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Jaynaé Marie

@iamjaynaemarie / iamjaynaemarie.tumblr.com

I am the author of "The Kingdom of the Woodland Realm Trilogy". I completed Book II: The Saga of Thranduil (two versions). I am currently on Book I: The Epic of Eryn Galen and Book III: The Last Tale of Legolas Lasgalen © 2015-2018.
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UPDATE: All of my accounts will be public by July 6, 2018--that is IF I get my internet service back by then. It’s going on 5 or six HOURS of not working. Since they are so incompetent as to force me to use my cellphone hot spot so much, I’m considering an unlimited/international plan so in case of emergencies I don’t have to depend on CenturyLink for service on that front. Imagine this happening during a Q&A (and the next one is a multi-day event).

In case you’re wondering--this wasn’t the announcement. That has to do with the books.

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12 hours and counting..😠

You could hear a pin drop on carpet in my house right now--no internet, no television--I can’t even listen to iTunes. I use my cellular hotspot and still that’s not guarantee of a strong connection. I was posting something and I accidentally fell asleep so I figured I’d do it when I woke up--no, can’t do that. the internet’s out again. My provider keeps apologizing. I’m like don’t apologize FIX IT...there are whose livelihood is the internet--not just me. There is hardly anything in the world today that isn’t done online. I get mail from my vet about my cats. Sure, I have to take them in, but in between, I can make appointments that way if I don’t have time to call. 

Are these net providers complete idiots or are they just messing with us and charging a car payment for crummy service? I mean, I pay over $200/month just for basic cable--I can’t even watch Outlander OR Halt and Catch Fire (they took that away in the second season over a dispute with the parent network). I only have a cell phone--no land line and still, I’m paying full service price for crappy service. 

It’s like I’m a glutton for punishment, or I live in the Trumpiest state in America--I do, they just signed a bill taking money away from sanctuary cities in a state that doesn’t have any. Did I mention, we still have an anti-masturbation law here, @fortunatelyclevercandy? It is enforced but so far it’s hard to catch anyone doing it outside of their own house, I’m quite sure. It’s not for public indecency, mind you. It literally says you can’t masturbate at all--anywhere at anytime. I live in a very, stupid state in the United States.

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Whaaa....?

So I got a new Pinterest started for mostly the book, and you know, when they ask you to pick topics to follow, I chose celebrities because of a nice photo of Emma Watson..what happens? Not even a hour later after one pin from Scriggler that was a poem they posted from their site that was mine, I get what? Oh, it's like no escaping LEE Pace! What? Are they seriously kidding me? Are they for real? 🤣😂

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