Legolas: Dad, that was unnecessary.
Thranduil: What are you talking about?
Legolas: That seductive smile thing you always do.
Thranduil: Yes, son, it was necessary. Everything I do is necessary. There is nothing I’ve ever done in my life that wasn’t necessary.
Legolas: Was it necessary to lock up a company of dwarves over a dinner party?
Thranduil: Not necessarily. I just wanted to. Like when I made love to your mother. I just wanted to but I was not necessarily expecting you to show up nine months later.
Legolas: You are unbelievable.
Thranduil: That’s what your mother said.