tumblrinas need to see this

i hate when people call me on the phone like this is for my mom only....

I downloaded the sex mod which took 1 hour to get to work and when i had sex with him my screen jittered and there were stock moaning sounds and i got one xp

two of the sexiest lines in this game fr

LUCANIS & SPITE

feeling romantic tonight so please stay away from me

friendships end. relationships end. fictional man whos doing even worse than you is forever

Poll time because I enjoy community polls and seeing the result

Your first or main Rook

sick of all this "chumby friendshaped huggable snoft dad bod thicc boi" bullshit. just say you want to fuck fat men and mean it, you little picrew cunts.

the problem with dating apps is there’s no yearning… i feel like true romance involves a little crush and some longing for at least a month or so instead of going straight for a date with someone who doesn’t even know or care about u at all

been watching Star Trek for the first time. i really like how this queen is constantly talking about how glad he is he doesnt have illogical unnecessary emotions before viciously reading some rando egg for filth and turning around and walking off borderline teeheeing

bro is Titilated

datv bitching about That Man in light of the art I saw earlier

This literally is Javik all over again because I'm grumpily writing a romance fix it fic in my docs rn

i really don’t think it’s “typical dragon age fandom nonsense” for people to be genuinely upset about the world state choices. combat, level design, art direction, gameplay gimmicks, those have all varied across each dragon age game. the one thing that’s remained constant are nods to our previous choices.

i wasn’t expecting my HoF to come riding in on a griffon, but i can’t find a monument dedicated to warden tabris somewhere around the anderfels? lucanis couldn’t have some lines about the time that one arainai boy was stirring up trouble in antiva city? you’re gonna tell me that making a mage the new divine wouldn’t have some impact on nevarra and antiva? on the anderfels, the supposed most devout militant andrastian nation in thedas? you’re saying nobody in the north is paying attention to who rules orlais or ferelden? come on.

so it turns out the reason none of our previous choices matter is because all of southern thedas has been destroyed by the blight and every character we came to care about is probably dead. and also the illuminati control everything. welcome back mass effect 3 ending