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Jaynaé Marie

@iamjaynaemarie / iamjaynaemarie.tumblr.com

I am the author of "The Kingdom of the Woodland Realm Trilogy". I completed Book II: The Saga of Thranduil (two versions). I am currently on Book I: The Epic of Eryn Galen and Book III: The Last Tale of Legolas Lasgalen © 2015-2018.
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Tummy Ache and Lee Pace...

Okay...so I’m lying down with massive tummy ache. So I go on Pinterest because TKWR Trilogy gets posted a lot under Tolkien, LOTR or the Hobbit..go and see this (for demonstration purposes only--don’t have a cow man):

Awww..lots of cute kittens....right in the middle of them:

Wait, what? Hold on--why is he in a mountain of kittens picked for me...??? More kittens for some time... @peonies-and-poppies (warning--food)

Ooo..I’m thinking recipes or something..some adorable kitties...

Dude..what tha...??? Does Pinterest have ADD? Get on Ritalin or something....

Right...back to, uh...somewhat normal...

I give up. I’m getting photobombed by Lee Pace on Pinterest now, @fortunatelyclevercandy, @littletesla, @leepacesweetfantasy. Really. I look for Prince, Lee Pace shows up. I look for cats...Lee Pace shows up. I look for pie recipes..

Shut up. Just shut up...I want my donut NOW.

He’s going to be the death of me (if not for the medication)...

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