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Thranduil’s favorite leisure time activity: Looking fabulous even when dressed down and really bored.
Thranduil: Stop looking at me.
Legolas: Drama king.
Watson: Smaug is the Drama Queen. He cannot do anything without drama--even his death was dramatic. A bit over the top for my taste.
Smaug: It was MY MOMENT!
Thranduil: And everyone wonders why I am bored....
The absolute greatest Martin Freeman meme ever created in the history of memes.
Watson: I am never taking Sherlock to see another Disney film as long as I live. Drama Queen.
Gollum: Bilbo, why is Rivendell in my cave?
Bilbo: Why are you asking me? I only work here.
Gollum: I don’t know what goes on up there, but it’s driving me crazy. You know who was over here whining about his space being invaded? That drama queen of a dragon from Erebor. Keep him away from me.
Smaug: It’s my cave! Mine!
Watson: I told you you were a drama queen.
Sherlock: I am not a drama queen.
Watson: Whatever.
PJ: Set?
Elrond: Wet Bar?
PJ: Now?
Elrond: Or Never. Thranduil is outside.
Thranduil: What? You’re gonna come over here and ask for the set back? Now? Are you kidding me? I could do this all day. Why don’t you ask “Mr. I Lost My Mountain to a Big Old Fat and Lazy Dragon” that spends half of the second film talking in riddles that only Gollum would care about. Oh, right. I forgot. For that he got his face on a freaking airplane. I don’t think so, Mr. “Give the Tall Blond Elf King the Cool Weapons and the Set and then ask for it back.” I don’t think so.
Thorin: Oh, Smaug? The elf’s talking about you again..
Sherlock: Well?
Watson: Drama Queen. You figure it out.
Thranduil: Oh, shut up! I am fully aware that I’m famous, okay? I’m getting a little sick of being reminded of it every time I turn on an electronic device these days! Where’s my iPhone?
PJ: Your father is having a bad day, I think.
Legolas: No, he’s not.
Bard: He’s in a good mood.
PJ: Then why is he throwing tantrums?
Legolas: Well, duh! Isn’t it obvious?
Bard: Plain as that shirt you wore yesterday.
PJ: What is obvious?
Legolas: He’s a Drama King.
PJ: Drama King?
Bard: Yeah, because, you know, Smaug is a Drama Queen.
Watson: Oh, I see someone finally grasps the concept. Smaug is not busy, grumpy, sleepy, dopey, sneezy, happy or bashful. He is a Drama Queen.
PJ: Did you read this?
Thranduil: No.
PJ: Would you like to read this?
Thranduil: No.
PJ: Can I read this to you?
Thranduil: No.
PJ: But it’s about the set.
Thranduil: No.
PJ: Can we talk, Thorin?
Thorin: No.
PJ: How about after this scene?
Thorin: No.
PJ: After lunch?
Thorin: No.
PJ: But it’s about the Mountain.
Thorin: No.
PJ: Can we talk, Elrond?
Elrond: No.
PJ: But it’s about this contract.
Elrond: No.
PJ: Can we talk about Galadriel?
Elrond: Let me think....no.
PJ: Can I talk to Lindir at least?
Elrond: No.
Smaug: No. Busy.
Watson: You have yet to grasp the concept that Smaug is a Drama Queen. He is not busy, he is a Drama Queen.
PJ: I just want my set back.
Bilbo: Okay.
PJ: You have any idea how I can get it back?
Bilbo: No.
Smaug is a high maintenance dragon.
Martin: I believe the proper noun you are looking for is Drama Queen. Smaug is a Drama Queen.
