STAR WARS: THE RISE OF SKYWALKER (2019) + letterboxd reviews insp.
-JJ 🤡 Abrams
JJ Abrams:
Twitter:
But of course the dude still doesn’t understand the crux of the issue even though the fanbase has made it very public.
this is genuinely the funniest moment in all of Star Wars not out of comedy but nothing will make me scream laugh like this
it is 9:14am, I haven’t slept yet, and I have the urge to share a very specific grievance I have against TROS: why did they make up the Sith Wayfinder when holocrons exist?!
This has definitely already been done...
Happy THE RISE OF SKYWALKER 1th Anniversary! — December 19, 2019
I can’t believe Ben had to mentally fabricate a memory of Han because every Force ghost in the galaxy is awful and a hypocrite.
THIS! 👆💔😞
anyone find the spanish dub of tros bc apparently it could fix everything
THE RISE OF SKYWALKER
2019, dir. J.J. Abrams
Sometimes I think about TLJ Rey and Ben and I'm like "yes, this could work" and then I remember how she fucking killed him in TROS.
Both felt that Leia was dying, Ben stopped fighting and dropped his saber and Re* fucking stabbed him with his own saber.
She felt his mother dying. She knew he felt it too.
She sensed his grief, his devastation and his hopelessness because he would never see his mother again. He could never go back home now because his "home" just died.
He was broken and hurt and she sensed that. She saw his weakness and she FUCKING STABBED HIM WITH HIS OWN SABER.
“Star Wars was built and branded around the Skywalker name, a legacy of the righteous Queen of Naboo and the Chosen One, princess and best pilot in the galaxy and all passed down to the little prince. I have no problem with Rey taking the Skywalker name at the end of the film, if it wasn’t for how the life and legacy of Ben was handled. No mention of him after his death, no recognition that the infamous Kylo Ren had come home like his mother always thought he would, nothing but a few seconds in Rey’s arms until he disappeared. He didn’t get a funeral like his grandmother and grandfather before him, no homage to his sacrifice was mentioned. He didn’t even appear as a force ghost in his family’s home as a final goodbye and to give closure to the Skywalker legacy. Disney had so much potential for this trilogy, for Ben Solo, and instead they gave it to Rey without even honoring the Skywalker lineage. It was a pathetic end for a story line that’s been going on since 1977.”
–Ayanna Branham, ‘The Tragedy of Ben Solo’ (Comicbook Debate)
Everyone who saw the movie:
TLJ: rey’s parents were nobodies. she doesn’t descend from some ancient bloodline. her strength is not attributed to some (male) ancestor, it comes solely from herself.
TROS: *makes rey a palpatine*
me:
TLJ: rey’s parents were bad people who sold her. this is thematically important to her whole arc about finding her identity. in order to grow and mature as a character, she must let go of the idealised picture of her parents she has in her head and the harmonious infancy she never had. she wants her parents to be good, noble people, and by having them be bad nobodies, we force her to change and grow, to create her own place in the universe/her own identity.
TROS: actually rey’s parents were G O O D P E O P L E who sold her to ~protect~ her uwu
me:
TLJ: we killed snoke to make room for the actually interesting conflict, the one between the conflicted supreme leader kylo ren and the resistance, his mother and rey.
TROS: *brings back palpatine*
me:
TLJ: the jedi failed. they were arrogant and stuck in their ways. they were so terrified of the dark side that they turned a blind eye to the darkness rising with palpatine. they deal in absolutes. it is time to let this flawed order die. we must learn from our past mistakes. failure is the greatest teacher.
TROS: rey is a jedi now
me:
TLJ: rey and kylo have a complicated relationship. they are beyond physically fighting each other, they now have to figure out their emotional conflict on how they are going to navigate their force bond connection and ambiguous feelings as supreme leader and resistance fighter.
TROS: *more lightsaber fight nonsense*
me:
TLJ: rose is a self-assured, determined character, an integral part of this story. she acts as moral authority to finn, helps him find his purpose in the resistance and embodies hope, resilience and fighting for the right cause.
TROS: *1:16 minutes of screen time*
me:
TLJ: rose and finn share a kiss
TROS: …y'all hear sumn?
me:
me @ disney, jj abrams, chris terrio or whoever is responsible for this mess:
“Star Wars was built and branded around the Skywalker name, a legacy of the righteous Queen of Naboo and the Chosen One, princess and best pilot in the galaxy and all passed down to the little prince. I have no problem with Rey taking the Skywalker name at the end of the film, if it wasn’t for how the life and legacy of Ben was handled. No mention of him after his death, no recognition that the infamous Kylo Ren had come home like his mother always thought he would, nothing but a few seconds in Rey’s arms until he disappeared. He didn’t get a funeral like his grandmother and grandfather before him, no homage to his sacrifice was mentioned. He didn’t even appear as a force ghost in his family’s home as a final goodbye and to give closure to the Skywalker legacy. Disney had so much potential for this trilogy, for Ben Solo, and instead they gave it to Rey without even honoring the Skywalker lineage. It was a pathetic end for a story line that’s been going on since 1977.”
–Ayanna Branham, ‘The Tragedy of Ben Solo’ (Comicbook Debate)
“All that matters to me is the love story”
He’s so full of shit his eyes are brown