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the bed was the canvas; we were the art.

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"I found in her all the answers I hadn't thought to ask." (x) Hannah | Hufflepuff (She/They) The moon of my life.
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Having Mr. Weasley as a father-in-law must have been the easiest thing in the world. Whenever Harry wanted to score points, he just needed to do any of the following:

  • drive him to a carwash
  • take him on a field trip to the Muggle post office
  • HARDWARE STORE OMFG
  • “I hope you like your new outdoor barbecue, dad!”
  • vending machines
  • first plane ride (making sure Mr. Weasley gets his junior pilot wings)
  • Segway tours. Mr. Weasley on a Segway is now my new favorite visual.
  • any as-seen-on-TV gadget: Slap-Chop, Super Shammy, Paint Zoom, Mr. Lid, NuWave
  • get him one of those banks that automatically separates the Muggle coins according to type
  • leaf blower. just show him a fricking leaf blower.
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