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"I found in her all the answers I hadn't thought to ask." (x) Hannah | Hufflepuff (She/They) The moon of my life.
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what if the word “floozy” is actually borrowed from wizards and it’s a contraction of floo-easy - someone whose floo sees a lot of action or who uses the floo a lot bc it’s a private, quiet way of getting right into someone’s house for a quick…visit?

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50 questions 1: What would you name your future daughter? 2: Do you miss anyone? 3: What if I told you that you were pretty? 4: Ever been told “it’s not you, it’s me”? 5: What are you looking forward to in the next week? 6: Did you go out or stay in last night? 7: How late did you stay up last night? 8: Honestly, has anyone seen you in your underwear in the past 3 months? 9: What were you doing at 12:30 this afternoon? 10: Have you ever told somebody you loved them and not actually meant it? 11: Could you go for the rest of your life without drinking alcohol? 12: Have you pretended to like someone? 13: Could you go the rest of your life without smoking a cigarette? 14: Is there one person in your life that can always make you smile? 15: Is it hard for you to get over someone? 16: Think back five months ago, were you single? 17: Have you ever cried from being so mad? 18: Hold hands with anyone this week? 19: Did your last kiss take place in/on a bed? 20: Who did you last see in person? 21: What is the last thing you said out lot? 22: Have you kissed three or more people in one night? 23: Have you ever been to Paris? 24: Are you good at hiding your feelings? 25: Do you use chap stick? 26: Who did you last share a bed with? 27: Are you listening to music right now? 28: What is something you currently want right now? 29: Were your last three kisses from the same person? 30: How is your heart lately? 31: Do you wear the hood on your hoodie? 32: When was the last time a member of the opposite sex hugged you? 33: What do people call you? 34: Have you ever wanted to tell someone something but didn’t? 35: Are there any stressful situations in your life? 36: What are you listening to right now? 37: What is wrong with you right now? 38: Love really is a beautiful thing huh? 39: Do you make wishes at 11:11? 40: What is on your wrists right now? 41: Are you single/taken/heartbroken/confused/waiting for the unexpected? 42: Where did you get the shirt/sweatshirt you’re wearing? 43: Have you ever regretted kissing someone? 44: Have you hugged someone within the last week? 45: Have you kissed anyone in the last five days? 46: What were you doing at midnight last night? 47: Do you miss the way things were six months ago? 48: Would you rather sleep with someone else or alone? 49: Have you ever been to New York? 50: Think of the last person who said I love you, do you think they meant it?

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pembroke

okay so i know ron goes on to help george out at WWW but i sort of love the idea of him primarily being a stay at home dad, at least before rose and hugo go to hogwarts

and i’m still baffled at wizarding education before age 11 so i imagine that hermione would want her kids to get as much schooling as possible before hogwarts and sends them to muggle schools

are you kidding me this is perfect he’d be so proud to stay home with the kids while his wife kicks ass in her career like people would ask “what have you been doing” and he’d be like “did you see that front page article about my wife isn’t she amazing”

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sideraclara

no but bi harry deliberately fucking with ron like they’re at christmas dinner or w/e and harry just goes “you know ron i’m in love with your sister and everything but if bill was single…goddamn. i’d go there”

bill winks across the table at harry

ron screams

“GODDAMN IT YOU CAN’T TAKE ALL MY SIBLINGS, HARRY.”

“Don’t worry, Ron, you can keep Percy.”

I FUKCGIN PISSED MYSELF

Oh God…and Harry flirting shamelessly with Fred and George and them flirting back just to piss Ron off…..I need it

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drarry-queen

Ron wakes up to harry wearing a different Weasleys sweater every morning

Gimme a fanfic!

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fiendfyred

So if The Mortal Instruments can get turned into a movie and then get turned into a TV show three years later, I think we can have Harry Potter TV show WITH THE FOLLOWING CONDITIONS:

  • Sarcastic, messy-haired Harry with eyes that actually match his mother’s
  • Loyal, brave, smart, AND funny Ron (not comedic relief Ron)
  • Flawed perfectionist Hermione who follows too close to the rules, makes color coded study schedules, drives Ron and Harry up the wall, is sometimes a goody-two shoes, and has some serious insecurities with regard to her academic ability
  • SPEW
  • Peeves
  • Sarcastic, popular, badass Ginny
  • REGULUS BLACK
  • Accurate Marauder era portrayal
  • Neville visiting his parents at St. Mungo’s
  • Harry smashing Dumbledore’s office
  • REGULUS BLACK
  • Winky
  • Kreacher’s full story
  • SPEW because the oppression of house elves in the books is such a huge deal. It was, essentially, what killed Sirius, and the alliance of house elves on both Voldy’s side and Harry’s side made significant impacts on the outcome of the prophecy.
  • Phineas Nigellus
  • “Have a biscuit, Potter.”
  • “There’s no need to call me sir, Professor.”
  • Ginny and Harry bonding over the fact that they’re the only two people who have been possessed by Voldemort.
  • Dumbledore’s full backstory
  • REGULUS BLACK
  • “It screws the other way.”
  • Harry disguised as Barry Weasley at the wedding and talking to Viktor Krum about Gregorovitch
  • “Give her hell from us, Peeves.”
  • The brain room in the Department of Mysteries
  • The time room in the Department of Mysteries
  • Blast-ended Skrewts
  • Rita Skeeter being an Animagus
  • CHARLIE WEASLEY
  • Percy’s full story
  • Actually give Fred’s death justice by showing it because FRED AND PERCY
  • All of Tom Riddle’s memories
  • REGULUS BLACK
  • Tonks’s patronus
  • Neville being the potential Chosen One
  • REGULUS BLACK

Feel free to add.

yes

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otpisms

OTP Idea #130

Imagine Person A has a diary where they write a lot about Person B, then Person B finds it.

Imagine Draco spent the last six years writing about absolutely everything and most of his entries focused around Harry. Now imagine Harry found it and started reading it because “ooh now I can one-up Malfoy” and then he realizes that it’s all about him and how desperately Draco’s in love with him and then he confronts Draco and they fall in love and Draco doesn’t become a death eater and everyone lived happily ever after.

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