i googled “why do cats run around and meow at night” and one of the results listed this as a cause:
i cant wait to be a piece of shit w/ a bachelors degree
I mean, I’m not calling you a liar Windows, but that sounds like something someone who’d fucked about with my files would say
me @ myself: u are a lovely young woman! you are a catch! anyone would be lucky to have you! your loneliness and pain won’t last forever! you will get your happiness one day, you deserve it!
myself @ me:
WHY DOES THIS MAKE ME SO HAPPY EVERYTIME I SEE IT
Me in the apocalypse.
Why tiptoe into hell when you can backflip into a cannonball. I like Mackenzie’s style.
I heard vine compilations were a thing
I actually laughed so hard I cried at “when I was gay I thought I was in the third grade”
@leatardian milk girl
l.s.f (via missyourlaugh)
Neil Gaiman (via brandx)
The dolphin brought her phone back
Dolphins are too good for this world 😭😭
John Adams was like…
sometimes i get mad at australian stereotypes but then i remember that my backyard looks like this
IM FREAKING OUT THIS IS MY BACKYARD HOW DID YOU GET THIS PICTURE??????
never mind i just found my brother’s blog by accident