Guys you have to understand, every horny comment I've ever made was a bit. I am so very asexual

Bei Gott, I relate so much

Me rereading and catching up on all the Riordan books at 26. Like hey brain what do you mean we're hyperfixating on fictional 15 year olds now, why are we doing that

Literally exactly my experience. Living the adult lifestyle™ I craved so much when I was little, realising that actually, it's neither better now worse just different (but with more self-confidence on your side). Realising that actually, it's not childish to like the children's books (and even if it is fuck it ain't gonna make it less fun). It's not shameful to have interests. It's not shameful to be you.

It's good to be an adult, actually.

here's a random word generator--whatever word it gives you is now the thing you are the deity of

deity of relaxation? i bestow a relaxing evening to all of my lovely moots <33

np tags - @geodetojoy @crystaluna @mcytfreaksunite @rockcattomato

this is. this is so good dude oml

deity of dark is a sick ass name and i fuckin love the dark and its the exact opposite of my chosen name which somehow makes it cooler (lux, meaning light)

np tags!!

@charbeloved @mysteriouswolf @royallygray @just-watching-dont-worry

I failed to screenshot it but

inspiration ♡

(or at least I'm pretty sure that's what it was)

@periwinklepaint @katkat030 @jae-birde @emmaestrella @watermelonbugs @insomnya777

I AM THE DEITY OF CARBON

Np tags: @trashgremlendoesart @nebwashere and anyone else (:

Yeah, I fucken wish 😔

@mrmorphea @kittykatgaymer @zelkiff @organicsaturdaychurch @emilyprentisssluvr @ensyie @sebastianthecrab04

Seems it remembers me

@ashes-onthewind @jan-pi-suli-ala @spacecatdraws @irishfry @imonthenoflylist @pademelonluck @cactus-with-boobs @bagel-is-yum

fuck yeah, i like attention

@winedownthesink @rat-detector @rateater2000 @mildlybizarrecorvid @mrmorphea

@handdeliveredinternet @mythicalratcreature @candieduranium

I'd already done this...

Now, with this second summoning, new power flows through me and it is just as potent as the first!

I have not simply the power of division and all it entails, but health as well!

Such broad concepts, such glorious, joyous potency they bring...

And to conclude, I shall give the same refrain I repeated in my first ascendance...

Divide, feckers!

I'm reblogging this a month later because I'm still so proud and mad with power and yay

@starlightshadowsworld @icechucker @nihilo-sensei @doyouneedmedicalwesistance @bananaede @sierraisboring

Deity of God (i forgot to take a screenshot)

@marmot-bumblebee-231 @ranpo-beloved @fyodors-rat-colony

that sounds terrible

@oddballism @thebookishkiwi @its-sonni @insert-clever-username-1133 @winterpandafreak @hamilgang

variation!!

@genderfluid-diaries @whydousernamesevenexist @the-mozzarella-brothers

Disturbance

Real

@yourlocalbadgerscales @soupyloopyx @nyx-taylors-version @barbie-wants-to-be-me-fr @urlocalpotterhead13 @kaylivesinchaos

@eowyunarchives Really needed that. Thank you, stranger on tumblr.com.

I got power.

Wow..

Npt @roseus-eli @sspadfoot @bisexual-bat @somanyquestions-featuringanxiety @wishiwereheather13 @wishiknew224 + anyone else who want to join in <<33

damn?

npt: @iamgayforyourmom1510 @fictionalsimp09 @mrblazeflappybird @zsrntyouil @ashes-to-ashesxx @sspadfoot + anyone else ofccc

liar, i do not achieve anything npt: @ellecdc @sspadfoot @im-on-crack-send-help @hellincarnation @sensationalstardust @thatdammchickennugget +anyone else interested <<33

the only mercy I’m doing is mercykilling

@jeahreading @daonedaonlyskh @wishing-on-a-snowflake @mireyaaaaaaaaa

that makes sense

@drksanctuary @overanalyzer @i-swear-its-only-ironical

Mine is "research"

It's two a.m. here and until now I literally worked on my thesis

See the Internet randomizer says I'm funny. The diety of it in fact

I suppose that means you are!!

words

final exam tomorrow, still got work to do & panic is setting in (for realsies this time) so i decided it would be a great idea to put words together. will probably delete later lol but have this for now

here's a random word generator--whatever word it gives you is now the thing you are the deity of

deity of relaxation? i bestow a relaxing evening to all of my lovely moots <33

np tags - @geodetojoy @crystaluna @mcytfreaksunite @rockcattomato

this is. this is so good dude oml

deity of dark is a sick ass name and i fuckin love the dark and its the exact opposite of my chosen name which somehow makes it cooler (lux, meaning light)

np tags!!

@charbeloved @mysteriouswolf @royallygray @just-watching-dont-worry

I failed to screenshot it but

inspiration ♡

(or at least I'm pretty sure that's what it was)

@periwinklepaint @katkat030 @jae-birde @emmaestrella @watermelonbugs @insomnya777

I AM THE DEITY OF CARBON

Np tags: @trashgremlendoesart @nebwashere and anyone else (:

Yeah, I fucken wish 😔

@mrmorphea @kittykatgaymer @zelkiff @organicsaturdaychurch @emilyprentisssluvr @ensyie @sebastianthecrab04

Seems it remembers me

@ashes-onthewind @jan-pi-suli-ala @spacecatdraws @irishfry @imonthenoflylist @pademelonluck @cactus-with-boobs @bagel-is-yum

fuck yeah, i like attention

@winedownthesink @rat-detector @rateater2000 @mildlybizarrecorvid @mrmorphea

@handdeliveredinternet @mythicalratcreature @candieduranium

I'd already done this...

Now, with this second summoning, new power flows through me and it is just as potent as the first!

I have not simply the power of division and all it entails, but health as well!

Such broad concepts, such glorious, joyous potency they bring...

And to conclude, I shall give the same refrain I repeated in my first ascendance...

Divide, feckers!

I'm reblogging this a month later because I'm still so proud and mad with power and yay

@starlightshadowsworld @icechucker @nihilo-sensei @doyouneedmedicalwesistance @bananaede @sierraisboring

Deity of God (i forgot to take a screenshot)

@marmot-bumblebee-231 @ranpo-beloved @fyodors-rat-colony

that sounds terrible

@oddballism @thebookishkiwi @its-sonni @insert-clever-username-1133 @winterpandafreak @hamilgang

variation!!

@genderfluid-diaries @whydousernamesevenexist @the-mozzarella-brothers

Disturbance

Real

@yourlocalbadgerscales @soupyloopyx @nyx-taylors-version @barbie-wants-to-be-me-fr @urlocalpotterhead13 @kaylivesinchaos

@eowyunarchives Really needed that. Thank you, stranger on tumblr.com.

I got power.

Wow..

Npt @roseus-eli @sspadfoot @bisexual-bat @somanyquestions-featuringanxiety @wishiwereheather13 @wishiknew224 + anyone else who want to join in <<33

damn?

npt: @iamgayforyourmom1510 @fictionalsimp09 @mrblazeflappybird @zsrntyouil @ashes-to-ashesxx @sspadfoot + anyone else ofccc

liar, i do not achieve anything npt: @ellecdc @sspadfoot @im-on-crack-send-help @hellincarnation @sensationalstardust @thatdammchickennugget +anyone else interested <<33

the only mercy I’m doing is mercykilling

@jeahreading @daonedaonlyskh @wishing-on-a-snowflake @mireyaaaaaaaaa

that makes sense

@drksanctuary @overanalyzer @i-swear-its-only-ironical

Mine is "research"

It's two a.m. here and until now I literally worked on my thesis

here's a random word generator--whatever word it gives you is now the thing you are the deity of

deity of relaxation? i bestow a relaxing evening to all of my lovely moots <33

np tags - @geodetojoy @crystaluna @mcytfreaksunite @rockcattomato

this is. this is so good dude oml

deity of dark is a sick ass name and i fuckin love the dark and its the exact opposite of my chosen name which somehow makes it cooler (lux, meaning light)

np tags!!

@charbeloved @mysteriouswolf @royallygray @just-watching-dont-worry

I failed to screenshot it but

inspiration ♡

(or at least I'm pretty sure that's what it was)

@periwinklepaint @katkat030 @jae-birde @emmaestrella @watermelonbugs @insomnya777

I AM THE DEITY OF CARBON

Np tags: @trashgremlendoesart @nebwashere and anyone else (:

Yeah, I fucken wish 😔

@mrmorphea @kittykatgaymer @zelkiff @organicsaturdaychurch @emilyprentisssluvr @ensyie @sebastianthecrab04

Seems it remembers me

@ashes-onthewind @jan-pi-suli-ala @spacecatdraws @irishfry @imonthenoflylist @pademelonluck @cactus-with-boobs @bagel-is-yum

fuck yeah, i like attention

@winedownthesink @rat-detector @rateater2000 @mildlybizarrecorvid @mrmorphea

@handdeliveredinternet @mythicalratcreature @candieduranium

I'd already done this...

Now, with this second summoning, new power flows through me and it is just as potent as the first!

I have not simply the power of division and all it entails, but health as well!

Such broad concepts, such glorious, joyous potency they bring...

And to conclude, I shall give the same refrain I repeated in my first ascendance...

Divide, feckers!

I'm reblogging this a month later because I'm still so proud and mad with power and yay

@starlightshadowsworld @icechucker @nihilo-sensei @doyouneedmedicalwesistance @bananaede @sierraisboring

Deity of God (i forgot to take a screenshot)

@marmot-bumblebee-231 @ranpo-beloved @fyodors-rat-colony

that sounds terrible

@oddballism @thebookishkiwi @its-sonni @insert-clever-username-1133 @winterpandafreak @hamilgang

variation!!

@genderfluid-diaries @whydousernamesevenexist @the-mozzarella-brothers

Disturbance

Real

@yourlocalbadgerscales @soupyloopyx @nyx-taylors-version @barbie-wants-to-be-me-fr @urlocalpotterhead13 @kaylivesinchaos

@eowyunarchives Really needed that. Thank you, stranger on tumblr.com.

I got power.

Wow..

Npt @roseus-eli @sspadfoot @bisexual-bat @somanyquestions-featuringanxiety @wishiwereheather13 @wishiknew224 + anyone else who want to join in <<33

damn?

npt: @iamgayforyourmom1510 @fictionalsimp09 @mrblazeflappybird @zsrntyouil @ashes-to-ashesxx @sspadfoot + anyone else ofccc

liar, i do not achieve anything npt: @ellecdc @sspadfoot @im-on-crack-send-help @hellincarnation @sensationalstardust @thatdammchickennugget +anyone else interested <<33

the only mercy I’m doing is mercykilling

@jeahreading @daonedaonlyskh @wishing-on-a-snowflake @mireyaaaaaaaaa

that makes sense

@drksanctuary @overanalyzer @i-swear-its-only-ironical

Mine is "research"

It's two a.m. here and until now I literally worked on my thesis

(full article here)

@drksanctuary @i-swear-its-only-ironical @overanalyzer

AI is the new NFT is the new Crypto Currency is the new Housing Market is the new trading with coffee futures in the 19th century is a fucking Bubble and always has fucking been. Why are the AI bros so surprised by that, I thought you were sMaRT.

(Reblog this version please!) Okay fuck it. I was too nervous to post this at first, but I see tons of non-Germans wanting to know what's going on right now. So here's my summary. Thanks to my buddy @keldermans and another German friend not on Tumblr for taking a glance at it to make sure I didn't get anything too horribly wrong <3 Any remaining errors are my bad!

I spent much of today writing up an outline of the current soap-opera drama going on in the German government, for my non-German-speaking friends who'd like to enjoy the tea as well.

Disclaimer: I am not technically German, but I did my best to explain this all as accurately as possible (and I did get a couple of Actual Germans to check it over for me).

For THE GERMAN DRAMA, see below...

This was an incredibly concise summary of the whole clownery of it all. Reads like the concept script to a comedy show as well. (Because it is lol)

'Wie kann ich andeuten dass die verschiedenen Sachen die ich aufzähle sich gegenseitig ausschließen, ohne das Wort 'oder' zu verwenden'

Der bescheidene Schrägstrich:

Der bescheidene Schrägstrich ist mein neuer Lieblingscharakter

The kitty harvest is bountiful this year

I do have a piece of writing advice, actually.

See, the first time I grew parsnips, I fucked it up good. I hadn't seen parsnips sprouting before, right, and in my eagerness I was keeping a close eye on the row. And every time I saw some intruding grass coming up, I twitched it right out, and went back to anticipating the germination of my parsnips.

But it turns out parsnips take a bit longer than anything else I'd ever grown to distinguish themselves visually. It's just the two little split leaves, almost identical to a newly seeded bit of kentucky bluegrass when they first come up, and they take a good bit to establish themselves and spread out flat before the main stem with its first distinctive scallopy leaf gets going.

I didn't get any parsnips, not that year, because I'd weeded them all out as soon as they showed their faces, with my 'ugh no that's grass' twitchy horticulture finger.

The next year, having in retrospect come to suspect what had happened, I left the row alone and didn't weed anything until all the sprouts coming up had all had a bit to set in and show their colors, and I've grown lots of parsnips since. They're kind of a slow crop, not a huge return, but I like them and watching them grow and digging them up, and their papery little seeds in the second year, if you don't harvest one either on purpose or because you misjudged the frost, so it's worth it.

Anyway, whenever I see someone stuck and struggling with their writing who's gotten into that frustration loop of typing a few words, rejecting them, backspacing, and starting again, I find myself thinking, you gotta stop weeding your parsnips, man.

reading this post be like

It's still so fucking frustrating at times,,,

yes, percy rose through the ranks of new rome disturbingly fast. no, jason did not do the same at camp half blood. yes, percy's rise to leadership at both camps took about two weeks and was completely unplanned. no, the same cannot be said for jason. his rise was carefully planned and took over a decade. they're both children of the big three, but where percy thrums with raw power, jason is a sword honed by zeus and hera. where percy is a survivor, jason is a weapon. where percy is a cycle breaker, jason can't get out. jason's fatal flaw was temptation to deliberate because he never managed to make his own choices. he was every classic definition of a hero rolled into one, and he never questioned it because his happiness came after the responsibility. jason was never going to ascend as fast as percy because jason was raised on hard work and discipline while percy, an abuse survivor and child of poverty, knew when to fight dirty. where jason was a transplant, percy was an invasive species. jason was always going to die because he was never more than a tool for the gods to throw away when he outlived his usefulness, or when he started to question his place. if someone as locked down as jason can question the system, anyone can. now that luke has put thoughts of overthrow in everyone's heads, zeus has to be very careful because while jason was expendable as his weapon, percy was unexpected in every way. zeus has no plan for him. when percy dies, he will become a martyr, so he can't die, except now everyone knows that percy doesn't want to be a god either. jason had to die, and now percy has to live.

I like this take…

And how tragic for Jason, to be aware of the cycle, to see someone else breaking it, and never being able to do so yourself.

Ouch

We are not serious people

Ein best off

Losing my mind laughing about Victorian Christmas cards

I don't even know what to say

Also why did the Victorian have such a big thing for frogs on christmas cards?

WhAT is going on here? Were those meme cards or did they actually sent them as a nice happy greeting?

I PASSED!! (MY MIDTERM) >:D

asdfghjkl alhamdulillah not only did i pass i did extremely well for my circumstances and am quite proud of meself. celebratory doodle for now bc my final is in a few days and i still need to study for it lol

shout out and special thank you to my speed dial moots for your kind words and emotional support in these trying times; @sunshines-child @notsolonedesert @astronymous @xixovart <3

and to my moots and peeps on here (all yall) thank you :D!!

POOKIE SO HAPPY FOR YOU, MASHALLAH ILY

Forgive me this doodle is crappy but I'm doing this in the middle of a lecture HAHA

Also I've established that you're taller than me even though we don't know. It is canon now

KJDJKDSHJDSKJDSJK ILY MORE <3

Congratulations 🎉🎉🎉!!

Okay, hear me out: The seven decide to do a trauma candy salad on Piper’s social media, and within a day it becomes her most liked post and starts 6 new conspiracies.

Percy: Hey, I’m Percy Jackson, and when I was 12, I accidentally blew up the gateway arch, and there was a nation-wide manhunt for me because they thought I was a terrorist. I brought Reese's Pieces.

Annabeth: My name is Annabeth, and when I was 7 years old, I ran away from home and lived on the streets with two other kids until one of them was murdered in front of me. I brought starbursts.

Leo: Hi! I’m Leo, and my mother died in a warehouse fire, but my entire family blamed me for her death, so I was put in foster care. I brought skittles!

Piper: I’m Piper, and my dad was held hostage, and his kidnappers tried to blackmail me, so I brought the m&m's. 

Jason: My name is Jason and I was abandoned in the woods and raised by wolves. I brought some Swedish fish.

Frank: I’m Frank, and when my mom died, my grandmother kicked me out of the house and told me to go to California. After I came back to ask her about our family history, the house burned down and she vanished. I brought some gummy bears

Hazel: When I was 13, I died. I’m putting in life savers :)

The initial reaction of "Well, they're clearly joking. What funny jokes," giving way to many many posts about how that one kid definitely did blow up the gateway arch, here is an article about it and here is a video of him at age twelve talking about it on the news, and Tristan Mclean definitely did go missing for a bit (There was tons of speculation from his fans, at the time.). The Annabeth thing is plausible (and maybe Frederick Chase reported her missing), and the Leo thing is plausible. Jason and Hazel definitely must be joking, but that won't stop people from digging a little longer and finding that the police were called on D-list celebrity Beryl Grace over the disappearance of her toddler son in a notoriously wolf-infested forest. Making the search for what Hazel is talking about the most bizarre, chaotic endeavor the Internet has ever seen.

It'll be the glitter conspiracy all over again