Jaynaé Marie

I’m thinking a 🎄Christmas surprise...🤔

Maybe something for my 🎂 birthday on September 4...(no Beyonce--my day: mine)...🤔

How will Thranduil and Êlúriel handle Nenduîl and Tárimë together? Well, they did raise three kids (Tarthôn, Legolas and Isílriel)--what’s an extra set of twins to do? I might even let you meet Elwen (Elranduil and Ardúin’s daughter--Cousins Elranduil and Thranduil do everything together: adopt sons, have a boy and and a girl of their own; share a great-grandson Aranduil) before Christmas without waiting until the extended version of Book III: The Last Tale of Legolas Lasgalen. I’m feeling good--got some wonderful insights from Beren and Lúthien yesterday (oh, you have no idea) and I have a few new baby elves coming through (Baby Oropher is going to be adorable but even I can’t wait for Baby Thranduil (aka “Li’l Isilya). I wonder what Oropher’s nickname is going to be?

Baby Elves, Elven Children, Teen Elves--got them all. It’s the Secret Lives of Elves (in Middle Earth). You know I may get to have a cat in there? I don’t know yet--I’m just about to leave the Wild Wood and Lake Cuiviénen and make my way to Beleriand. Either way, I haven’t slept yet because I’m so excited. I just have to do something with The Kingdom of the Woodland Realm Trilogy for my Birthday...and Christmas (the last three weeks went so well). I do have extras, you might say. TONS of exclusives and extras and maybe a dragon or something, @mystarlightblr. I’m not that far yet, but I just ran into something creepy Orothôn’s going to have to deal with before the fall of Ondolindë (Gondolin). I am looking forward to Little Durin (last heir of Erebor) in Dale again, personally (and his buddy Bain, son of Bard II and Aurëwyn (whom just happens to be related to Êlúriel--if you’re confused now, the Appendix is about go from 15 pages to ????+). Shucks, I might spend more time with Aragorn again (coming up)...

[More time in Mirkwood...wow...]

Legolas: You look terrible...[again].

Tired of this stuff yet? You might be but I have relatives that just came back on Facebook...oh, really? Did not see that coming. Now as soon as I get some sleep, I can’t WAIT until you meet a few new elves soon. Amroth has a mommy (but it’ll be a while before you meet Baby Amroth--Baby Amdir, not so much). Baby Celeborn? Probably.

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Oh, God... @thegnotesots and @eeveningpostcomics Saturdays at 6pm...Fear the Funny.

[My contract says otherwise...] Thî, aníron nauth. Until I get some sleep, make a few phone calls, runs some errands, learn to read Tengwar, make an appointment and talk to my dad before returning.....Namárië.

26 hours until the Big Day--well, uh, not only their big day. That will be more like 32 hours for @thegnotesots. Everyone is excited.

Well, almost everyone. Thranduil is always ready. Everyone knows that. Am I ready?

But I have to do something before Oropher is born in Book I: The Epic of Eryn Galen I guess. Also more comics at @eeveningpostcomics because it’s Saturday, of course.

See you then, if you’re feeling lucky.

PJ: I want a clean shot, guys.

Thranduil: I want a cappuccino.

Bard: I want a Bugatti.

PJ: I want my set back.

Thranduil: First my cappuccino.

PJ: Now?

Bard: Uh, Peter…digging a hole.

Thranduil: Now’s good.

PJ: I can do that. I’ll have one of the crew go out and get one for you.

Bard: Peter…

Thranduil: I also want you to get Bard’s Bugatti.

PJ: What?

Bard: Blue. I really like blue.

Are you ready? You’d better be. @thegnotesots.

The continuing saga of The G-Notes: O.T.S. @thegnotesots is preparing to excavate this blog for the first season before the second season begins. The cast and crew are hard at work preparing for the antics of Thranduil, Elvenking of Mirkwood who somehow pilfered the set of The Hobbit Trilogy from its director--then unceremoniously made deal with Thorin Oakenshield and gave him possession of Erebor and now the director, Peter Jackson aka PJ, has to get one back before the other and Thorin loves his mountain--Smaug and all. What does Thranduil love? Oh, plenty of things. Shiny things. Silver and White things. His trailer. He loves his swords. He loves his armor, his hair, his wardrobe, his palace, his kingdom; we think he loves Legolas (TBA), his elves--some seen here taking a nap just waiting for the the first full season to be found so they can be ready for the new season. There’s three whole seasons they have to do. They could be sleep for a while. Looks pretty relaxing doesn’t it?

Legolas: Sleeping on the clock? Dad isn’t going to like this. I’d wake them up but that’s Tauriel’s job.

Tauriel: Since when?

Elrond: I get the feeling you prefer Mirkwood elves over Rivendell elves.

PJ: What are you talking about, Elrond?

Elrond: Well, they get designated nap times now from what I understand.

PJ: Not that I’m aware of. Everyone should be working right now.

Elrond: Peter, Thranduil never works around here.

PJ: Of course he does, Elrond. What makes you think that?

Elrond: He holds the all-time Middle-Earth record for sitting.

Thranduil: That’s not true. I hold the Middle-Earth record for looking the best while sitting. And the ones for standing, walking, running, sleeping and breathing.

Gandalf: Annoying. He forgot annoying, Radagast.

Radagast: And people wonder why I never entered Mirkwood.

The Movement of 1000 Memes: It is starting soon

They got too popular--and after being unceremoniously kicked off Middle-Earth Page on Facebook for defending Thranduil, well, let’s just say, a lot of the good stuff I won’t be able to share over there anymore. And like Thranduil, I do not go back once I’ve been dismissed.

Thranduil: Do I look like I care? If I start, please stop me.

I’ll think about a Facebook Page for the Following:

There is Elenya Evening Post Comics @eeveningpostcomics, where all the LOTR/HOBBIT things go.

Then there is The G-Notes: O.T.S. (On The Set) melodrama: Season Two just got real--SPOILER ALERT: Thranduil is winning @thegnotesots.

Of over 5,000 posts, in 17 months, 30% of them (est. 1500+ stories) are these two lovely “shows” and they are quite popular--so much so, now Facebook wants to be like you guys. They really love Aragorn.

Meanwhile: Book I: The Epic of Eryn Galen @tkwrtrilogy3 just begun and the extended version of Book II: The Saga of Thranduil @alttkwrtrilogyend continues. Book III: The Last Tale of Legolas Lasgalen @trenarnolegolaslasgalen got a facelift and an extended version @tkwrtrilogylasttale. We have at least 36 more months to go..

SPOILER ALERT: ADDED STUFF (all books). By stuff, I’m not saying yet but it’s canon, it’s unwritten and only here. I don’t now what’s there yet, but there may be a large creature in there somewhere.

Yeah, Gandalf is kinda large...and a creature. Just stayed tuned. This is all Thranduil’s fault.

This is where all the hilarious “On the Set” Stuff is going.

Thranduil: Can I go to sleep now or something...?