"Ok, ma'am that'll be $226.03."

I take my wallet out of my pocket and unfold it. It is empty other than a single moth that lazily flies out. The moth lands on the tap point of the card reader. There's a beat, and my payment is processed. The moth flies back into my wallet and I put it back in my pocket.

If you want your own mugs you can go buy them >:(

not to brag but im halfway done filling my basement with gasoline💪

See this, this is what I like about TikTok. Little moments like this

Apple.

BEST QUEER MEDIA TOURNAMENT FINAL ROUND!!!!!

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prev tags soooo true

ok i regret not unmuting this earlier

Oh boy I'm having such a fun time tonight in this old run down mansion! I really think there is no spirit or specter who could spook me tonight

The nefarious poltergeist:

my parents trying to figure out what to get me for christmas

airplanes should play videos of meat processing basically nonstop with no means of volume control or turning off the screen

airplanes should be made of meat and they should groan in pain as the pilot flogs them with a cruel barbed lash to make them go

they should come by with a drink cart and serve us cups of tepid bile

apparently theres a tiktok challenge this fall whwre you crossdress for the rest of your life wnd you change your name and everyone thinks youre co cool

You should try it.

"That was beneath me" is such a delightfully funny way to apologise. Like yeah I did something shitty that I regret doing, and I'm ready to admit to both of those points, but you're shitting squirrels if you think I'm going to get off my moral high horse to do that.

I'M LEAVING

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is it ok to ask what this purchase was about or

I was trying to find yaoi themed candy on etsy to send a friend and one of the mystery box things came in three sizes

now that I think about it I literally should have lied and said "a dildo" to save face because that's way more normal