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People just keep asking where they can buy Book II: The Saga of Thranduil. Gosh, that’s weird. I have no idea why, to be honest. It’s like weird some days. My mail box is full of things about publicity, publishing and all sorts of writing stuff about literary agents. It’s been a long week and it’s not even Friday.
Like I don’t have enough problems: someone creates a hashtag somewhere with “leepace” and “inspiration” somewhere on the web to describe one of my photos. They forgot “karma’s a bitch”. That’s it, we’re switching lives in the next life.
YES! Fandom! Perfect.
Huh? Wait, what? Huh? Fandom who? @fortunatelyclevercandy??? You talking to me?
I forgot: OH, @fortunatelyclevercandy..how do I do this Q&A thing tomorrow? Do I just start a thread or something? What’s a Thread? I have no idea how to do this properly. 😬
PJ: Legolas, where’s Thranduil?
Legolas: I don’t know.
Bard: I saw him talking to Gandalf.
PJ: Oh, right. You’re his son, too.
Bard: Whose son?
PJ: You know who you belong to. Stop confusing me. Where’s Orlando?
Bard: Who’s Orlando?
PJ: Okay. Where’s Luke?
Legolas: Who’s Luke?
Bard: I saw two guys hanging out with Fíli and Kíli. Could be them.
PJ: Them who?
Legolas: Orlando and Luke.
PJ: (Sigh) Where’s Lee?
Bard: Who’s Lee?
Legolas: Isn’t he Luke and Orlando’s dad?
You are horrible children. I raised you well.
