Smirk™
  3. Tony Stark in general, love me the whole-ass man
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zinfandelli

My favorite part of this bit?

Tony knows so very well that he isn’t a match in strength to this guy so instead of straight up hand to hand he goes after him like Nat, but he lacks her flexibility and combat prowess so he can’t confront him head on like her either.

So tony uses buckys own momentum against him, pivoting his arm in arcs back and forth to disperse any forward thrust Bucky could get to throw him immediately. He creates his own openings to get in buckys personal space by keeping his arm straight at the elbow to push it out of his way at the shoulder letting him past buckys deadly hands. Obviously this doesn’t last but its a really good snippet of tonys serious actual martial arts training (you can really see this in those gifs of rdj practicing wing chun with his trainer on the wooden standees)

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tony: i dont go down on women but i expect them to suck my dick and thats how KINGS live
thor a feminist:

this is fake news don’t EVER disrespect pepper like this

Didn’t he, like, canonically get pegged by gamora too lmaooooooo

Yes

Wait this was pegging? I HAD NO IDEA LIKE I WAS SO INTO THIS TONY GAMORA PANEL ALREADY AND NOW IT IS LIKE 5000000000000000 TIMES BETTER. AJSKALAKKAKAA.

I saw this and went: “Hang on now… I remember reading that. I did NOT think they were pegging.” Then I dug it out and had a closer look:

Panel two, bottom left corner — that is definitely a strap-on harness. This whole thing makes so much more sense now. I cannot believe I didn’t see that before.

Damn Gamora. Fierce.

Wait! Didn’t rdj also call tony a feminist in his interview!!!

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queendophne

Didn’t he also open a shelter and organization for women who needed help and let women run it because he knew as a man he (and other men) would never truly understand or help the right way? And we are talking about the same man who gave Pepper CEO of his multimillion dollar company?

Didn’t he like, okay trigger warning but didn’t he also take a teenage rape victim turned prostitute off the streets directly to the women shelter? Like…can we stop pretending that casual sex = misogynist when tony stark in canon has so explicitly addressed women’s issues? Has so explicitly supported women? Where’s that goddamn panel of tony giving vision dating advice about treating women like the whole entire individual they are and not like an enigma they talk about in dating magazines because that shit is relevant

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van-dyne

I was just gonna ignore this post but it keeps coming up so let me add these: 

tony’s totally letting women take charge 

look at this soft boy

(gifs from @tonystarkz x )

And that was all before he quitted being a playboy, even as he lived his playboy life you never see him disrespect women and quite the opposite to what op is implying, he plays the role that serves and submits to his partner, and do I need to add how he is with pepper who he’s in a committed relationship with for more or less 8 years now:

Like I don’t care if that’s just a meme or joke but if you have to make it, make it accurate?? Praise Thor all you like, I stan him too, but trying to paint tony as a misogynist who disrespect women, I’ve got news for you. 

tony drinks his respect women juice every day and those who say otherwise are secretly joss whedon

@starkrhxdes have u seen these FACTS

yes!!! all of this!!! plus the scene in age of ultron where he’s talking with helen cho and she tells him her tissue regenerating technology will leave starktech in the dust and he eagerly agrees with her and calls her work and technology the future

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rebelmeg

And not only that, but Helen was being really insulting about the Iron Man suits (literally a part of Tony), which were basically the front-line of mechanical and technological advancements.  And Tony still smiled and agreed with her that her own work making his obsolete was the entire point.

You’ll call Tony a misogynist OVER MY DEAD BODY.

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