Moving to Scotland now. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 

So, I’m guessing she and her staff have never won a Spelling Bee.

It’s the site’s one month anniversary. Wow--had no idea. It only has one post and one follower and now there is the subject of translating The Kingdom of the Woodland Realm Trilogy into more than one language now. So, it is an exciting one month. Saturday is upon us. Elenya Aimênu. 

People on Twitter are freaking out. Seriously. People are shedding emoji tears over this news. Yeah...

I have no words. I have no emojis. Could be because I have some form of a life and therefore, I don’t really care. The only reason I’m posting this is because of the sheer numbers of people on Twitter that are acting like the Apocalypse has finally come because the guy that got punched by Legolas (currently planning to marry Katy Perry) is getting married and his former girlfriend Selena Gomez, doesn’t seem to care. I just got over a tummy ache. Now, it might just return...so, uh....yeah. Alrighty then.

Well.

Job Search: Teaching Jobs in the United Kingdom; primary through university...Teaching English in Europe... I have a Bachelor’s in English: Shakespearean and Chaucerian Literature; Master’s in History: Early Christianity from Antiquity to the Reformation. 

Languages: English, French, Some: Spanish, German, a little Latin and 18th Dynastic Egyptian Hieroglyphics. 

Seeking to get PhD in Egyptology and History; Masters in English: Tolkien Studies, Shakespearean Literature and Creative Writing; maybe complete my Bachelor’s Degree in Theatre: Theatrical Critique and Criticism. 

Need a stool to stand at the lectern; I’m only 5′3/4″ tall. Hard worker--need Ritalin to concentrate. 

Skills: What do you mean skills? I’m typing this, aren’t I? Can hold a writing utensil and type on typewriters, computers/laptop. Just wrote one book, one screenplay. 

Hobbies: Work, Reading, Writing (so you can see why I’m single).

Thranduil is visiting Lord Elrond over the weekend....uh, yeah. It’s going to be a long weekend. 🙃🙂

Enjoy the weekend. 😁

Well, now I got an email about an allergist--guys that think they can fix everything is really annoying to me....among other things I’ve seen today...yeah.

OMG, this is a crazy day (and I’ve been chased by paparazzi before).

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Retirement Plans? Really? [true story] How does that impress a girl?

You know, I’m not going to tell you what I was thinking when this popped up in a Google search. It’s just better that you don’t know.

O-K...so I just got followed by GQ “Brands”. Should I hit follow back? I mean, I’m a girl pretending to a guy, I mean an Elvenking--and his entire male family. It’s kinda like that film “The Associate” with Whoopi Goldberg except I’m an elf guy--four times (five if you count the dude in the prologue). Well, this is awkward. What if they want me to buy a suit?

Why is it I can’t search for head-tilting kittens without running into Lee Pace?

I give up..look, Thrandy on a jog.

💻 Net is slow...

...really slow. I can’t get on Facebook and Tumblr told me I don’t have any posts yet. 🤨 RIGHT...

I’m going to wait for a while to see if it comes back up. Not to worry--I have plenty of rocks to lick over here.

Yeah, just got “re-photobombed” on Twitter with the photo that scared the hell out of me on Instagram. Great. Sleep ain’t happening.

Gives a whole new meaning to he sells seashells by the sea shore..

Oh boy....I have an opinion because of experience in this industry, but I’m not going to say anything right now. Some things should be kept to ones self. 🤐

One is strange, two is weird 😏

I’m about to post something tonight. Just putting the finishing touches on it. Other than the weather and being kicked offline often for unnecessary updates (I’m sure they’re necessary). Oh, and I had a fever for a couple days. Finding out there’s more than one private Tweeters is unusual—especially when it comes to Thranduil. Why don’t they want to be seen, you wonder. To each their own. Meanwhile, the fan girls are very interesting...I should get sick more often. One wants to feed me and be there for me—well, for the “Aran” of Mirkwood. 🙃 Good thing I’m not tied up in that Weinstein thing—though one of my name followers were under contract with him. Luckily, The Weinstein Company just fired him from his own company. I think it’s only going to get weirder from here. Hang on and enjoy the ride, @fortunatelyclevercandy.