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Snipet from Widdle Wolvie part 3.

"In the void you can be who you are." She says, sitting next to Logan in his memory scape.

Logan is crying, tears soaking his face as he looks at his own bloodied hands, whispering.

"... I wanna be free.."

Cassandra smirks, tilting her head and bringing her fingers around the side of his head.

"I can do that... with one condition."

And thats all he remembered.

He remembered waking up again, in a room decorated for a child. A triceratops bed cover, blue pillows, a blue rug in a navy blue room, pictures hung up all around of pictures that a child had drawn- No.. that HE had drawn, toys on the floor, a race car track, blocks, army men, and even glow in the dark stars on the ceiling... a stuffed tiger.

Sitting up, he panics. Where was he? Where is Wa-... mommy.. yes that sounded right.

"Mommy!!" He calls, quite scared. Just before he could climb out of the bed, his mummy opened the door, smiling sweetly. "Why its the middle of the night, James. What are you doing awake?"

"I-..." he thinks for a second, thoughts of 'Where am I' and 'I dont know where I am' turning into 'I had a nightmare' Shaking his head of the complex thoughts he whimpers like a guilty puppy. "I had a scary dream!"

"Ohh.. my poor Jamsie bear.. mummy cassie is here."

The hair on his skin rose, his nervous system jumping. 'Cassie!?'

But he smiles, quickly soothing at her touch, letting his mommy hold him close, rubbing his head. "..Cassie..." he whispers, a big dumb grin on the mans face, meting into her embaress... its been awhile since he's had a mommy...

But you know what they say about mama's boys...

"Hush now, James.. Mummy's here now, Darling... shhh.. just close your eyes.. and let your mind slip away."

And suddenly? Everything felt alright. Mommy Cassie held him so well, shushed him, rocked him, told him it was all okay. She even hummed to him back to sleep, kissing his forehead and tucking him in before she left..

That was the last time he has ever felt like he had a mother..

#cassandra nova #widdlewolvie #widdle wolvie #slipping #forced regression #snippet #deadpool and wolverine #poolverine #logan howlett #wade wilson #deadpool #deadpool 3 #wolverine #deadclaws #part 3 #SoundCloud

Just a reminder that Ryan said he got the inspo of Puppin's goggles from "Some creepy fairy show I was watching with my 6 year old and theres this fairy with these massive goggly eyes and I said thats it. Those are perfect for Peggy"

I WOULD LIKE YOU TO REMIND YOU

THIS. Is who he's talking about.

This is Bobble. He's from tinkerbell.

He also called Peggels "Our baby yoda" and is he wrong!?? No.

#I told yall wade watches tinkerbell!!#bobble tinkerbell #mary puppins #peggles #dogpool #deadpool and wolverine #poolverine #deadpool #deadpool 3 #ryan reynolds

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Gonna piss off all of the "Stop treating Logan like a werewolf" people by saying that Im thinking about that one thing I saw mentioning how Logan's world was Aob but Wade's isn't so with the lack of omega pheromones makes it easier for his evert day life and this is part of the reason he's so 'competitive' with other males that he thinks is an Alpha or thinks wants to take Wade from him.

Wade will hang out with Peter parker, come back home to see Logans hair slicked back, take out on the table and Logan standing there with a big arrangment of flowers. The first time he did it, Wade thought he was going to propose and cried (which freaked Logan out)

"I-.. i got these for you.." and when he hugs him logan subconsciously just starts sniffing him.

Well- Lo los been doing this for weeks now so Wade just stands there, humming and hugging his flowers, letting Logan sniff as he pleases.

Once he knows, it sends him into a giggle fest, trying not to squeal. "Logan!! You don't have to do all this, peanut, im yours, I swear."

Well, big man here thinks he's just so sly, having this internal rivalry with people who didn't even know about his her... 'problem' but he liked to think of it like his secret weapon. According to Wade, no one else has one, which makes him special- which means Wade won't leave him.

And why would he? Logan is a great partner for him, and he's obsessed with the way he growls at the new deli man when he gives Wade extra olives.

You ever get kicked out of a subway bathroom and banned because of olives? Wade has. Lets just hope the deli dosn't ban them next.

maybefalsefacts

Okay. But. Hear me out... Trans!Wade

"So you ARE an omega?"

"Lo lo you cant just go around calling trans people omegas."

"But you are."

"*sighs* Logan... you're gonna get us canceled on twitter"

"Whats a twitter?"

I do love this idea but unfortunately it would bring wade a LOT of pain seeing as most cancer patiants miscarry (and quite a bit, my mom has has 11 miscarriages/stillborns and only 4 living kids, I was supposed to be a twin)

So, on top of all the pain of being chronically ill and mentally ill I think losing a baby would absolutely destroy Wade. Like.. seriously. At this point he would just... stop. Everything. You wouldn't see him come out of that room for months, and possibly would (could?? He hypothetically?) Starve to death.

Also Postpartum phycosis would get his ass SO hard.

I hate how my brain is like "haha funny idea- *insert realistic tragedy* its upsetting...

maybefalsefacts

Alright, but imma be delulu here for a bit cause you've given me Thoughts™

We also know that Logan's DNA is super strong, right? Like, he's got all these kids/clones and they're all bamfs.

We pair his strong swimmers with his AND Wade's healing powers and BAM BAM ALAKAZAM you get a baby.

So, Alpha!Logan gets Trans!Wade preggers, yeah? And Logan's kid is so strong that, once that egg attaches to the uterine lining, it is now immortal too. (Fight me)

And (I may be wrong, but I think I'm remembering this correctly) since babies are mostly stem cells, they can send them to the mom if she gets hurt/sick or smthn.

So, while the baby is growing, it is also sending healthy cells to Wade's body. (This would not stop Wade's DNA from having the cancer written into it, but it would mean that not ALL of his cells are cancerous) Ergo, Wade is feeling better than he has since before his diagnosis.

So! We have Preggo!Wade who is having 0 (zero) cancer symptoms and is EXTREMELY hungry 100 (one hundred)% of the time. And he's even more energetic and talkative than normal and Logan is just sitting on the couch like "What the fuck have I done?"

AND THEN once Wade has the baby

1. the healthy cells from the baby are gone so the cancer symptoms come back full force

2. he isn't pregnant, so he has no physical (biological) proof of Logan's claim on him

And 3. Wade misses being pretnant

So, naturally, Logan breeds him again

This is them now

Their first child is Wolverpool! The kid has Logans claws and both of their healing factors combined so it's basically immortal!

Imagine trying to parent this angsty little shit.

"Thats it! Im telling your father!"

"Psh do it that old man cant stop me and neither can you."

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Gonna piss off all of the "Stop treating Logan like a werewolf" people by saying that Im thinking about that one thing I saw mentioning how Logan's world was Aob but Wade's isn't so with the lack of omega pheromones makes it easier for his evert day life and this is part of the reason he's so 'competitive' with other males that he thinks is an Alpha or thinks wants to take Wade from him.

Wade will hang out with Peter parker, come back home to see Logans hair slicked back, take out on the table and Logan standing there with a big arrangment of flowers. The first time he did it, Wade thought he was going to propose and cried (which freaked Logan out)

"I-.. i got these for you.." and when he hugs him logan subconsciously just starts sniffing him.

Well- Lo los been doing this for weeks now so Wade just stands there, humming and hugging his flowers, letting Logan sniff as he pleases.

Once he knows, it sends him into a giggle fest, trying not to squeal. "Logan!! You don't have to do all this, peanut, im yours, I swear."

Well, big man here thinks he's just so sly, having this internal rivalry with people who didn't even know about his her... 'problem' but he liked to think of it like his secret weapon. According to Wade, no one else has one, which makes him special- which means Wade won't leave him.

And why would he? Logan is a great partner for him, and he's obsessed with the way he growls at the new deli man when he gives Wade extra olives.

You ever get kicked out of a subway bathroom and banned because of olives? Wade has. Lets just hope the deli dosn't ban them next.

maybefalsefacts

Okay. But. Hear me out... Trans!Wade

"So you ARE an omega?"

"Lo lo you cant just go around calling trans people omegas."

"But you are."

"*sighs* Logan... you're gonna get us canceled on twitter"

"Whats a twitter?"

I do love this idea but unfortunately it would bring wade a LOT of pain seeing as most cancer patiants miscarry (and quite a bit, my mom has has 11 miscarriages/stillborns and only 4 living kids, I was supposed to be a twin)

So, on top of all the pain of being chronically ill and mentally ill I think losing a baby would absolutely destroy Wade. Like.. seriously. At this point he would just... stop. Everything. You wouldn't see him come out of that room for months, and possibly would (could?? He hypothetically?) Starve to death.

Also Postpartum phycosis would get his ass SO hard.

I hate how my brain is like "haha funny idea- *insert realistic tragedy* its upsetting...

maybefalsefacts

Alright, but imma be delulu here for a bit cause you've given me Thoughts™

We also know that Logan's DNA is super strong, right? Like, he's got all these kids/clones and they're all bamfs.

We pair his strong swimmers with his AND Wade's healing powers and BAM BAM ALAKAZAM you get a baby.

So, Alpha!Logan gets Trans!Wade preggers, yeah? And Logan's kid is so strong that, once that egg attaches to the uterine lining, it is now immortal too. (Fight me)

And (I may be wrong, but I think I'm remembering this correctly) since babies are mostly stem cells, they can send them to the mom if she gets hurt/sick or smthn.

So, while the baby is growing, it is also sending healthy cells to Wade's body. (This would not stop Wade's DNA from having the cancer written into it, but it would mean that not ALL of his cells are cancerous) Ergo, Wade is feeling better than he has since before his diagnosis.

So! We have Preggo!Wade who is having 0 (zero) cancer symptoms and is EXTREMELY hungry 100 (one hundred)% of the time. And he's even more energetic and talkative than normal and Logan is just sitting on the couch like "What the fuck have I done?"

AND THEN once Wade has the baby

1. the healthy cells from the baby are gone so the cancer symptoms come back full force

2. he isn't pregnant, so he has no physical (biological) proof of Logan's claim on him

And 3. Wade misses being pretnant

So, naturally, Logan breeds him again

This is them now

#i remember as a kid Id alwahs think DAMN stay off of her for fuck sakes! and why isnt he neutered at this point!?#alpha omega beta #aob au #deadpool and wolverine #poolverine #logan howlett #wade wilson #trans wade wilson #ftm deadpool

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stucky-just-stucky

voices

Ooohh my poor baby...

#oh sweetheart #oh my boy #my sweet sweet boy #wade honey you are SO loved #GOD #deadpool

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Wade, excitedly: Im going to go spar with Peter! Bye wolvie!!

Logan, reading the paper with puppins in his lap: Kinda weird that you're a 40 year old man excited to go beat up a 20 year old....

Wade, poping his head back in the door: First of all- He's 27.

Logan, going back to his paper: And you're 46. What's your point?

Wade, coming back in the apartment: You know what? I was going to be nice, but what are YOU doing married to a 46 year old at 206? Ratio wise, that means im 23 out of 103 your age. Im 22. 82% your age. He's 27 to 1 mine. Or 57.447%, and that's not even including body weight!

Logan, staring: *takes off his old man glasses* Now hold on a god damn minute-

ramblingautisticman

I do love this idea.

It's really funny when I remember Logan is 200 odd years old. Wade is 100% going to be a petty bitch about it when and if he needs too.

Peter being in the middle of it makes complete sense too.

I just imagine Logan and Wade pulling up to where they were meeting like-

Wade : "Hey Petey! So...settle an argument we were having- would I be considered Logan's controversially young girlfriend?"

Peter : "I...what? Your like...your like 43 or something, no offences but..your not that young.."

Logan : "See! Someone agrees with me!"

Wade, sulking for a second before speaking again : "He is 206."

Peter : ".....Okay...maybe- maybe you would be his controversially young girlfriend.."

Logan : "Oh come on!"

Not to mention-

Wade: Bouta fight spiderman, post the video later

Wade, later, his suit a mess and somehow drenched in water: Nvm i got my ass beat

#peter parker #spiderman #andrew garfield #deadpool and wolverine #poolverine #logan howlett #wade wilson #deadpool #deadpool 3 #wolverine #deadclaws

Wade, excitedly: Im going to go spar with Peter! Bye wolvie!!

Logan, reading the paper with puppins in his lap: Kinda weird that you're a 40 year old man excited to go beat up a 20 year old....

Wade, poping his head back in the door: First of all- He's 27.

Logan, going back to his paper: And you're 46. What's your point?

Wade, coming back in the apartment: You know what? I was going to be nice, but what are YOU doing married to a 46 year old at 206? Ratio wise, that means im 23 out of 103 your age. Im 22. 82% your age. He's 27 to 1 mine. Or 57.447%, and that's not even including body weight!

Logan, staring: *takes off his old man glasses* Now hold on a god damn minute-

#peter parker #spiderman #andrew garfield #deadpool and wolverine #poolverine #logan howlett #wade wilson #deadpool #deadpool 3 #wolverine #deadclaws

icarusredwings reblogged

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Gonna piss off all of the "Stop treating Logan like a werewolf" people by saying that Im thinking about that one thing I saw mentioning how Logan's world was Aob but Wade's isn't so with the lack of omega pheromones makes it easier for his evert day life and this is part of the reason he's so 'competitive' with other males that he thinks is an Alpha or thinks wants to take Wade from him.

Wade will hang out with Peter parker, come back home to see Logans hair slicked back, take out on the table and Logan standing there with a big arrangment of flowers. The first time he did it, Wade thought he was going to propose and cried (which freaked Logan out)

"I-.. i got these for you.." and when he hugs him logan subconsciously just starts sniffing him.

Well- Lo los been doing this for weeks now so Wade just stands there, humming and hugging his flowers, letting Logan sniff as he pleases.

Once he knows, it sends him into a giggle fest, trying not to squeal. "Logan!! You don't have to do all this, peanut, im yours, I swear."

Well, big man here thinks he's just so sly, having this internal rivalry with people who didn't even know about his her... 'problem' but he liked to think of it like his secret weapon. According to Wade, no one else has one, which makes him special- which means Wade won't leave him.

And why would he? Logan is a great partner for him, and he's obsessed with the way he growls at the new deli man when he gives Wade extra olives.

You ever get kicked out of a subway bathroom and banned because of olives? Wade has. Lets just hope the deli dosn't ban them next.

maybefalsefacts

Okay. But. Hear me out... Trans!Wade

"So you ARE an omega?"

"Lo lo you cant just go around calling trans people omegas."

"But you are."

"*sighs* Logan... you're gonna get us canceled on twitter"

"Whats a twitter?"

I do love this idea but unfortunately it would bring wade a LOT of pain seeing as most cancer patiants miscarry (and quite a bit, my mom has has 11 miscarriages/stillborns and only 4 living kids, I was supposed to be a twin)

So, on top of all the pain of being chronically ill and mentally ill I think losing a baby would absolutely destroy Wade. Like.. seriously. At this point he would just... stop. Everything. You wouldn't see him come out of that room for months, and possibly would (could?? He hypothetically?) Starve to death.

Also Postpartum phycosis would get his ass SO hard.

I hate how my brain is like "haha funny idea- *insert realistic tragedy* its upsetting...

But what if Trans!Logan? With his healing factor and healthy body he could very well carry kits!

deathsparklespiral

Honestly maybe Wade just can't get pregnant 🤷‍♂️ avoid the tragedy (though I'd love to write more about the very very under represented aspect of miscarriage in fic), get some very hot shenanigans for us trans folk to read 👀 or follow maybe-im-dark suggestions, get delicious trans guy Alpha wolvie

I felt that "good job yall" in my soul thank you

icurushasfallen

Crazy how I am currently writing a miscarriage fanfic.

Props to you. I could never.

I would ask to read it but that hits close in this family. But ill still kudos it. Just let me know

#good job y'all

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Reblog if you’re over 20 and still read/write fan fiction.

I’m curious!

its-in-the-woods

started way to young took a break and now I am backkkk

I don’t write but boy do I read em

whiskeyandcigarsmoke

Started when I was in 7th grade, I’m now 38.

Mostly read, occasionally struggle to write

Im a father of two and write the most devastating stuff.

Im quite literally watching andrew gardfields spiderman right this second with them.

Thinking about Logan coming home to see Wade angerly signaling to Al that he cant find his valve.

"What are you doing?" She asks, only hearing breaths and hands hitting one another softly.

Again, frustrated, he does it slower and more drimatic.

Logan blinks. He cant believe hes witnessing his borderline mute husband try to SIGN to a blind woman.

"Wade quit trying to sign to her, She's BLIND. She can't see your hands. Now, what's wrong?"

Wade throws his hands up as if saying 'FINALLY' then gestured to his throat, making a quick 'Where?' Gesture.

"Did you check the bathroom?"

He nods, pissy. He was always pissy when he couldn't speak.

"Bedroom? In your drawer?"

Wade stomps his foot, covering his face with his hands as he pulls it down then puts his hands on his head, taking a deep breath only to put his arms out, looking around and gesturing to the entire apartment. He sighs with a large huff, crossing his arms.

Logan can't help but smile, chuckling at the drimatic display of a hissy fit he just got.

"I was never good at cherades bub but.. I think I got the gist."

"Whats he doing??" Al asks.

Wade gives her a look, a glare more like then makes a stabbing motion with his hand.

Logan giggles. "Well- He lost his valve so now he cant talk and apprently you have not been very helpful."

"Im blind!! I cant even see my own hands how am I going to find a tiny piece of plastic?"

Logan now takes it upon himself to translate verbally what wade is signing. "Well you have no problem finding the remote and your cocaine you- wade im not calling her that."

"What? What did he say!?"

"Look- Lets just.. go find your valve and eat dinner okay? Al I got that foot cream stuff you wanted."

"Thank you. At least someone in this damn house is helpful."

'Bitch' Wade tells her, which he unironically has made her sign name a A over his eyes. For blind Al. Logans- In public, Was him tapping his knuckles and making a flexing motion whilst in private COUGH to vanessa COUGH he called him a massive cock by gesturing to his crotch and bringing his hands apart greatly.

The only good thing about her being blind is that by wade signing 'It probably fell out when you were pulling my hair like you were in the rodeo last night' and logan blushing deeper then the spaghetti sauce he just bought, is that she couldn't judge their flirting anymore..

#silence au #possibly origins poolverine?#this could apply to them #except.. yk origins wade dosnt have a mouth so.. no it wouldn't #blind al #deadpool and wolverine #poolverine #logan howlett #wade wilson #deadpool #deadpool 3 #wolverine #deadclaws

Thought others should see this.

Mind you most of this is dramatized.

Big fan of "This is my wife Wade. He's a shapeshifter" vibes

Bigger fan of "timid stray dog who only recently got adopted" logan. Who growls at strangers who pass the house, is nervous when it thunder storms, who follows wade around for a full 4 hours straight after he gets home from a quick job, who tries to hide dispite being big, whos embaressed that he wants held when he gets his shot reccords updated, who runs to wade the moment he has a bad dream, who scarfs down his food in fear of someone taking it and then whines about a tummy ache or begs for more, who enjoys warm bubble baths but has BEEF with the coast line or a pool, who melts when wade itches that special spot, and who sometimes, if wade isnt home, curls up next to althea, wordlessly, terrified to be alone again now that he knows how good he has it being NOT alone anymore.

And did I mention he sniffs everyone who comes in the house and if Wade has a certian smell on him gets pissy, both him and puppins upset with him. Logan being fiercely loyal and getting a little spooked when wade "changes" his face, growling and intensly sniffing him to make sure hes not lying, to be sure hes ACTUALLY wade. He esspecially adores when wade comes to him with yhat puppy voice and in his right robe late at night to comfort him from his nightmareish panic attacks though hed never admit it. Big scary man in the kitchen, snarling with his claws out, trying to curl into a ball and here comes white woman wade to put a sweater on him and tell people he dont bite.

Wade, in a flowy 'i killed my husband' silk night gown and bunny slipeprs, coming towards a feral logan: D'Aaawwww look at you, my big boy, what are you doing out of bed sweetheart? Wook at youuu my prcious angel, oh yes you arreee, hii babbyy what do you got there? Oh yes some big strong claws oh yes, comere sweet thing, come on, come sleep with mommy Oooh there we are, what a good boy.

And Logans sitting here nervous and looks like one of those dogs who are wagging their tail against the wall- scared to be touched

(Reminder this dog is not happy, hes nervous)

GIF by cuteness--overload

Before wade just picks him up and takes him off to bed.

In the morning, logan just sits there, processing like "did you use puppins' baby voice on me last night??"

"Yup."

"....and it worked?"

"Yup."

"... did you always know about that?"

"Nope. Was fully expecting to get scratched."

#feral logan #puppy logan #kitty logan #animalistic logan howlett #deadpool and wolverine #poolverine #logan howlett #wade wilson #deadpool #deadpool 3 #wolverine #deadclaws

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Gonna piss off all of the "Stop treating Logan like a werewolf" people by saying that Im thinking about that one thing I saw mentioning how Logan's world was Aob but Wade's isn't so with the lack of omega pheromones makes it easier for his evert day life and this is part of the reason he's so 'competitive' with other males that he thinks is an Alpha or thinks wants to take Wade from him.

Wade will hang out with Peter parker, come back home to see Logans hair slicked back, take out on the table and Logan standing there with a big arrangment of flowers. The first time he did it, Wade thought he was going to propose and cried (which freaked Logan out)

"I-.. i got these for you.." and when he hugs him logan subconsciously just starts sniffing him.

Well- Lo los been doing this for weeks now so Wade just stands there, humming and hugging his flowers, letting Logan sniff as he pleases.

Once he knows, it sends him into a giggle fest, trying not to squeal. "Logan!! You don't have to do all this, peanut, im yours, I swear."

Well, big man here thinks he's just so sly, having this internal rivalry with people who didn't even know about his her... 'problem' but he liked to think of it like his secret weapon. According to Wade, no one else has one, which makes him special- which means Wade won't leave him.

And why would he? Logan is a great partner for him, and he's obsessed with the way he growls at the new deli man when he gives Wade extra olives.

You ever get kicked out of a subway bathroom and banned because of olives? Wade has. Lets just hope the deli dosn't ban them next.

maybefalsefacts

Okay. But. Hear me out... Trans!Wade

"So you ARE an omega?"

"Lo lo you cant just go around calling trans people omegas."

"But you are."

"*sighs* Logan... you're gonna get us canceled on twitter"

"Whats a twitter?"

I do love this idea but unfortunately it would bring wade a LOT of pain seeing as most cancer patiants miscarry (and quite a bit, my mom has has 11 miscarriages/stillborns and only 4 living kids, I was supposed to be a twin)

So, on top of all the pain of being chronically ill and mentally ill I think losing a baby would absolutely destroy Wade. Like.. seriously. At this point he would just... stop. Everything. You wouldn't see him come out of that room for months, and possibly would (could?? He hypothetically?) Starve to death.

Also Postpartum phycosis would get his ass SO hard.

I hate how my brain is like "haha funny idea- *insert realistic tragedy* its upsetting...

But what if Trans!Logan? With his healing factor and healthy body he could very well carry kits!

deathsparklespiral

Honestly maybe Wade just can't get pregnant 🤷‍♂️ avoid the tragedy (though I'd love to write more about the very very under represented aspect of miscarriage in fic), get some very hot shenanigans for us trans folk to read 👀 or follow maybe-im-dark suggestions, get delicious trans guy Alpha wolvie

I felt that "good job yall" in my soul thank you

#Good job y'all #< prev tags

icarusredwings reblogged

Cw: free use

Gonna piss off all of the "Stop treating Logan like a werewolf" people by saying that Im thinking about that one thing I saw mentioning how Logan's world was Aob but Wade's isn't so with the lack of omega pheromones makes it easier for his evert day life and this is part of the reason he's so 'competitive' with other males that he thinks is an Alpha or thinks wants to take Wade from him.

Wade will hang out with Peter parker, come back home to see Logans hair slicked back, take out on the table and Logan standing there with a big arrangment of flowers. The first time he did it, Wade thought he was going to propose and cried (which freaked Logan out)

"I-.. i got these for you.." and when he hugs him logan subconsciously just starts sniffing him.

Well- Lo los been doing this for weeks now so Wade just stands there, humming and hugging his flowers, letting Logan sniff as he pleases.

Once he knows, it sends him into a giggle fest, trying not to squeal. "Logan!! You don't have to do all this, peanut, im yours, I swear."

Well, big man here thinks he's just so sly, having this internal rivalry with people who didn't even know about his her... 'problem' but he liked to think of it like his secret weapon. According to Wade, no one else has one, which makes him special- which means Wade won't leave him.

And why would he? Logan is a great partner for him, and he's obsessed with the way he growls at the new deli man when he gives Wade extra olives.

You ever get kicked out of a subway bathroom and banned because of olives? Wade has. Lets just hope the deli dosn't ban them next.

maybefalsefacts

Okay. But. Hear me out... Trans!Wade

"So you ARE an omega?"

"Lo lo you cant just go around calling trans people omegas."

"But you are."

"*sighs* Logan... you're gonna get us canceled on twitter"

"Whats a twitter?"

I do love this idea but unfortunately it would bring wade a LOT of pain seeing as most cancer patiants miscarry (and quite a bit, my mom has has 11 miscarriages/stillborns and only 4 living kids, I was supposed to be a twin)

So, on top of all the pain of being chronically ill and mentally ill I think losing a baby would absolutely destroy Wade. Like.. seriously. At this point he would just... stop. Everything. You wouldn't see him come out of that room for months, and possibly would (could?? He hypothetically?) Starve to death.

Also Postpartum phycosis would get his ass SO hard.

I hate how my brain is like "haha funny idea- *insert realistic tragedy* its upsetting...

But what if Trans!Logan? With his healing factor and healthy body he could very well carry kits!

Hmm that is very true.

This would make him a female alpha and honestly? Now that I think about it.

This would probably be THEE best Logan if someone would want these two to genuienly reproduce. Oh god can you imagine how bitchy Logan would be pregnant?

After months of Wade failing to get pregnant (were just gonna leave it at that because even IM not evil enough to make him miscarry, and im the same guy who took away his ability to speak without pain, his ability to smell, taste, AND regeneratw all in one fic- thats just.... thats just cruel... I dont wanna see NOBODY messing with poor wade like that <unless you are using it to cope with your own personal issues in which case, i love you and you are so strong! You do what you need to do <3)

He finally is like "soooo do you actually want a kit cause.... we could do that?"

And for a bit logans like "no its okay" because dysphoria (COUGH that bitch COUGH) but as time goes on, he sees wade interacting with kids and immediately drags him home like "You jeed to impregnate me. Right now."

"Here?"

"Yes. Here."

So there's wade- Struggling to strip quick enough in the middle of the livingroom.

And then about 6 months later if wade even comes NEAR logans stomach he snarls at him, complains about 'look what you did to me' and 'i hate you for this' etc but wade is the best daddy ever. He tries to be anyway- bringing tons of food and drinks, blankets and is OBSESSED with the belly, putting his hands all over it, putting his ears to it, talking to their baby constantly. Even when Logan is asleep hes coeing to the baby how pretty their mama is and that hes very excited to meet them, tells them stories, etc.

He has not shut the fuck up about this baby since that very night she was made and unironically- Yeah. Its a girl. And she's wades entire life once shes born. Logan has to fight for his own baby back and growl at wade to leave her alone when eating or sleeping.

All the crying though does do them both some mental damage because logans ears are sensitive and wades anxiety immediately takes it as "crying= you're a bad father" or "you're neglecting her just like your dad did to you" if she cries for more then 4 seconds.

Shes always giggling at wade and by the time she's 2 months old they have to switch her to bottle fed because she has fucking fangs and Logan is tired of his nipples being bitten off..

(I feel so bad for this kid jesus christ Wades genetic mental health + logans genetic bone deformation OUCH)

#didnt think id be writing mpreg today #does this count as mpreg?#aob #alpha logan #deadpool and wolverine #poolverine #logan howlett #wade wilson #deadpool #wolverine #deadclaws #wade would unintentionally suck as a dad though sorry guys #he would forget her at soccor practice SOOOO many times

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Gonna piss off all of the "Stop treating Logan like a werewolf" people by saying that Im thinking about that one thing I saw mentioning how Logan's world was Aob but Wade's isn't so with the lack of omega pheromones makes it easier for his evert day life and this is part of the reason he's so 'competitive' with other males that he thinks is an Alpha or thinks wants to take Wade from him.

Wade will hang out with Peter parker, come back home to see Logans hair slicked back, take out on the table and Logan standing there with a big arrangment of flowers. The first time he did it, Wade thought he was going to propose and cried (which freaked Logan out)

"I-.. i got these for you.." and when he hugs him logan subconsciously just starts sniffing him.

Well- Lo los been doing this for weeks now so Wade just stands there, humming and hugging his flowers, letting Logan sniff as he pleases.

Once he knows, it sends him into a giggle fest, trying not to squeal. "Logan!! You don't have to do all this, peanut, im yours, I swear."

Well, big man here thinks he's just so sly, having this internal rivalry with people who didn't even know about his her... 'problem' but he liked to think of it like his secret weapon. According to Wade, no one else has one, which makes him special- which means Wade won't leave him.

And why would he? Logan is a great partner for him, and he's obsessed with the way he growls at the new deli man when he gives Wade extra olives.

You ever get kicked out of a subway bathroom and banned because of olives? Wade has. Lets just hope the deli dosn't ban them next.

bougiebutchbitch

ANYWAY LOGAN IS BASICALLY A WEREWOLF AND WE LOVE AND SUPPORT ANIMALISTIC LOGAN IN THIS HOUSE -

This is amazingggg omg

"It's belittling"

How? Him sharing the most sensitive parts of himself with wade and wade gratefully accpeting and thanking him for trusting him with his true self is belittling?

Just because you guys wouldn't treat your animalistic partners with respect doesn't mean Wade won't. Hypothetically, Logan wears a collar because he WANTS to wear a collar. Not because wade forces him too. Do you really think he could force him to keep weak leather around his neck when he has literal knives for hands? Lets think about this shall we..

"It's dehumanizing"

1. Hes not human

2. He was born like this

3. By not allowing a mutant to behave the way that feels natural to them is lowkey discrimination. This would be like scolding Kurt for not sitting properly or telling toad to keep his tounge in his mouth because "its gross"

"He's a wolverine not a wolf"

Wolverines and wolf pack culture are similar and there is canon comic stories where he quite literally is raised by wolves multiple times through out his life, theres an entire scene where hes naked in the canadian forests and kurt hugs him because hes glad hes okay and logan sinks into his hold because he feels safe around him. Do you know why kurt has such a good connection with him? Give you one guess.

"-But hes named the wolverine"

Yes, after a native deity that translates to the Wolverine, but the animal they're talking about is a candid. It is more likely a wolf because coyote is more seen as the loki of native american storeis and WOLVES howl at the moon, not wolverines.

And honestly as a niisitapi native myself im very disappointed to see so many people disregard the fact that the natives have helped/ loved logan multiple times (this is canon in comics, movies, AND the animated series) do you know why? Because they rarely judge him. They see his "weird traits" as powerful and respectable. They have a pack dynamic most times (in media) and Logan is very respecting of hiarchys when its in a family/pack formation.

(except scott. My man hates that he cares about scott so much)

#animalistic logan howlett #native stories #did NONE of yall understand WHY kayla named him the wolverine in the first place??#logan howlett #x men origins: wolverine #comic wolverine #x-men animated series wolverine #the wolverine #kurt wagner #“stop making him werewolfy” Bro was LITERALLY RAISED WITH WOLVES #by saying he SUDDENLY Looses his instincts and culture because he lives in a house now and not naked IS FUCKED UP #you dont move countries and suddenly loose your culture #its called culture shock for a reason #he dosnt need to “learn how society works” either #if he wants to sniff you he will

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Gonna piss off all of the "Stop treating Logan like a werewolf" people by saying that Im thinking about that one thing I saw mentioning how Logan's world was Aob but Wade's isn't so with the lack of omega pheromones makes it easier for his evert day life and this is part of the reason he's so 'competitive' with other males that he thinks is an Alpha or thinks wants to take Wade from him.

Wade will hang out with Peter parker, come back home to see Logans hair slicked back, take out on the table and Logan standing there with a big arrangment of flowers. The first time he did it, Wade thought he was going to propose and cried (which freaked Logan out)

"I-.. i got these for you.." and when he hugs him logan subconsciously just starts sniffing him.

Well- Lo los been doing this for weeks now so Wade just stands there, humming and hugging his flowers, letting Logan sniff as he pleases.

Once he knows, it sends him into a giggle fest, trying not to squeal. "Logan!! You don't have to do all this, peanut, im yours, I swear."

Well, big man here thinks he's just so sly, having this internal rivalry with people who didn't even know about his her... 'problem' but he liked to think of it like his secret weapon. According to Wade, no one else has one, which makes him special- which means Wade won't leave him.

And why would he? Logan is a great partner for him, and he's obsessed with the way he growls at the new deli man when he gives Wade extra olives.

You ever get kicked out of a subway bathroom and banned because of olives? Wade has. Lets just hope the deli dosn't ban them next.

maybefalsefacts

Okay. But. Hear me out... Trans!Wade

"So you ARE an omega?"

"Lo lo you cant just go around calling trans people omegas."

"But you are."

"*sighs* Logan... you're gonna get us canceled on twitter"

"Whats a twitter?"

I do love this idea but unfortunately it would bring wade a LOT of pain seeing as most cancer patiants miscarry (and quite a bit, my mom has has 11 miscarriages/stillborns and only 4 living kids, I was supposed to be a twin)

So, on top of all the pain of being chronically ill and mentally ill I think losing a baby would absolutely destroy Wade. Like.. seriously. At this point he would just... stop. Everything. You wouldn't see him come out of that room for months, and possibly would (could?? He hypothetically?) Starve to death.

Also Postpartum phycosis would get his ass SO hard.

I hate how my brain is like "haha funny idea- *insert realistic tragedy* its upsetting...

#alpha omega beta #aob au #deadpool and wolverine #poolverine #logan howlett #wade wilson #trans wade wilson #ftm deadpool

Cw: free use

Gonna piss off all of the "Stop treating Logan like a werewolf" people by saying that Im thinking about that one thing I saw mentioning how Logan's world was Aob but Wade's isn't so with the lack of omega pheromones makes it easier for his evert day life and this is part of the reason he's so 'competitive' with other males that he thinks is an Alpha or thinks wants to take Wade from him.

Wade will hang out with Peter parker, come back home to see Logans hair slicked back, take out on the table and Logan standing there with a big arrangment of flowers. The first time he did it, Wade thought he was going to propose and cried (which freaked Logan out)

"I-.. i got these for you.." and when he hugs him logan subconsciously just starts sniffing him.

Well- Lo los been doing this for weeks now so Wade just stands there, humming and hugging his flowers, letting Logan sniff as he pleases.

Once he knows, it sends him into a giggle fest, trying not to squeal. "Logan!! You don't have to do all this, peanut, im yours, I swear."

Well, big man here thinks he's just so sly, having this internal rivalry with people who didn't even know about his her... 'problem' but he liked to think of it like his secret weapon. According to Wade, no one else has one, which makes him special- which means Wade won't leave him.

And why would he? Logan is a great partner for him, and he's obsessed with the way he growls at the new deli man when he gives Wade extra olives.

You ever get kicked out of a subway bathroom and banned because of olives? Wade has. Lets just hope the deli dosn't ban them next.

#alpha omega beta #aob au #pissing off the “logans a human” truthers this morning #deadpool and wolverine #poolverine #logan howlett #wade wilson #deadpool #deadpool 3 #wolverine #deadclaws #mates #alpha logan #beta wade #almost everyone is a beta here and its confusing logan like crazy #knot

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whiskeyandcigarsmoke

I really want to talk about Logan.

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This is one of MARVEL’s MOST sexualized characters. EVER. Like his sexiness is a punchline we all know and love
But I feel like a lot of the times, we ignore the times Logan was SA on screen???
Mystique pretending to be Jean is one
Viper coming onto him in his sleep is two
And like???? NO ONE talks about how he copes with that
Idk if Logan even knows how to cope with that
But like, I think part of how he copes with it is a very common way SA victims tend to cope - and that’s hypersexualization of the SELF
He doesn’t know anything ELSE but that so he’s just kinda like “okay maybe that feeling will go away if I just…. Force it to.”
And the fandom ignores that he’s got SO many issues. Like dude is madly traumatized.
He needs THERAPY before a goddamn relationship
Idk I’m just rambling and I felt like this was important to notice.
Men can be victims of SA too.

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There's an implication He's been raped in the comics!!

The more similar him and wade get the weirder things are..

#wade wilson #deadpool and wolverine #poolverine #logan howlett #deadpool #deadpool 3 #wolverine #deadclaws

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