Jaynaé Marie

PJ: So, how’s everyone today?

[Giggle]

PJ: Kíli, what’s so funny?

Kíli: Fíli.

Fíli: Bofur.

Bofur: Bifur.

Bifur: Dwalin.

Dwalin: Bilbo.

Bilbo: Glóin.

Glóin: Ori.

Ori: Bombur.

Bombur: Peter.

PJ: What?

[Giggle]

Thorin: Do that again. That was hilarious.

PJ: Before we get started, how many of you here are scared of Thranduil?

[Silence]

PJ: You can answer that. It is not a trick question.

[Silence]

PJ: Not one of you is scared of Thranduil?

Bofur: (ahem) Dwalin?

Dwalin: Just get your set back.

Bilbo: I know where he is right now. I just spoke to him.

Fíli: Nice guy.

Kíli: Of course, Fíli. He’s our dad, remember.

Fíli: Oh yeah.

Glóin: Get your set back, man! Thranduil’s harmless.

Ori: Easier just to get it over with so we can go on.

Bifur: Are you scared of him, Peter? Thorin thinks so.

PJ: (laughing) No.

Bilbo: Yes, he is.

PJ: I am not.

Bilbo: Prove it.

PJ: What? Now? We’re working?

Bofur: Uh, not right now. We’re talking actually. About Thranduil and not the scene in particular thereby we are not actually working. We are not even talking about working or anything thusly work related.

Bifur: Thank you, Bofur.

Bofur: Anytime, Bifur.

Kíli: I’m hungry.

Dwalin: PJ, get the set back.

Elrond: Ten bucks says he’s scared of Thranduil.

Lindir: Twenty-five.

Elrond: Thirty and I’ll buy lunch.

Lindir: Deal.

I am the King of the Mountain. You don’t get any more majestic than me. I make this look so awesome.

Okay, Your Majesty. You couldn’t even get out from under my mountain without an invisible burglar that flips off the camera every chance he gets. Explain that one, oh, Majestic one.

Glóin: [What the heck is with our burglar?]

Gandalf: He got you there, Thorin.

Thorin: Touché, Gandalf. Touché.

Sometimes, Kili needs discipline.