my booyyyy (cleaned up these sketches as procrastination)

My idea of flirting is making fun of each other until one of us fucks up and says something nice.

Ginny, Hermione and Tonks

James n lil baby Harry playing with the snitch (in matching pjs, of course)

”‘Could I- could I say goodbye to him, sir?’ asked Hagrid.

He bent his great, shaggy head over Harry and gave him what must have been a very scratchy,whiskery kiss. Then, suddenly, Hagrid let out a howl like a wounded dog.”

                                    -Harry Potter and the Philosopher’s Stone, page 17

it’s sort of “hey viria, now go, draw us how do you think Sirius would have felt on Grimmauld place..”

and yeah, Kurt Cobain’ s photo was perfect for it.

THANK YOU!

look unless a love triangle ends in a healthy, consensual polyamorous relationship, I don’t want to see it! it doesn’t exist in my eyes

House elves finding blades/razors/etc and leaving nice little notes to the owners telling them that they’re beautiful

House elves figuring out which students aren’t eating and gently leaving small treats near their beds

House elves having a stash of chocolate/comfort food for students when they have anxiety attacks or breakdowns

House elves taking care of the students

House elves reporting bullying to McGonagall

House elves waking students up from nightmares and calming them down

House elves finding homework on the Common Room floor and secretly putting it back in the student’s bag while they are on their way to class

House elves being ‘student savers’

I’m not crying you’re crying

HP Aesthetics: Luna Lovegood / Ginny Weasley, 90’s GalPal AU

SCREAMS INTO OBLIVION

I texted my ex when I was drunk the other night but this isn’t one of those stories where I bitterly sent him an “I hate you” or an “I want you back” text, I LITERALLY TEXTED HIM TRIVIA ABOUT MCGONAGALL???

YOU THINK I’M JOKING BUT I’M NOT EVEN??

MINNIE MCGEE

I’M CRYING. I’m so proud of this person

Goals

Shh you muggle

okay but imagine a sixth year lily evans doing research for her muggle studies class (”i want to know what hogwarts is teaching about my people” is what she tells the confused) and she comes across the name henry potter, who championed muggle rights during a muggle world war and she pauses at the name and knows that it can only mean one thing, but she asks him anyway

and james is just like “yeah he’s my grandfather. rad, isn’t it? i want to be just like him” and he smiles and asks what else she found about about henry and the whole time lily is like “shit shit shit SHIT hes perfect”

I honestly didn’t think I could find anymore joy from the Pottermore update about the Potters, having fangirled over it so hard, but now here we are.

I NEVER KNEW I NEEDED THIS OH MY GOD THOSE DURMSTRANG BOYS WOULD PAMPER HIM SO HARD AND SHOW HIM THE WAYS OF KISSING

FlitGrid. A True Love Story.

It had been a tough day teaching for Rubeus Hagrid, first off a boy named Neville had been bitten by a flobberworm and had fainted, then a group of seventh years had thought it would be funny to release the Skrewts, and on to top it all off, Draco Malfoy had egged his house. Luckily the day was almost over and it was time for dinner, so Hagrid put on his coat, threw fang a steak and headed up to the great hall.

All the food looked delicious but Hagrid just couldn’t seem to cheer up. He was staring gloomily into his soup when an Owl landed in front on him and dropped a letter. On the front of it was written, “To Rubeus” with a love heart underneath it. Hagrid smiled, as he knew it was from. He opened it up excitedly and read to himself,

“Hey,

You look down,

Everything Okay?

Love Filius.”

Hagrid looked down the table at the love of his life and smiled. Professor Filius Flitwick also knew how to cheer him up. Hagrid took up his quill and sent back,

“I’m feling happee now thanks too yoo.

Come down later for a cup of tea?

Love Rubeus.”

Hagrid gave the letter to Minerva and asked her to pass it down the table to Filius. Minvera was curious as to what it said but doesn’t like to peek into the business of the two lovers. She could see the love they had for each other was strong, and she was jealous that she didn’t have anything like that. She scanned the room after she had passed the letter on and met the eyes of Colin Creevey, “gotta get me some of that,” she thought too herself.

Filius opened up the letter and squeaked with joy, he yelled out too Hagrid, “I’ll be there!” Hagrid now had a ferocious appetite and conquered all the food within 2 metres of him. He was feeling exhilarated and headed home to clean up.

Hagrid was sitting at home and was about to send an owl to Filius telling him to come down when there was a knock on the door. He opened the door to find first year student Harry Potter and his friends standing there. “Hagrid we need to talk to you.” Said Harry. “Nope sorry, I am in no mood to entertain today,” and began too close the door when they said, “We know about the Philosophers Stone!” Hagrid opened the door again and paused for a few seconds, then said “No, Fuck Off I’m busy!” And with that he slammed the door in their faces. He waited for them to disappear up the path and then sent the owl.

He put the kettle on when he noticed Filius’s small, supple, and tight body making its way down too his house. There was a knock on the door and Hagrid hurried over to the door, anxious to see Filius. He opened it and picked up the small man. He kissed his head and pulled him into a tight embrace. Filius was almost crying with joy, as it had been nearly 24 hours since he had felt Hagrid’s warm embrace, and stroked his furry beard. The embrace ended and they both moved to the table with their cups of tea.

“I have a present for you.” Said Filius. “Oh your too kind, you didn’t have to do that,” Said Hagrid, looking into Filius’s eyes lovingly. “Nonsense,” Said Filius as he pulled a big Green Egg shaped object out of his pocket. “Oh no you didn’t?! Is this what I think it is?!” Yelled Hagrid. “It is.” Said Filius, overjoyed at Hagrid’s reaction. “You know I’ve wanted one of these forever!”Hagrid put the dragon egg down and looked into Filius’s eyes. He leaned in and kissed Filius’s soft lips, that tasted of strawberries. Hagrid’s hand moved to Filius’s leg as he leaned in closer. Filius’s hands both moved to Hagrid’s beard, stroking it and pulling on it roughly, as he continued to kiss Hagrid. He had missed the half giants smell all day. Ahhhhh, Lavender, Filius thought to himself.

Rubeus picked up the little man and took him into his bedroom. Hagrid layed down and Filius got on top. Filius took off his hat and it was almost too much for Hagrid too handle. Filius was about to remove his pants when Hagrid noticed Fang sitting in the corner of the room. “Wait,” He said. He got up and took Fang outside, he was too young to see what was about too happen. Hagrid removed his socks and went back into the room…

icanhelpyouthere

“He put the kettle on when he noticed Filius’s small, supple, and tight body making its way down too his house. There was a knock on the door and Hagrid hurried over to the door, anxious to see Filius. He opened it and picked up the small man. He kissed his head and pulled him into a tight embrace. Filius was almost crying with joy, as it had been nearly 24 hours since he had felt Hagrid’s warm embrace, and stroked his furry beard. The embrace ended and they both moved to the table with their cups of tea.”

Alright guys, I think the pinnacle of crack!ships/crack!fics has just happened. I’m crying from laughter. 

I went to Harry Potter wikia to look up Lily’s birthday for my fanfiction when I noticed something a little strange.

Just some casual biographical information, right?

But then I noticed something a little upsetting…

…

WHY!?