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Various Stuff I Find

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Plagg is my spirit animal, MLB & HTTYD cure my depression, & Gen -Z humor is the only humor. Thanks for coming to my Ted-Talk.
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sleepystralings

This is a reminder to:

  • Never mention a possible pregnancy/abortion to anyone, especially not through a social media app messaging service such as messenger, WhatsApp, Instagram DMs, Snapchat, etc.
  • Delete all period tracking apps and to start tracking using a planner or physical calendar
  • Book appointments for a form of birth control if possible, or to always carry condoms for yourself and other
  • Look into sterilization options if that is the route you want to go down (here is a list of 1000 doctors willing to sterilize you without a fight)
  • Protect your fellow person, protect the women in your life, the queer people, the disabled people, everyone will be affected by this

Form communities. Tell your people that you love them. Protect one another. Check in on one another. None of us are alone.

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absolxguardian

Since paying with cash these days can be difficult, most grocery stores sell visa gift cards, which can be used anywhere a debit card would be accepted. And you can put any name you want on it when you do. This doesn't completely get rid of a paper trail, but for doing certain activities, it will make it harder for the authorities to even want to look into you in the first place.

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medinaquirin

The "if you voted for Trump unfollow me" posts are returning, but given then general makeup of your average tumblr user I think there's a different message I'd like to give.

If you didn't vote because "both parties are the same" or "it won't make a difference" or because Kamala wasn't the pure and perfect leader that you wanted or you "didn't want blood on your hands", honestly whether or not you follow me doesn't make a damned bit of difference. But I want you to look. Take a good look at the despair around you right now. And every godforsaken thing that follows I want you to fucking look. Look and know that you could have helped prevent it. We still haven't recovered from his last four years, the world hasn't fucking recovered, and now we're staring down the barrel of god knows how many more years and a river of fucking blood to come along with it.

But your pride and your principles were more important to you than the actual real fucking world we live in.

I hope, if nothing else, that you can take this in. I hope you learn. I hope you grow. I hope you find it in you to realize that in this country they soak our hands in blood the second we take our first breath and the only thing that matters then is what you fucking do with them. What you fight for. Who you fight for. Who you defend.

I hope you wake up. And you step up. And you fucking fight.

But until then. Don't you fucking dare look away.

#us elections#politics#remember this fear#remember this outrage#because those of us who voted for harris will#and if you didn’t#you’re part of the problem#this is your fault#and we won’t forget it#look around you#for once#and VOTE
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zarla-s

so i was going through an old box of stuff and found a bunch of random cds including one that just had "the gnomes" written on it and it has some of the worst music i've ever heard like, jesus

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