Someone took a knee at Trump’s “Celebration of America”--where Trump DIDN’T even KNOW the words to the Anthem OR “God Bless America”.
Well, that’s awkward. I learned those songs in like grade school. He could have Googled it...saved the internet meme time or bad lip-reading videos.
I wonder if he knows “My Country ‘Tis of Thee” or “America the Beautiful”?
$397,817,836 House for sale at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue. Go ahead...Google it. 🤪
Meet the two people that ruined your lives as Thranduil. I can say with 100% we both made a guy cry at least once.
That’s what I said. Yeah, no, I’m not using this as a cover. This is an exclusive one time thing--Tumblr only--because a guy got mad at me about a year and a half ago because he said me and Lee smiled alike and he stopped talking to me over a stupid headshot. I mean, FOR REAL? SERIOUSLY? DAFUQ...??? Yeah, he actually used photos as evidence. I wish I could make that up! I was depressed for a month. I was starting to like him, too. Then idiots came and distracted me, so there’s that.
Yeah. I think from now on all my men will come from fiction.
Yeah...can you believe it? This is what dreams are made of...two perfect strangers in the same body. I’m barely 5′1″. I can fit in his pocket. Makes more room for the stage if I end up at Comic Con someone wants me to go to (one of my guy friends with brains). Yeah, meet Team Thranduil.
Yeah, just got “re-photobombed” on Twitter with the photo that scared the hell out of me on Instagram. Great. Sleep ain’t happening.
Gives a whole new meaning to he sells seashells by the sea shore..
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Imagine Richard telling your daughter how you both met.
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Every night after dinner and your daughter, five-year old Amelia, always asked for ‘Daddy time’. Due to Richard working away for long periods of time, you and Amelia both missed him dearly.
Richard would get down on the floor with her in the living room of the house you had recently brought in south London, or he would lie across her bed, and they would enter into their own world which only a daddy and daughter lived in. You would hear Amelia’s chuckle from down the hall as you washed up all the crockery from dinner, and then Richard’s deep voice would follow.
Tonight and you decided to take a peek around the doorway of the living room and see what they were both up to. Yet again and Amelia had asked to watch a Pixar film, knowing they were Daddy’s favourites. You snuck to the doorway and peered in to see Richard sitting on the leather sofa with Amelia next to him, her head on his chest.
“Daddy?” she asked in her sweet, high-pitched voice.
“Yes, sweetheart?” Richard replied, kissing her forehead. You knew that Richard idolised and worshipped the very ground his daughter walked on as he had yearned for a family of his own for years.
“How did you meet Mommy?”
“You ask me this every night before bed time,” Richard laughed.
“I know but I like to hear the story….tell me,” Amelia said, grinning.
You folded your arms and rested against the doorway, seeing how oblivious they were to your presence.
“Alright, seeing as you asked so politely. On a day when Daddy wasn’t dressing up and playing someone else, he decided to see one of his friends. And his friend introduced him to a lovely lady. She was the best friend of Daddy’s friend’s wife. And that lady took Daddy’s breath away.”
“Did you kiss?” Amelia asked, looking up at Richard and laughing harder.
Richard blushed and chuckled in response. “You are being very cheeky, little one.”
“You did kissy kissy with Mommy.”
“It took me a while before Mommy allowed me to give her a kiss. She came to see me quite a lot while I was working and she became Daddy’s best friend. And then she came to work with me, travelling to lots of places.”
“Do you love Mommy?”
“Of course I do. We loved each other so much that we decided to have you.”
“Do you love me as well?”
Tears were falling down your cheeks as you watched your husband and daughter have such a beautiful heart to heart.
Richard looked at his daughter, a lump in his throat. “That is a silly question to ask. You know that me and Mommy love you more than anything else in the world.”
Daughter: Daddy, how did you meet Mommy? Richard: Trolling Tumblr one day. And we lived happily ever after. @fortunatelyclevercandy
Whaaa....?
So I got a new Pinterest started for mostly the book, and you know, when they ask you to pick topics to follow, I chose celebrities because of a nice photo of Emma Watson..what happens? Not even a hour later after one pin from Scriggler that was a poem they posted from their site that was mine, I get what? Oh, it's like no escaping LEE Pace! What? Are they seriously kidding me? Are they for real? 🤣😂
And this is why hobbits eat so many times a day.
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In 17 months of work on "The Kingdom of the Woodland Realm", today, not only did I reach 500 pages, but I finally got a like on Facebook for it! Wanna know what I said? "Tweet, Tweet, Instagram..Tumblr all the way..Oh what fun it will be being Thranduil every day." Well, push me down and call me shorter than Bilbo! Stop the presses and get Lin-Manuel Miranda on the phone. It's Thranduil: The Musical.
For some reason, when I want to do something, the net's slow and the rise of the idiots starts. Tell Grandmaster Idiot off, he comes back two days later saying hello. I say, "Can I help you? After you disappeared for days expecting me to be sitting here with nothing to do but wait for you?" He says, "thanks for the work you were doing." Epic Stupid.
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Reaction to anything Don J. Trump says. (brought to you by the PSI Coalition--Please Stop Idiots)
Seriously, no one thought this was weird?
Okay....flashback.
Tumblr app just stopped working on my iPad. I can’t log in so I took it off. So, now I have to reinstall it because either I broke it again or they are idiots because it has worked for months until this day.
The men are chivalrous, rugged..tough.
Temperamental.
Bro, who’s the guy in the feather boa?
Be glad it isn’t Dad, Boromir.
Perfect answer to anything odd someone posts you think requires a raw-fish eating cave-dwelling ring-obsessed blue-eyed gremlin to express your innermost thoughts.