the bed was the canvas; we were the art.

fake dating to lovers is nice but married for non-romantic reasons to lovers is next fucking level

you can evade those taxes but you can’t evade your feelings

actually my question is why anyone travels by broom/floo powder when they can just. apparate.

90% of the reasons why any of the wizards in Harry Potter do anything is purely for the Aesthetic™️. A device that allows you to communicate in text with another person instantly? Pff. Owls are cooler. A channel that updates you with news events as they happen? No thanks. Moving newspapers look funky as fuck. A small bag with an undetectable extension charm so students can travel light? Um,,, but trunks??? Are??? Vogue???

Enemies-to-lovers, but instead of featuring a villain redemption arc, the heroic one is getting progressively more corrupt, unhinged and fucked up, and the one who was originally the clear-cut villain out of the two is just like "well mark me down as scared and horny"

you ever read a fanfic and just sit back and think...someone wrote something THIS good... and then just....published it on the internet....for free.....

“accidental co-parents of the found family group to lovers” is an underrated trope that i really want to see more of

but uGH book!harry was so passionate and charismatic and witty and sarcastic and a natural leader and he didn’t fucking need ginny to yell at a group to stfu to get them to listen to him because if harry wanted you to listen he would MAKE YOU FUCKING LISTEN because when he was angry he was intimidating as fuck and he had this intensity about him like he was usually pretty chill and laid back and up for a laugh but you knew if you really pissed him off he might kill you because he had so much inner rage because of his shitty life and sometimes he would explode and he also had an ego like he was humble but also arrogant at times and he could be such a douche but also super nice and like he’ll save your life but he won’t bother being your friend because who the fuck are you to him really and jesus fucking christ HE WAS SO INTERESTING and movie!harry is like blandass oatmeal with no flavor like he was just such a flat character with no charisma NEVER FORGET WHAT THEY DID TO HARRY.

REFUSE to CONFORM to SOCIETAL NORMS, GENDER ROLES, or the HARRY POTTER EPILOGUE

id be so fucked at hogwarts like i can barely climb normal stairs let alone that death trap

REFUSE to CONFORM to SOCIETAL NORMS, GENDER ROLES, or the HARRY POTTER EPILOGUE

ignoring canon because i simply do not vibe with it

me, gracefully pushing canon out the window : this does NOT SPARK JOY