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Jaynaé Marie

@iamjaynaemarie / iamjaynaemarie.tumblr.com

I am the author of "The Kingdom of the Woodland Realm Trilogy". I completed Book II: The Saga of Thranduil (two versions). I am currently on Book I: The Epic of Eryn Galen and Book III: The Last Tale of Legolas Lasgalen © 2015-2018.
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Where in the world did Legolas go?

Relax, the story you know is true--a little. There is a slight teeny weeny change that---how should I say--keeps Legolas chilling in Gondor for some time. Ergo, Book III: The Last Tale of Legolas Lasgalen just got a teeny weeny bit longer than expected (or should I say unexpectedly).

Did anyone ask why Tumblr has no “underline”? Strike out yes...underline, why? Not everything requires hyperlink. Duh.

Moving on--

So I said that because it directly affects Book II: The Saga of Thranduil at this very moment as Legolas begins his trek home after the War of the Ring. It also leaves yet another door so wide open, you could drive the United Kingdom through it it if had 4WD: The possible return of his girlfriend, Mîráre Lasuil (good thing I caught it just now before the extended version moved toward its eventual end. This just makes it and the current one on the road of adding more pages thereby moving closer to 560+).

Leave it to Grandfather Tolkien to leave Middle-Earth so open, there are enough adventures to keep this thing going for I don’t know....

Though I am skeptical that the Estate would let Peter Jackson have another go at it, but they said nothing about directors, producers or even animators in the UK from doing as much. It’s a safe bet that if TKWRT were accepted by the Estate (first time in quite a while), it would be subject to who does what with it--more so for something like a novel. Estate authors own their works, but they are bound by certain things, I am sure (and there are at least two in their stable but they never wrote anything like TKWRT).

We’ve come to it--the great battle of our time: Or great question..

Who gets Thranduil Tárisil Oropherion, Elvenking of the Woodland Realm?

Oh, and the rest of the gang in the “rest” of the story...get ready: Eldarion is about to show up. Which is explains why Aragorn is in such a hurry--he forgot to pick his son up at Pre-School.

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Good news: That depends, really. How confused are you with elven genealogies? Trust me, it's about to get worse. Legolas is smiling because his little sister is about to gain a playmate. I decided his cousin Ardôr, son of Elranduil was too spoiled. And since his father mentioned he wouldn't mind a daughter after Isílriel was born, he gets to be more like Thranduil by adding his third child, Elwen. Now both Thranduil and Elranduil (whose mothers were sisters and very close) both have foster sons (Tarthôn and Orísil) biological sons (Legolas and Ardôr) and biological daughters (Isílriel and Elwen). It gets worse--Elenadar and Elenatar, twin sons of Fëaluin each have twin sons and they meet Elrond's twin sons Elrohir and Elladan in Book III @trenarnolegolaslasgalen But you won't see little Elwen until Book III: The Last Tale of Legolas Lasgalen (Extended version) because adding her now when she only slightly older than Isílriel would be impossible as Isílriel has reached pre-adolescence by the BOTFA in the current Book II:The Saga of Thranduil (Extended version). So she'll be in the paper version of that one. I would start keeping track because I have to attach this family tree to the one in Tolkien as Oropher is related to Amdir and Thranduil is related to Celeborn and how has already taken 3 months to work with since Book I will deal with Simarillion characters on top of a whole new group of elves. (So you may get to meet Galathil, brother of Celeborn and father of Nimloth who married Dior and had Elwing, mother of Elrond). You are about to drown in a sea of elves (and a few dwarves and men and maiar).😬 I hope you like elves. We've got more elves than Lindir can handle. Lots of baby elves, elven children, teen elves, twin elves and their twins sons, lots and lots and lots of elves. Boy, it's Elves R Us over here.

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Oh, joy. Net is acting weird again. The shock and awe of it all. Okay so, my counters are broken here. Twitter was doubling stuff up for some reason. Facebook--they’ve been on hiatus after their 1 billionth person signed up so weird is normal to them. It’s not you. It’s them. So if I lose something, chances are the net ate it. Again.

Yes, Thorin. It’s stuck. (You wonder if Erebor had the Ring Doorbell Security System would Smaug had gotten in).

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Thranduil got Paced:  I should turn this into a show on MTV, Get Paced.

The only reason I am calm right now is because I just woke up and focused my eyes. Now I’m going go do a few things calmly before I freak out. You see, I just got “paced” this morning, @fortunatelyclevercandy. Yep. It happens often, here, @peonies-and-poppies. You know. But today, it happened on Twitter, @leepacesweetfantasy. You know that place I got 51 followers now–most of them in 24 hours. Well, now I’ve been #lee pace on a retweet with Thranduil. If I didn’t have to watch Tumblr and my growing WordPress page and Facebook, now Twitter….well, It’s a perfect start to my day…..I don’t know what to say….I need coffee right now…oh, look..Daddy’s here..just told me he calls Lee Pace “stuff” because he’s hard to explain….but he likes him…now I have to take him home..panic attack later, it’s raining and I have to make sure dad doesn’t play in it.

TKWR Trilogy officially “Lee Pace”’d today on Twitter.

Really, really, really, really, really….uh oh..

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