Okay this was something silly I did. I started a YouTube channel! I would you guys please subscribe? That would mean the world to me!

I have a You Tube channel since… 2008 I think  . I don’t remember.  There’s no videos made by me. I’ve opened it because my brother convinced me. I used it to leave comments and for the giveaways (I’ve won two of them). Now, I’m not over there so often but I’ll take a look at your channel @storytimeteller1. 😊 

Becoming famous? 😁 Awesome. 😘 I want an autograph. @storytimeteller1

Imagine that Lee was in your bedroom watching you take your clothing off. Gazed by your beauty.

Ooooh…

Ummmm….yeah… @fortunatelyclevercandy Focus…😁

Uh huh…sure you are…tee hee… When’s my AMA? I don’t have a time zone for next Saturday or Sunday… @fortunatelyclevercandy Hello? Shiny boots…

I’m here, @iamjaynaemarie. Ok, I have the time zone for next Saturday - not Sunday. I noticed people tend to not be on net too much on Sunday. So, it will be Saturday, 22 July. The AMA will last 2 hours - not more - from 12pm (CST) to 2pm (CST), this is your time zone. It will be 5pm in London when you’ll begin the AMA. Teatime. :) 

People will need a hashtag to add to the questions - this will make it easier to you to understand who is participating in the interview. I thought it could be #AskTKWRT. You can’t use #AskThranduil or someone could think he is talking to Lee (he already used that hashtag for his AMA) and someone could ask you a selfie of Lee’s feet (they would say ‘for science’… Bah!). What would you do, then? Would you post a selfie of Aslan paws?! 😕

Do you have decided where to do it? IG isn’t the right place, I think and you can use only 140 types on Twitter. I think the TKWR page on Fb would be the right place to do it because it’s the official page of your book and because you would have space to answer. You could read the questions from your Twitter and from the Fb page - no IG, Tumblr, WordPress, Flickr or any other social media or you would go insane. Ignore them. You could answer on Fb and then post the link on Twitter to share them. This is just an idea but you decide how. Or you could answer the questions on Fb and on Twitter, simultaneously if you prefer. 

Short answers, no more than 5 lines for “silly” questions and no more than 10 lines for “technical” questions about the book. Don’t waste time reading comments while you are doing the AMA and don’t answer them, just read the questions with the hashtag and answer to those ones. Try to answer to the questions made by different people, not just from the same ones. 

Be calm, and DON’T BE SARCASTIC! I repeat, DON’T BE SARCASTIC! Remember, you aren’t obbliged to answer to every single questions, answer to those ones you want and until you can - just 2 hours, don’t forget it. Check the clock during the AMA and warn people when they’re 5 minutes out the interview. Oh, have a good time! :) 

Wow…😳 You are focused. 😳 Wow…You are good…Wow…😳 I like it. Wow…😳 @fortunatelyclevercandy Okay. I’ll do it..no sarcasm. I promise.

I told you I was focused.

Yes, you did. Sorry I doubted you. You’re amazing. 😘 Still working on that sarcasm thing. @fortunatelyclevercandy

Doubt me…. uhm…. It’s a thing that lot of people do with me, doubt me and underestimate me. Anyone do that, in fact. 😞

Whatever. They regret it later.

Well, I've often followed your advice without saying much and never regretted it. Who knew you could handle such a monumental task? I know seasoned Hollywood professionals no where near the detail and precision you have come up with in organizing something like this and I've dealt with the best publicists in the industry representing the biggest stars. Any actor worth his talent would hire you in a heartbeat if you did this as a career. Extraordinary. I believe your advice is one reason my L.A. Personal Manager came back. It's been some time, but her clients are still working. Whatever you're doing, keep it up. @fortunatelyclevercandy

Hello and welcome back to “OH GOD: NOT ANOTHER IDIOT”. Be nice and I might get you Pushing Daisies back. I know a guy.

Anyway, so you know I’ve been sad for a few days–missing my dad. But today, he sent me 400 dollars via our joint account we got. I didn’t even have to ask. I Was supposed to but I was working.

Well after 48 hours of no sleep, I got restless–pun–and just went Facebook crazy. I got a message in my box from a guy telling me he missed me..how sweet..he missed me. He sent that message today after a month. But before he missed me, replied to my answer to his question of what I was doing. Are you ready for it? @fortunatelyclevercandy, @littletesla, @leepacesweetfantasy?

I said then, “Since I last heard from you in February, I’m good.”

“I’ve been really really busy..”

ONE MONTH LATER (again)…He says to me, “Nice. Ok  am  sory .  Good  worck for you. Am miss you.”

There has to be something I’m doing wrong…maybe using too many syllables. Maybe they want to date my imaginary transgender boyfriend Thralpernia MacPiemaker? I don’t get it.

So I say, “I can see that. It’s April and the last time you said anything was March 8th. Must be tough.” Then he answered immediately, “Nn  is tru.” So I am waiting until May to talk to a guy that can’t spell in patois. Yeah, he’s Jamaican. Maybe he thinks Calpernia is a Rastafarian.

I’m thinking now guys want to date Lee Pace in drag. I feel like his pimp now. Or I just seem to attract morons that can’t tell the panda kissing guy and Ned are the same person as Calpernia or Joe or Garrett or human. Maybe I should stop not dating and not date for eternity. I mean, a girl living near Orlando Bloom I spoke to said what a moron. Ladies, are men getting dumber? Am I just a twit magnet? Is global warming unfreezing cavemen and they are attempting to assimilate into society? I wonder if that panda still misses Lee…I need to do my nails.

Existential crisis. It’s like, I don’t know…weird. I almost feel sorry for them but I have ADD and so I forget them usually after about a minute so I can talk to my cat or stare forlornly at Lee Pace thinking, “GOD, why do you have to look better than me in a dress? Why do these guys think he’s my girlfriend? At this point, I’m having a better conversation with Ned in this gif than with actual men I know. All the other guys now are all cousins. I dropped a few idiots. I have to finish my book none of them are going to read. 

Sigh. I’ve gone from having to tell guys I’m not dating Lee Pace to telling guys I’m not dating Calpernia played by Lee Pace in a dress. I think life just turned into a TLC show. Something like, “Here Comes Honey Boo Boo, her now incredibly hot mother and counting idiots in Amish Greek Fiancés in 90 Days.”

I know what the problem is. My standards are way too high. I mean, I should lower them to like, breathing. Who needs a guy that can carry on an intelligent conversation about something more than once a month. I don’t think he knows who I am. I think he thinks he’s talking to Calpernia. Well, Lee and the real one are cute but I don’t think this guy is their type. I mean, they like read and use words in intelligent sentences. At this point, I’d rather just date the panda. He seemed like a good kisser. But I’ll bet he would be able to tell Lee Pace in and out of a dress. He probably can spell better too..in pandanese.

Convent here I come–I’ll only be there a few weeks. I kinda want to have sex before I die. Preferably with a guy with an IQ higher than snow.

 @iamjaynaemarie You are apparently f@**ed! But, it is possible to find some intelligent people around us.

Recapitulating, you have to look for a man with bad handwriting, one that underestimate his abilities, an insomniac that talk to himself, maybe dyslexyc (no referring to anyone in particular).

It looks like the description of a crazy person but, hey, I say that if a person is crazy, that person is interesting and if a person is interesting, well, it isn’t boring. 😊

BONUS - only to be used face to face (unfortunately): 

Awww.. I wish I lived near you, Angel. 😇