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Joyous Wet Beast Wednesday to those who observe.

Jesus fucking Christ this thing jump scared me.

Given their usual speed, it would likely be a highlight of this beasts entire life to know it had ever jump scared someone.

If they wrote a Christmas Carol today Tiny Tim would have blue hair and be named Tiny They/Them and always be on the damn ipad

no he wouldn't

please stop misgendering tiny they/them

stop fucking using the word psychotic to describe bad behaviour and violence already god fucking damn it

oh my god i’m so tired psychotic does not mean violent it does not mean angry or erratic. it refers to a person suffering from psychosis, a loss of touch with reality that includes hallucinations and/or delusions. psychotic people are not inherently violent and y'all need to understand how much stigma you create when you again and again incorrectly use the word psychotic without even thinking about it

would appreciate if non-psychotic people could reblog this

“Memory and Delusion” by Shirley Jackson

neurospicy was an activity enjoyed by much of the 21st century usamerican middle class, related to the contemporary practices of "astrology," "psychiatry," and "phrenology." Practitioners, known as "neurospices" (singular neurospex) would attempt to categorize people through observation and consultation with the "Diesemfive," their holy book. It is said a particularly skilled neurospex could perfectly and accurately divine the conditions of another person from a single tumblr post.

Follow for the same picture of a rock every day

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are you going to give my number to all the kids and tell them it's santa's hotline

Why ... why are you posting a 2015 Facebook Boomer-ass meme?

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