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Drunk text me. I want
to be the one you think of
when you can’t think straight.
"Drunk Texts are Flattering" by Claire Luisa (via oxyt0cin)
#unless you're the annoying kind of drunk#my ex drunk dialed me a couple times last year and was like#wow i really wasn't good to you i'm so sorry about that#so i was like#good you should be#but then#he started being annoying and i didn't care to talk to him anymore#it's hard talking to drunk people#u feel me#my tags#about me#personal#alanna#welp
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That’s our tree
Wow I’m so doing this
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stingbystellar-deactivated20181
In all three books Katniss just pees once.
mellarkfamilybakery
Still better than seven years and Harry only taking one bath.
timelordparadise
And never peeing
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Baby cuttlefish.
what do you think it dreams about
aleeyabooh
awww
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do you ever just want to go outside in the middle of the night and walk around and not actually do anything just observe and think and stuff
sirseahorse
buda-pest-deactivated20190529
A friendly reminder that this guy
and this guy
were born only one year apart
my-flourish-and-blotts
WAT
twerkingderp
I NEED TO GO RETHINK MY LIFE
timelordy-teganbreann
EXCUSE ME
i-am-a-lullaby
Also this guy
is 8 years younger than this guy
wat
Women’s rights are human’s rights.
naralprochoicemass
“I have a mother, I have a wife, I have nieces. It’s real important they be treated as competent human beings who can take care of themselves."
Love that sign that says “SHE IS SOMEONE"
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shout out to people wondering what the opposite of in is
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A Wild Dancing John appears in Buckingham Palace.
So I walked into the dentist this morning. My dentist asked me how my weekend was. I said “Good, I watched Captain America last night. I really liked it.” And my dentist says “Oh, my son is in that movie.” At first I thought he was joking but then I realized
Dr. Robert Evans
I looked it up
My dentist is Captain America’s dad
tuucker
My doctor is JK Rowling’s husband.
JK Rowling’s husband has asked me if I am sexually active.
