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It takes a lot of effort to find balance without benefit of solid ground. // Jodotha // She/Her // Tragic writer with a sob story // I also draw things // HIGHLY ENTHUSIASTIC FANGIRL (you have been warned) // Current escapist obsession: Snowbaz (Simon Snow Trilogy) // Occasionally NSFW // Accepting messages from real people // and DMs on Discord from mutual server buddies
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Wayward Son doesn't get the credit it deserves for how chaotic it is.

  • Penny, Simon, and Baz dropping everything and illegal going to vacation in America with no passports, no money, and not much of a plan.
  • Baz using "Here Kitty-Kitty" and being forced to kill 9 cats behind a mall.
  • The three arguing about whether buffalo is beef to see if Penny can eat it (right after she had her heart broken).
  • They go to a Renn Faire and promptly kill 9 vampires for the world to see, and Simon and Baz make out instead of trying to get away.
  • Baz wearing flowers basically the entire time.
  • Them being scared of, out of all things, an overly friendly ex-stormchaser who knows WAY too much for his own good.
  • Simon SHANKING a goat man.
  • Shepard knows magickal creatures all across America.
  • Baz somehow finds a floral suit, and wears it while he gets drunk on the Strip with the Vampire king.
  • And the final part is a full on GUNFIGHT in the middle of the desert between two vampire factions, and somehow Burning Man helps our main cast out.

It doesn't get the credit for being as chaotically evil as it is.

#I love wayward son#It's hell on my heart#But it's pretty much hell on everything so it works out#(sort of)#simon snow series
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