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Jaynaé Marie

@iamjaynaemarie / iamjaynaemarie.tumblr.com

I am the author of "The Kingdom of the Woodland Realm Trilogy". I completed Book II: The Saga of Thranduil (two versions). I am currently on Book I: The Epic of Eryn Galen and Book III: The Last Tale of Legolas Lasgalen © 2015-2018.
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Uh….Calling because I need an intervention…Being a distraction again.

(I can’t help it, @fortunatelyclevercandy…I need LP Anonymous)

Wait. What is that?!? Are you distracting again?

*sigh* You are hopeless, @iamjaynaemarie

~

Ps: I want remember you that THIS creature should be your only distraction. Look at him. Look THE Perfection.

I love you.❤️ @fortunatelyclevercandy. Lee Pace was not harmed in the reblogging of this message. 😏

Get distracted while I am working. 😉

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It is quite interesting that I cannot be distracted by the same guy that would distract me from writing my book but somehow I can be distracted by distractors distracting me with the distractible distraction that is Lee Pace. So, I am being distracted with the distraction that is not supposed be distracting because distractors are being distractible with the distraction that could be distracting me if I were to follow him on Twitter. Right.

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Come, again? That’s distractibly distracting.

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Oh, @fortunatelyclevercandy….you have some explaining to do. I have my finger on the follow button…don’t make me use…who is that? Lee Pace, well if wonders never cease…let me just say hi or something. Perhaps start an hour long conversation or something. I was just about to write, but Lee Pace seems far more interesting–and oh, and we both love reading outdoors in hammocks? Farm animals? Horseback riding, hiking, chinese food, sushi, reading, journal keeping, working on sets, the theatre…oh we could just talk for LONGER than an hour. We both know farms. We both know acting, directing, writing…..Might get a number and talk on the phone or something….oh, wouldn’t that be distracting? Oh, I could ask him if he was that guy in my class way back when…if he was, oh we would be talking for FAR FAR longer than a few hours. This could go on for days…and I know when episodic season actually starts? I could talk to him during all his breaks, too, talk about all those lovely chickens in his coop..never mind that tractor….sounds like a plan….I wonder how he feels about iPhones? What? That’s right we both have the SAME PHONE–exactly. Oh I wonder if he has a Macbook Pro? Oh…Facetime here we come..what about a book…hmm…I could bring it up if the thought crosses my mind…

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Oh, we are going to have so much fun…just me and distractible Lee…. @leepacesweetfantasy…I can see it now…oh, I hope he doesn’t like Beyonce…what? He does? Well, shucks, this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship…yep…we even have the same hair color…and we both like saving the environment..well, won’t this just beat all…

Why am I still being distracted by the distractible distraction? Seriously, it’s been how long? Let me see what I’ve learned in five words: Lee Pace is a distraction. How delightfully distracting the distraction is on a day when being delightfully distracted by the distractible distraction is distracting, eh, @fortunatelyclevercandy? I mean, I feel like I’ve been distracted by the distraction doing distracting things like being distractible. He’s the ultimate distractor of distractible distractions.

Great. Now this will be stuck in my head all night long. Who started this? Whoever started this, I’m sending Lee Pace to your house.

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Tummy Ache and Lee Pace...

Okay...so I’m lying down with massive tummy ache. So I go on Pinterest because TKWR Trilogy gets posted a lot under Tolkien, LOTR or the Hobbit..go and see this (for demonstration purposes only--don’t have a cow man):

Awww..lots of cute kittens....right in the middle of them:

Wait, what? Hold on--why is he in a mountain of kittens picked for me...??? More kittens for some time... @peonies-and-poppies (warning--food)

Ooo..I’m thinking recipes or something..some adorable kitties...

Dude..what tha...??? Does Pinterest have ADD? Get on Ritalin or something....

Right...back to, uh...somewhat normal...

I give up. I’m getting photobombed by Lee Pace on Pinterest now, @fortunatelyclevercandy, @littletesla, @leepacesweetfantasy. Really. I look for Prince, Lee Pace shows up. I look for cats...Lee Pace shows up. I look for pie recipes..

Shut up. Just shut up...I want my donut NOW.

He’s going to be the death of me (if not for the medication)...

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Welcome back to The Distraction. Enjoy your stay, @fortunatelyclevercandy

Mr Distraction is back…

Good. Lord. He’s here. I need a minute *sigh* 

Ok, @iamjaynaemarie, if I have to enjoy my stay…

… WE GET THE PARTY STARTEEEEED!!! 

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Just kidding...I’m going to be good now.. I got a Huff Post writer and novelist following me today. He’s pretty important, @fortunatelyclevercandy. Mark Rubinstein. I have to really be good now. I picked up several NYT best-selling authors today. I think the Lee Pace thing worked somewhat....so I have to be good...yep. I have to work...no fun for me. Nope...no fun. No distractions.

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But, before I go...just one more thing...just for you...and anyone else who likes Lee Pace...I don't know how to do this...uh...without being too, how do you say...obvious...Oh, hell...I’ll just come right out with it...

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Who does NOT agree...? I didn't think so.......

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It is quite interesting that I cannot be distracted by the same guy that would distract me from writing my book but somehow I can be distracted by distractors distracting me with the distractible distraction that is Lee Pace. So, I am being distracted with the distraction that is not supposed be distracting because distractors are being distractible with the distraction that could be distracting me if I were to follow him on Twitter. Right.

imageimage

Come, again? That’s distractibly distracting.

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Oh, @fortunatelyclevercandy....you have some explaining to do. I have my finger on the follow button...don’t make me use...who is that? Lee Pace, well if wonders never cease...let me just say hi or something. Perhaps start an hour long conversation or something. I was just about to write, but Lee Pace seems far more interesting--and oh, and we both love reading outdoors in hammocks? Farm animals? Horseback riding, hiking, chinese food, sushi, reading, journal keeping, working on sets, the theatre...oh we could just talk for LONGER than an hour. We both know farms. We both know acting, directing, writing.....Might get a number and talk on the phone or something....oh, wouldn’t that be distracting? Oh, I could ask him if he was that guy in my class way back when...if he was, oh we would be talking for FAR FAR longer than a few hours. This could go on for days...and I know when episodic season actually starts? I could talk to him during all his breaks, too, talk about all those lovely chickens in his coop..never mind that tractor....sounds like a plan....I wonder how he feels about iPhones? What? That’s right we both have the SAME PHONE--exactly. Oh I wonder if he has a Macbook Pro? Oh...Facetime here we come..what about a book...hmm...I could bring it up if the thought crosses my mind...

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Oh, we are going to have so much fun...just me and distractible Lee.... @leepacesweetfantasy...I can see it now...oh, I hope he doesn’t like Beyonce...what? He does? Well, shucks, this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship...yep...we even have the same hair color...and we both like saving the environment..well, won’t this just beat all...

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