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I don’t know why the fuck these don’t have more notes. This is amazing. Part III, the PAIN on Sirius’s face. God. GOD. Heartbreaking. Earth shattering. It’s perfect.
WHY MUST YOU HURT ME SO
HOLY SHIT EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU NEEDS TO LOOK AT ALL THESE PARTS I’M CRYING
I will forever lament that Voldemort never saw the note Regulus left him before he died. Imagine how mad he’d have gotten, realising someone who had completely slipped under his radar and who he had never really given any thought had figured out his secret and stolen a part of his soul. And he wouldn’t even be able to take it out on Regulus, who was gone where no one could reach him, a place where Voldemort, most of all, feared.
something we agreed we like about uncle vernon is that despite like, personally suffering at the hands of wizards pretty significantly (dudley’s tail, marge), vernon is like, always ready to fuck with wizards? like he is SO SCARED of them but he’s always ready to fight? please take this moment to imagine uncle vernon meeting voldemort
Neville shouted “Oh my God, I’ve killed Harry Potter!” in his fourth year, which means at 14 years old he was already confident that he was more competent than Lord Voldemort
This will never not be funny.
WHAT IF WHEN DRACO FACES A BOGGART VOLDEMORT COMES OUT BECAUSE DRACO DOESNT HAVE A CHOICE WITH VOLDEMORT
What if you didn’t hurt my soul with these words? *cries*
If I were Harry Potter I would have addressed Voldemort as “Tim Riddle.” He’d be like “IT’S TOM RIDDLE. ALSO, IT’S NOT TOM RIDDLE, IT’S VOLDEMORT.” Ahahaha classic Tim.
always reblog classic Tim
modern au where instead of dark marks voldemort just mass texts the skull emoji to summon the death eaters.
i didn’t reblog this original post but then this new comment happened and i can’t deal
Holy crap so I just thought of this?? Amortentia smells like the things you love most, right? So if Voldemort is incapable of love, would that potion just have no scent to him? That’s so sad??
He doesn’t even have a nose, what difference does it make???
this went from sorta sad to spit-my-tea-out hilarious so fast my head spun
i can’t believe that in some point in time someone basically said ‘oh wow wouldn’t it be cool if we ignored the entire message behind the last eight movies and completely diminished the profound significance of voldemort dying as a mortal man, as tom riddle, and instead had him disintegrating into dandruff and floating away because it’d look kinda cool in 3D’ and other people agreed with them
Thank
What do you think watching a romantic comedy with Voldemort would be like?
I’m sorry omg I’m laughing so hard right now wtf I don’t even know what to do about this hahhahahaha
It took a while for “Voldemort” to catch on…
Born to die
How fitting lol
Hey Mama. YES.
MAGIC MAN BY HEART LOL I’M DYING
“...And Harry, with the unerring skill of the Seeker, caught the wand in his free hand as Voldemort fell backward, arms splayed, the slit pupils of the scarlet eyes rolling upward. Tom Riddle hit the floor with a mundane finality, his body feeble and shrunken, the white bands empty, the snakelike face vacant and unknowing. Voldemort was dead, killed by his own rebounding curse, and Harry stood with two wands in his hand, staring down at his enemy’s shell.” (May 2nd 1998, Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Ch. 36, Pg. 743-744).
In other words, I’m so unprepared to deal with the chills and tears that the posts for the 17th anniversary of the Battle of Hogwarts will bring.
History of Magic meme | [1/1] Villain
Tom Marvolo Riddle (31 December, 1926 – 2 May, 1998), later known as Lord Voldemort, was a half-blood wizard and considered by many to be the most powerful Dark Wizard of all time. The son of wealthy Muggle Tom Riddle Senior and witch Merope Gaunt, he was orphaned and raised in a Muggle orphanage, which remained his permanent residence through his 1938-1945 attendance at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. He was a member of Slytherin house.
