Tried to draw some AoU anime screencaps.

Yes

GOOD

This is great. 

Government agents from A Vague Yet Menacing Agency were in the back, watching. (x)

this is — yes

Just another game night in the Avengers Tower…

/casually reblogs because this was a hella lotta work and doodle-drained me for a while

The other day, a few of my friends and I were discussing what kind of Captain America movies might have been made in the actual Marvel universe. After all, we know that Steve Rogers was a already legend in his own lifetime, so what happened afterwards? Somehow, that concept turned into this fanfic, and HERE IT IS.

Co-authored by morgan-leigh, hellotailor, eleveninches, febricant and alwaysalreadyangry, with movie posters created by neenya, we give you… a complete guide to Captain America on film.

This is a fucking masterpiece I would like to suggest a Ken Burns documentary about Cap and the Howling Commandos (because listening to the Smithsonian track on the soundtrack… pure PBS goodness)

i am dying of laughter, mostly from trying to conceal it so i don't wake up the entire house

Also, much agree on the PBS goodness. There must be more PBS goodness in the world.

Sam’s vines start out as “haha lookit this nest” and it’s him sitting in a little blanket pillow fort to “YO CHECK IT” and he has an actual place set up on Tony’s tower right there on the edge in the middle of the “A” and at the last second somewhere from the background is Clint shouting, “HEY”

#SAM SHOUTING DO IT FOR THE VINE before steve actually gets what he means

Steve shouting DO IT FOR THE VINE at Bucky before Bucky gets what it means

Bucky doesn’t have a vine but he’s in Sam’s most famous one. Bucky is sitting on the couch then offscreen Sam yells “GET DOWN MR. PRESIDENT!” and Bucky looks around wildly but before he can figure out what’s going on, all the Avengers dogpile on him.

#Bucky is often the unsuspecting Vine victim

Bucky tries to avoid social media in general but he’s like a fucking easter egg on everyone elses’ accounts. The fans love it. He’s often in the background of Steve’s vids or getting trolled in Tony and Sam’s, but he rarely ends up saying anything. SO WHEN HE DOES, that shit is extra popular. 

Finally one day Sam catches Bucky singing to himself as he shaves. Bucky catches sight of him right before the Vine ends and spends the next hour chasing him around trying to steal the phone back and destroy it.

*rolling around laughing because DO IT FOR THE VINE lololololololol*

avengers having vines should not be as hilarious as it is

So I recently noticed something about Tony Stark...

This man

never

lets anyone

drive him.

He literally

is always

the one in the drivers seat.

He has a chauffeur 

that he drives. 

And then I realized…

There’s probably

good reason

for that. 

at first i was like OH THIS GON BE GUD and then i got to the end

8C TUMBLR Y U GOTTA DO THAT

Iron Man (2008): Deleted Scenes

Tony Comes Home

christ.

can you imagine though, jarvis all alone in tony’s malibu house? jarvis who of course doesn’t have any physical form at all, jarvis who at this point occupies just the house and tony’s phone—jarvis, who is dependent on tony for everything, who lives essentially in tony’s pocket, suddenly being completely alone for the first time in his silicon life.

and every ten minutes on the dot for days and days and days he accesses the latest news reports, re-calculating and re-calculating tony’s chances at survival, endlessly running the numbers. and nobody told him to do that. tony’s house was empty and dark and nobody told jarvis to keep an eye on the news but he did. jarvis could have just spun down his hard drives and gone into hibernate mode, but he didn’t.

no, he watched the news. he stood vigil. he waited and he hoped that his calculations were wrong. that one day he would be able to say welcome home, sir once more.

Emotional state: upset about robots.

Well yea, kids get upset when their parent isn’t around.

I HAVE SO MANY JARVIS FEELS RIGHT NOW

did you just get me upset over automated intelligence?

d’you think the avengers ever play a game where they try to push steve’s buttons and get him all riled up and patriotic?

tony casually throws it into a conversation like “oh yeah I don’t vote” and steve trails off mid-sentence and gapes for a second before he starts in on the...

Omfg. 

okay, frostiron isn't my thing

but this gif tho

I still believe in heroes.

Best Avengers GIF set ever!

Iron Man (2008): Deleted Scenes

Tony Comes Home

christ.

can you imagine though, jarvis all alone in tony’s malibu house? jarvis who of course doesn’t have any physical form at all, jarvis who at this point occupies just the house and tony’s phone—jarvis, who is dependent on tony for everything, who lives essentially in tony’s pocket, suddenly being completely alone for the first time in his silicon life.

and every ten minutes on the dot for days and days and days he accesses the latest news reports, re-calculating and re-calculating tony’s chances at survival, endlessly running the numbers. and nobody told him to do that. tony’s house was empty and dark and nobody told jarvis to keep an eye on the news but he did. jarvis could have just spun down his hard drives and gone into hibernate mode, but he didn’t.

no, he watched the news. he stood vigil. he waited and he hoped that his calculations were wrong. that one day he would be able to say welcome home, sir once more.

character tropes + tony stark

 Agent Coulson is down

#gif warning #avengers #okay but why does nOBODY EVER TALK ABOUT THE GENERATION GAP #come on guys this is the MOST INTERESTING THING #look if steve had lived through the war he would have been part of that post-wwii generation #imagine steve in the 60S GUYS #you think he would have put up with those young folks disrespecting those soldiers and his country by protesting the war? HECK NO #remember that scene at the beginning of ca:tfa where he tells off that guy in the movie theater? THAT WOULD BE STEVE IN THE 60S #and tony is in his 40s!! tony is gen x! tony is NOT EVEN A BOOMER #tony is TOO YOUNG TO BE A BABY BOOMER tony is YOUNGER THAN OUR PARENTS #tony doesn’t know what it’s like to live in a country that’s in total war! tony doesn’t know what it’s like for loyalty to your country t… #to be something that almost everyone has! #look guys we make fun of america ALL THE TIME we mock patriotism and nationalism and the usa CON STANT LY #when steve hears the word soldier he equates it with the word hero #and when tony hears the word soldier he hears an insult. #because steve’s war is wwii #and tony’s wars are vietnam and iraq and afghanistan and tony knows that when america fights wars it is not necessarily the good guy! #and steve cannot even BEGIN to comprehend that #steve barely knows what WATERGATE is for god’s sake steve probably still trusts the government #steve doesn’t know about jfk conspiracy theories! steve doesn’t know about the patriot act #(and let me remind you that in 616 canon steve actually fought a war to bring down the expy!patriot act) #god america has grown up SO MUCH since steve’s day #americans are sarcastic and cynical and plugged into the media 24/7 #americans depricate themselves constantly americans hate america more than anybody else does #pearl harbor turned america into a unified force for change in the world; 9/11 turned america into something paranoid and bitter #steve no longer represents america #he represents what america wishes it had ever been #and tony? tony understands the usa a whole lot better than steve does and he knows it and steve never will #and tony understands how war can destroy and steve only understands how it can save #holy christ why would you write porn when you could write about that

Pepper I-don’t-know-anything Potts

lol clearly when you tell tony anything you’re actually telling tony-and-pepper the entity.

lbr there was an immediate PEPPER LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT THIS SECRET TASK FORCE PEPPER

and Phil’s like “eh, we know Stark can’t tie the shoelaces on his own platform sneakers without you, it’s fine”

there was probably an entire subsection on Natasha’s report about it, lbr.

"It is absolutely certain that Stark will share every detail of this information, no matter how classified or minute, with Pepper Potts.  This does not constitute a problem, as Potts is more qualified for any SHIELD work than Stark (see attached evaluation, where she scores above average marks in intelligence, trustworthiness, and quality of work product).  Unfortunately any recruitment of Potts would be rejected, as her loyalty to Stark is unparalleled. Which, once again, makes her eminently qualified for recruitment.  Recommend preemptively clearing Potts for any classified data we give Stark."

Additional handwritten sticky note attached to this page: “Phil: are we sure we’re not reopening the super soldier project?  Just asking for a friend.”

I am entirely convinced that Pepper has a higher SHIELD clearance than Tony does. She knows Phil is alive and they exchange text messages during boring meetings,

. . .

oh

thanks

didn't need those feelings anyway

he is actually the sweetest man ever 

. . . *squeebles*