Jaynaé Marie

Yep. Pretty Much...

Thranduil’s using his “Elven Jedi Mind Trick” to force you to like @thegnotesots. Is it working yet?

Kíli: Don’t look at us. We don’t know what he’s doing.

Fíli: He’s doing whatever he wants.

Kíli: Is that an elf thing or a Thranduil thing?

Fíli: Both I think.

Kíli: What’s the dwarf in the red shirt think?

Fíli: You mean the director.

Kíli: Whatever.

Elrond: I don’t think I’m supposed to be talking to you.

PJ: Why not?

Elrond: Because you’re not wearing a red shirt.

PJ: I do have more than one shirt, you know.

Elrond: Why?

Legolas: Finally! We’ve been looking everywhere for you.

PJ: What do you mean?

Bard: You’re the director, aren’t you? You’re wearing a red shirt.

Legolas: It’s not really red. It’s more of a visually distracting plaid.

PJ: What’s my shirt have to do with anything?

Bard: Kíli told us the dwarf in the red shirt was in charge.

PJ: Dwarf?

Legolas: You are kinda short, PJ.

Bard: You remind me of Thorin.

Legolas: No way! More of an Ori. Maybe a Dwalin. Maybe.

Bard: Too much hair on top.

PJ: What is wrong with you people?

Fíli: Live from Middle-Earth on Saturday Night...

Kíli: That’s it, Brother. We’re done here.

Fíli: Yep.

Fíli: I’m Fíli.

Kíli: And I’m Kíli.

Fíli: And we’re here to announce the new season of Gif Notes: On the Set. Coming in July.

Kíli: What set?

Fíli: This set.

Kíli: When will you explain to me where this set is you keep talking about?

Fíli: I was waiting for when you were smarter.

Kíli: Why not wait until you’re cuter or is that too long?

Bilbo: This again?

Thorin: I’m related to them. Shut up.

PJ: I just want the set back.

Thranduil: Oh, he’s cute.

PJ: Finally, after all this time, I get the set back. We finally resolved the issue and we can finally get back to shooting the film.

Thorin: How did you get the set back from Thranduil?

Gandalf: What the devil are you talking about? I have not seen Thranduil all day. I was not aware he was here today.

Lindir: How did Peter get the set back?

Elrond: Yeah, that’s funny. You know what? I finally got a wet bar.

Lindir: How did you do that?

Elrond: It was a gift from Kíli and Fíli.

Kíli: I don’t know what Elrond is talking about.

Fíli: Sure you do, Brother. We took PJ’s bar and gave it to Elrond.

Kíli: PJ’s one of us, right?

Fíli: Uh, no. He’s directing the film.

Kíli: What is this film you keep talking about?

Bilbo: Did Thranduil give back the set?

Smaug: No.

Bilbo: What’s Peter talking about?

Smaug: No idea.

Bilbo: This won’t end well.

PJ: Bard told me that Legolas told him that you told Legolas that you gave the set back.

Thranduil: (giggles)

PJ: Did you tell Legolas that?

Thranduil: No. Lee told Orlando and Luke to tell Ian and Richard to tell Hugo and Bret to tell Martin and Benedict to tell Lee to sent someone to tell me to give you the set back.

PJ: Who told you?

Galadriel: Cate.

Legolas: Did Dad give you the money?

Bard: Yeah. Shh….Be quiet. PJ’s coming.

PJ: Here we are again. I can’t even explain what Thranduil just said. All I know is I don’t have my set yet.

Bard: I know. Thranduil has it.

Legolas: You gave it to him.

PJ: I did not give the set to Thranduil. Where is it?

Bard: You’re standing on it.

Legolas: Yep.

PJ: And who does this set belong to?

Bard: You’re the director.

Legolas: Are you sure?

PJ: Sure of what?

Bard: Of who you are?

PJ: I’m Peter.

Legolas: I’m Orlando

Bard: I’m Luke. How are you?

Thranduil: Don’t look at me. I think they’re all crazy.

This just makes me WANT to turn my book into a film....shhh...you didn't read that....this is not the elf you’re looking for...

Elrond: You don’t like me, do you, Peter?

PJ: What do you mean? Of course I like you.

Elrond: Why does Thranduil have a jacuzzi and a wet bar?

PJ: What? I have no idea what you’re talking about. Thranduil doesn’t have a jacuzzi or a wet bar. Where are you getting this stuff?

Fíli: Kíli, are you spreading rumors again?

Kíli: Yeah. It’s fun.

Fíli: That’s not very nice. Tell them the one about Uncle’s expresso bar.

Kíli: Okay.

Thorin: I don’t have an Expresso Bar. I have a Starbucks. Complete with a Barista.

PJ: What is going on around here?

Legolas: You don’t know?

Bard: I thought you knew.

PJ: So did I. Why does Thorin have a Starbucks in his trailer?

Legolas: Who told you that?

Bard: Kíli.

PJ: Kíli? Would someone just tell me what’s going on, please?

Legolas: We’re shooting another film trilogy based on Tolkien books.

Bard: Hard Hobbit to Break, isn’t it?

Legolas: I know, right? Did dad finally get the Smaug check for his car?

Bard: Yep. Did it Durin our last lunch break.

Legolas: Well, that’s was unexpected. I thought he had to go see the Lord of the Rings.

Bard: No. He rescheduled for the Return of the King.

Kíli: Well, our work here is done.

Fíli: I think so.

Thorin: I think I’ll give them as a gift to Thranduil on his birthday...

Thranduil: Re-gifted. Happy Durin’s Day.

Bard: Hey, did you know there are some people on this planet that actually don’t like Thranduil? I’m serious. I told that to some of the guys. They didn’t take it too well.

Kíli: I like him.

Fíli: He paid you to say that.

Kíli: That’s why I like him.

Thorin: Thranduil who?

Legolas: I like my Dad....He’s nowhere near my wire, is he?

Lindir: Not like Thranduil? That’s hilarious.

Elrond: I know. We’re also on camera.

PJ: I adore Thranduil. He’s my favorite character in all of Tolkien. No one is better than or more humble than Thranduil. Smart, good-looking. Snazzy dresser. Best hair in Middle-Earth. Can I have my set back now?

Thranduil: Thank you all for being so kind to me. Let me think about that last question...............................................................................................No.

Elrond: So, you’re making another one of these film trilogies?

PJ: No. Why would I do that?

Elrond: I’d do it again.

PJ: Really?

Elrond: For a wet bar in my trailer and longer breakfast, lunch and dinner breaks.

PJ: I think six is enough.

Elrond: That’s not what I heard.

Gandalf: [Google Search: Middle-Earth Film Rumors…The Saga of Thranduil Film…copy…[…Facebook…The Hobbit Trilogy Page…Paste…Facebook…The Lord of the Rings Trilogy Page…Paste…hashtag PeterJacksonsIdea…share: Twitter, Tumblr, Reddit, Blogspot…[Lindir’s Email: CC: Elrond, Radagast] Guess what I heard? PJ said he’d give Thranduil his own plane if he’d return to New Zealand. [Send]

Elrond: You got that email from Gandalf?

Lindir: Yes.

Elrond: I bet you sent it to Galadriel, didn’t you?

Lindir: No, I sent it to Aragorn.

Elrond: Are you kidding me? He’s gonna lose it, man! You know he’s gonna lose it. I forwarded a few to Bard and Legolas though.

Boromir: Why’d you send me that email, Aragorn.

Aragorn: Because Elrond sent it to Legolas.

Boromir: So?

Aragorn: LEGOLAS, DUDE!

Boromir: (O.S.) Oh, right. I forgot.

Lee: I don’t think so!

Luke: Who put Gandalf up to this, man?

Kíli: Don’t look at me.

Fíli: Of course not. You’re too ugly.

Kíli: Look who’s talking?

Fíli: Shut up before I tell Gandalf you talked Uncle Thorin into tricking him into starting a rumor.

Thorin: I wouldn’t do such a thing! I can only stand Thranduil for one trilogy!

Bilbo: It was this guy. Pretty sure of it. Blame him. That is why he is hiding his face.

Net creepy again. Happened on Twitter. If you are losing followers, or even people you are following, I know for a fact that two web pages were fixing something...and I can’t remember if it was Facebook or Twitter, but Tumblr was out for hours for some weird non-Trump/non-Castro (may he rest in peace)/non-Black Friday reason (kept getting a large “T” and couldn’t get on any blogs--especially this one) and Twitter was knocking stuff off (I think that was them trying to do a “kick off trolls” thing or something while Facebook is on a “fake-news” rampage. I noticed that when my author friend (of Janus Chronicles) retweeted me and it got lost and so did his page for a few hours--and he’s relatively “known”, so I know there’s a technical issue. I noticed that here not long ago when I knew I was following people but couldn’t tag them because they got kicked off my following list for a weird reason then came back (a couple times, actually). 

Go figure. Christmas Gift to the world--a working web page with apps to match.

Bilbo: Oh, that’s hilarious...a working internet...That’s as funny as Thorin being majestic!

Balin: Ooo, look “I’m the king under the Mountain”...

Kíli: That’s a good one, Balin!

Fíli: Guys...we have to do this again in Thranduil’s book...shut up..

Elrond: Oh, then he said, “work”. Work? We don’t work..

Lindir: Not since the Second Age..

Bard: [deal with it]

Kíli: What year is it, Fíli?

Fíli: It’s 2941.

Kíli: Already? A.D. or B.C.?

Fíli: T.A.

Kíli: T.A.? Already?

Thorin: Why can’t I just sent them back home? I’m sure my sister misses them. A little bit.

Kíli: Hi. I’m Kíli.

Fíli: And I’m Fíli.

Kíli and Fíli: And we’re Dwarves.

Kíli: I’m the cute one, though.

Fíli: You haven’t hit puberty yet that’s why.

Kíli: Anyway...You’re probably wondering what’s going on here?

Fíli: We’re shooting a movie.

Kíli: I know that, Fíli. And I am just saying I’m cuter than you.

Fíli:  In your dreams, Kíli. Focus. You’re wondering why Thranduil has the set and why Uncle Thorin has Erebor. Well, it’s a rather long story.

Kíli: It happened quite unexpectedly.

Fíli: I see what you did there, Brother. Clever.

Kíli: I know, right?

Thorin: My sister made me bring them to get back at me for hiding her doll when she was six.