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Jaynaé Marie

@iamjaynaemarie / iamjaynaemarie.tumblr.com

I am the author of "The Kingdom of the Woodland Realm Trilogy". I completed Book II: The Saga of Thranduil (two versions). I am currently on Book I: The Epic of Eryn Galen and Book III: The Last Tale of Legolas Lasgalen © 2015-2018.
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It was a tumultuous weekend in which internet reception was scant at best due to Hurricane Harvey and my heart goes out to the victims, the survivors and to all the heroes rescuing and helping them put their lives back in order as best they can.

On Monday, I will release an updated (and more complete; some things were missing and some characters had incomplete entries) Character Appendix. Some of the characters from Book I will be included (more were added). As it is an on-going thing through the entire trilogy, it will periodically be updated, as I’m on a second book of three (w/two extended versions). This one, will get anyone up-to-date of what's going on right now.

It’s my birthday gift to readers. I haven’t had so much fun since “The Mindy Project” started following Thranduil (tkwrtrilogy) on Twitter (yeah, I don’t know what that was about). Or SIRI--really, I can’t talk to my iPhone anymore.

Let me be totally honest--I’m about as together as Phil with Marmaduke.

Yep. This is more me--with either one of my cats when I bathe them; yes I do bathe cats--start them as kittens and they’ll get used to it and do exactly what Marmaduke does anyway (and I’m thinking about a dog? I need a shrink). Those who can, do stuff I am too uncoordinated to do. I write so I can’t break anything.

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Good news–

Thranduil just got seen by the widow of the founder of the Mythopoeic Society. Oh, right I forgot. She and her husband were friends of J.R.R. Tolkien and still know the family. Did I mention they want to see him at Mythcon in July? I guess I’ll have to chaperone. You know how “Thrandy” gets when he’s by himself–he just takes over everything. Well, this now puts The Kingdom of the Woodland Realm Trilogy–Book II: The Saga of Thranduil book out of “what if” into “quite possibly” in less than 24 hours.

What would Lee Pace Do?

Good. But I had no doubts, I believe in the success of your book @iamjaynaemarie.

About your question. I think Lee would do what he hates to do most - he thinks tall men wouldn’t do it.

He would dance. He would do the happy dance. For you. 😊

Thank you, @fortunatelyclevercandy Uh, okay…um…well, about Lee….he’s very bouncy. 🙂😊😁😆🤣, Angel 😇…at least he’s got rhythm or something…okay. Looks like, umm, painful. Cute but painful.

It’s his way to dance. He dances like this. It’s the ‘Lee’s Dance’,  @iamjaynaemarie

Look

Look at this, too. This video is a gem ⬇

Do it yourself, too! Let’s do the ‘Lee’s Dance’!

Gandalf: “Bouncing, bouncing. Come on, Bilbo! Shake that hobbit butt!”

Legolas: “Let’s go hide yourself, people! No one shake the butt like me. I’m the dance king!!.”

Tauriel: “[…] He doesn’t lie.”

Dwarfs: “Go Bofur! Go! Go Bofur! Go!”

Fili: “They’re going crazy! What kind of mushrooms has they eaten?”

Kili: “Look at uncle Thorin!” LOL

Bard: “Your son-”

Thranduil: “Son? What son? I have no sons.”

You learned from the best. I have taught you well. Go forth, young Jedi. Share what you’ve learned with the world. So proud…so proud.😌

Stop it! I’m starting to love I mean like him again. 😖 Distraction…

I take that back….I am just insane…..I like Lee Pace…in a dress or in a car….twinkle twinkle little star….oh dear God, please stay right where you are…

I can’t take it anymore…who to blame…I’m coming for you…and I will tickle you, @fortunatelyclevercandy..

Ooohh! I’m scared!

Before you come here, @iamjaynaemarie you have something to see. Look what I’ve found on Pinterest right now! 

It is a thanks giving letter of Lee to the keeper of the panda base. He draws a panda! 🐼😀😁

OH, could he just STOP with the PERFECT?? Oh, If I was in my left mind (right side occupado right now) I would march over to wherever he is and…make him giggle..or something…I don’t know…hit him with a marshmallow? What do you think?

Uh no…wrong picture…

Okay really REALLY wrong…

I hate him…he’s KILLING ME…

Nope..

Bingo…Homie don’t play that cute Mr. Perfect, reading books and playing with pandas and being cute and having a rooster and a dog on a farm ad can cook! Who does he think he is? Lee Pace? Gawd! I’m going die by pacing. I know who’s paying for my funeral…mr. can take photos of the Scottish landscape like a bloody professional..sdjoteuirrwoehfo398r73972yt973yy19hrfw.

Nope. No, he can’t stop to be perfect. Sorry.

Lee: “Man, look at me. Had you any doubts?”

Lee: “I mean. Damn, I’m perfect!”

Lee: “Love me, @iamjaynaemarie. I want to snuggle.”

Are you just trying to break my heart and make me hungry for Funyun’s? Okay…that’s it…Lee has got to go…to sleep…or something…I mean, Superman took naps between saving the world and teasing Lois Lane.

While sitting on tables in a cafe … What was I talking about? Oh, right…no no no no no 

I can’t take that face anymore, you realize, @fortunatelyclevercandy You must be tickled…until you can’t stop and your sides hurt.

I just have to figure out which one gets to do it…Lee or Richard…hmmm…give me a minute…

Yep. Both…they have agreed…

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This is what I would do.. (:

I am still doing it, @leepace71 😊

Yeah, I look that bad, too...

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