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Jaynaé Marie

@iamjaynaemarie / iamjaynaemarie.tumblr.com

I am the author of "The Kingdom of the Woodland Realm Trilogy". I completed Book II: The Saga of Thranduil (two versions). I am currently on Book I: The Epic of Eryn Galen and Book III: The Last Tale of Legolas Lasgalen © 2015-2018.
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When I return to Facebook, I will wipe the page clean except for book/script/writing related posts, maintain a very select few groups (no more than 5), take absolutely no direct message from my personal page--TKWRT Page messages are exempt: so if you wish to talk to me on Facebook, just go over to https://www.facebook.com/tkwrtrilogyjmmiller/. I also take messages on Twitter at the moment. It may take a little longer to answer because I’m in the process of changing a lot of web pages so they are uniform across the board for the sake of The Kingdom of the Woodland Realm Trilogy. It’s a month long thing, so it’s taking some time. I apologize for that. I have over 20 web presences that deals with this book.

Naturally, all the elven royals are excited with Thranduil dragging them back into Middle-Earth.

Okay, most of them...maybe two? 

He’s just adorable, isn’t he?

Yeah.......moving on. 

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OH, @fortunatelyclevercandy…. Just so you know…I can’t unsee that–whatever that was…it’s stuck in my head for, oh, the rest my life on this earth…Wow..that was something…Well, if I could post that for a special person on Facebook that can’t stand me (or Lee Pace), my revenge will have been exacted. Brilliantly. Wow…that was just wow…I’m going to have insomnia for about another year or ever…wow…that was something….that was WoW. You think he actually makes love that way? I’m just curious: ARE YOU KIDDING ME?…WOW….every girl I know would lose it and never get it back. You have to wonder…WOW…that was…just WoW….ironically, that’s how I saw Thranduil doing “that”.

OH boy. Is that in any of the DVDs of Lee Pace I have so I can prepare myself or avoid buying it so I can live the rest of my life in relative obscurity in a convent in Scotland after converting to Catholicism and ask a priest for forgiveness for the thoughts that just ran through my head in less than a millisecond of seeing that?

Well, that just made Lee Pace the single most perfect human being ever put on this earth. WOW…There is not a girl on this earth that saw that and did not want to say his name instead of their significant other’s right now. Reminded me of so much of what I’m not getting and now don’t want because I have to hold up every moron I attract to that status. WOW…

Want to know what I probably look like right now?

Yes…definitely works for me right now…WOW…O.M.G….that was WOW. Great. My alter ego can do it like a champ. Wow….enough to make Queen Bey want to put a ring on it.

I’m never going to have sex again after that gif of Lee Pace…like his voice, my eyes now are irreversibly focused on that gif…wow…

Uhm… @iamjaynaemarie I’ve told it isn’t him but that that guy looks like him, right? However, if you need to move in a convent and ask a priest for forgiveness… well, ask for it to him ⬇

and repent… on your knees. 

Awe. Just to increase your sinful thoughts - you know that if I can be useful I’m always ready. This is him.

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It’s a good Sunday, today. ;) 

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Are you just trying to give me a heart attack, @fortunatelyclevercandy?

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